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Peeping Tom – Entire Debut Album Available For Streaming

You can now stream the entire debut self-titled album by Mike Patton’s latest project, PEEPING TOM, over at the band’s official MySpace page.

In other news, a video clip of the band performing the single “Mojo” on the Late Night With Conan O’Brien show on Friday, May 26th has been posted online here.

Nile – Sign To Nuclear Blast Records

Nuclear Blast Records have announced the signing of “one of the most innovative metal bands nowadays:” NILE! Mixing Egyptian tunes with technical death metal elements and thus creating a very unique style, NILE rank among the elite of the brutal riff league, as masterpieces like “In Their Darkened Shrines” or last year’s “Annihilation Of The Wicked” impressively show.

NILE mainman Karl Sanders commented on the new deal by saying:

NILE is pleased to announce the recent signing of its new record deal with Nuclear Blast. We are excited about the possibilities and potential of this new partnership with the wonderful people at Nuclear Blast. We are most certainly eagerly looking forward to working on the next NILE album and to fearlessly continue bringing NILE‘s unique brand of Ithyphallic Brutal Death Metal to our fans. We also would like to thank Matt and Gordon and all the team at Relapse for many years of happiness working with them, we count them as our friends and comrades still and wish them all the best.”

A new album of NILE album is expected to be released in 2007.

SMNnews.com – Back Shortly…!

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As for Ozzfest, Devin’s too exhausted to be excited.

“I don’t even know what the Ozzfest is all about. Everybody seems to be making a real big deal about it, and for me, it’s just the next gig we’re doing,” he said. “People talk about the Ozzfest and what it can do for your career, and I guess I’m just oblivious to it. … I’m in a weird position, because there’s all this rock and roll stuff [that goes on backstage at Ozzfest], and everyone’s really into putting their party pants on and getting liquored up and high. I just don’t fit in as well as a lot of people.”

Les Claypool – Talks To MTV About Debut Film

The following article was originally posted by Rob Kemp over at MTV.com:

During his maiden voyage as a filmmaker, Primus bassist/leader/songwriter Les Claypool experienced something that every director ? from Hollywood super-mogul to the most indie auteur ? knows intimately: “If anything can go wrong, it will.”

“The process of making this film was one kick in the n–s after another,” he said. “Two trips to the hospital, a hit-and-run, a crew member had a nervous breakdown and threatened to throw all the footage in the fireplace. We had a gremlin following us around. It’s like building a house with apprentice carpenters, and the building materials were on fire.”

But by no means does Claypool regret making “Electric Apricot: Quest for Festeroo,” a mockumentary that follows a fictitious jam band by that name, satirizing the sprawling patchouli scene the way “This Is Spinal Tap,” “CB4″ and “The Rutles” series did for heavy metal, hip-hop and Beatlemania, respectively. Claypool’s movie took the Best of Festival – Feature, Audience Award at this year’s Malibu Film Festival.

Many people assumed that the thousands of dubiously odored, financially carefree nomads that followed the Grateful Dead for 30 years would have dispersed upon the band’s demise 11 years ago. But Phish grabbed the Dead‘s baton, and the jam-band subculture has mushroomed in the decade since, supporting not only the likes of moe, Leftover Salmon and the String Cheese Incident, but bands that never embraced the Dead‘s influence, like Ween and Claypool’s multiple prog-rock/funk projects.

“It’s a fabulous subject,” Claypool said, “one that I know quite a bit about and one that hasn’t been examined before. I could do the same thing for Ozzfest. Character study is my existence.”

He noted that there’s an ample potential audience for the film. “Bonnaroo is the highest grossing music festival in the United States, and it does so with only Internet advertising,” he continued. “And it’s not just hippie bands ? Radiohead and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah are playing this year.”

Claypool’s film will be screened at Bonnaroo in June, where he will also perform solo and play a set with Oysterhead, his supergroup with Phish‘s Trey Anastasio and former Police drummer Stewart Copeland.

The film tracks the progress of Electric Apricot from a gig at the storied Bay Area club the Sweetwater Saloon to sessions for their first album to “Festeroo,” a jam band-heavy festival (these scenes were shot last year at the High Sierra Music Festival in Quincy, California).

Along the way, we get to know the bizarrely nicknamed members of the band (who are played by Claypool and three Bay Area musician pals): Herschel, the keyboardist and purest hippie of the bunch; Aiwass, the pseudo-intellectual bassist fond of quoting Wittgenstein and remarking, “I feel like Hitler at Waterloo”; and Lapdog, the archetypal drum nerd (Claypool).

Then there’s the guitarist/singer, Gordo. “He drinks beer, wants to party and worships Jerry Garcia,” Claypool said. Gordo looks likely to become the film’s breakout star thanks to a scene in which he gets gangsta on a character who doesn’t show sufficient reverence for Garcia.

Claypool devised the film’s general plot, but much of the dialogue was improvised. “Electric Apricot” features cameos from Seth Green (“Robot Chicken,” “Austin Powers”) and “South Park” co-creator Matt Stone, playing a pair of concert “tapers,” as well as brief turns from jam-scene icons including the Dead’s Bob Weir, former Phish bassist Mike Gordon and Gov’t Mule‘s Warren Haynes and Matt Abts.

But most characters are portrayed by Claypool’s friends, non-actors who nonetheless capture the essence of the rock and roll periphery: a hapless manager, a hanger-on desperate to go on tour, a Yoko Ono-style girlfriend and a band therapist who not only sports blindingly ugly sweaters, but attempts to ingratiate himself into the band (Claypool swears that any resemblance to therapist Phil Towle, from 2004’s b>Metallica documentary “Some Kind of Monster,” is coincidental).

When the inevitable comparison to “Spinal Tap” is brought up, Claypool says his approach was inspired more by Ricky Gervais’ acclaimed BBC series “The Office.” “Are they parodying people who work at a paper supply company?” he asked, “Or are they portraying true characters in a certain setting? [‘Electric Apricot’] is an endearing look at the jam scene, poking fun at these people and how they look at their universe so seriously.”

The film is just one of several Claypool creative endeavors that will arrive in the coming weeks. He’s also releasing his first proper solo album, Of Whales and Woe, on May 30, and will publish his first novel, “South of the Pumphouse,” which he describes as “a cross between ‘Deliverance’ and ‘The Old Man and the Sea,’ ” in July.

VH1 Rock Honors – Tribute Bands Sorted Out – SMNnews to Appear

It’s been revealed that the all-star band set to play as a tribute to KISS for the VH-1 ROCK HONORS show will include:

Slash
Rob Zombie
Scott Ian
Tommy Lee
plus a “special-surprise” second guitarist

GODSMACK will be playing as tribute to JUDAS PRIEST, while ALL AMERICAN REJECTS will be playing as tribute to DEF LEPPARD and the FOO FIGHTERS will be playing in a tribute to QUEEN.

In other news, SMNnews.com will be on site in Las Vegas to provide red/black carpet press for all band and star arrivals.

Motorhead – Lemmy is One of the “Living Legends of Sex” According to Maxim

Lemmy is one of the “Living Legends of Sex” – so says Maxim Magazine in their June issue. That’s right, Lemmy, alongside Jack Nicholson, Julio Iglesias, Gene Simmons, Charlie Sheen, Magic Johnson and others. In the feature’s only Q & A, the MOTORHEAD singer “explains what makes him irresistible to women.” Lemmy reveals his perfect woman and if he’s gotten lucky. Check it out for very interesting ? and revealing ? read.

In other MOTORHEAD news:

- On the heels of their Grammy win last year, the band has been in the studio working on a new record, “Kiss of Death”, scheduled for release on August 29 on Sanctuary Records. All songs were written by Motorhead, with Cameron Webb ? who produced the band?s last record, Inferno – back at the helm.

- European Festivals Tour begins June 1 in Barcelona. MOTORHEAD, FOO FIGHTERS, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE and others perform at Hyde Park on June 17. The sold out show will host 85,000 fans.

- North American tour scheduled to begin September, 2006

- Lemmy featured all this month on VH1 talking about “Ace Of Spades” in 40 Greatest Metal Songs and throughout the weeklong series Heavy: The Story Of Metal which premieres the week of May 22

- Various MOTORHEAD songs appearing in the video games: Steel Lancer, Arena Int’l. and WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2, with more video games to be confirmed soon

2006 marks thirty one years together for MOTORHEAD, the critically acclaimed rock ‘n roll godfathers, whose distinctive musical style is a furious hybrid of heavy metal and punk.

The Alien Blakk – Feat. Dave Ellefson, Craig Nielson, Joshua Craig – Featured in Music Connection Magazine

Joshua Craig of THE ALIEN BLAKK is featured in the current issue of Music Connection Magazine as the featured “Spotlight Featured Artist Of The Month”. In the atricle, Craig exposes how THE ALIEN BLAKK project came to be musically and financially. -A copy of the article can be viewed here.

Terror 2000 – Bjorn “Speed” Strid Gives Go Ahead to Launch New Site

Bjorn “Speed” Strid (SOILWORK, DISARMONIA MUNDI) has given the green light to open terror2000.net, the new official website for TERROR 2000. Click above to check out for exclusive content and news updates from the band. The site was created by McCaulley Designs.

Artimus Pyledriver – Set to Release S/T Debut on June 6 – Entire Album Streaming Now

Atlanta, Georgia’s ARTIMUS PYLEDRIVER is set to release their self-
titled debut record on June 6. You can listen to the entire album right now by visiting their e-card at this location.

Named in homage to LYNYRD SKYNYRD drummer, Artimus Pyle, the 10 track aural attack of ARTIMUS PYLEDRIVER will introduce your ears to their own unique brand of ?heavy Southern rawk.? Recorded at The A Room Studios in Atlanta GA, the album was mixed and mastered by Matt Washburn at Ledbelly Studios and produced by ARTIMUS PYLEDRIVER and Dave Angstrom. “This album is just the beginning of our sonic assault on Southern rock and hardcore,? raves singer Dave Slocum. ?This is the shit that bridges the gap between David Allen Coe and Black Flag.”

The band was the #1 most added song at metal radio with their first single “Swamp Devil” for the week of May 15.

Queensryche – Release New Video for ‘The Hands’ Off “Operation: Mindcrime II”

QUEENSRYCHE just released a new video for the song ?The Hands? off of their new album “Operation: Mindcrime II” – links can be found below:

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Head Automatica – New Tune – ‘Scandalous’ – Online

Check out HEAD AUTOMATICA?s new song, ?Scandalous? on their Myspace page. ?Scandalous? is off HEAD AUTOMATICA?s upcoming release, “Popaganda”, in stores June 6.

Look What I Did, Folly – Initial Summer Tour Dates Released

Combat Records’ LOOK WHAT I DID will be hitting the road this summer with FOLLY, DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, and THE HUMAN ABSTRACT. The tour is named “The Summer Bummer
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” and a MySpace account has been set up for it to promote it. Intial dates are as follows, with more expected to be confirmed in the forthcoming days:

July 12 – Wilmington, NC @ The Soapbox
July 14 – Clearwater, FL @ 688 Skatepark
July 15 – Miami, FL @ The Roxy Theatre
July 16 – Tallahassee, FL @ Big Daddy’s
July 17 – Ft. Myers, FL @ United Gym
July 18 – New Orleans, LA @ The High Ground
July 19 – Houston, TX @ Java Jazz
July 20 – McAllen, TX @ Nikkie Rowe VFW
July 21 – San Antonio, TX @ The White Rabbit
July 22 – Wichita Falls, TX @ The One Six Nine
July 23 – Gainesville, TX @ The State Theater
July 24 – Wichita, KS @ Headway Skatepark
July 25 – Colorado Springs, CO @ The Black Sheep
July 26 – El Paso, TX @ Chics Bar and Grill
July 28 – Victorville, CA @ Trilogy Theater
July 29 – Bakersfield, CA @ The Backstage
July 30 – Sacramento, CA @ Boardwalk
August 3 – Portland, OR @ Rock and Roll Pizza
August 4 – Seattle, WA @ Studio Seven
August 6 – Boise, ID @ The Venue
August 7 – Salt Lake City, UT @ The Ritz Theatre
August 9 – Denver, CO @ The Marquis Theatre
August 10 – Rapid City, SD @ St. Joe’s Pub
August 11 – Moorhead, MN @ All Star Bowl
August 12 – St. Paul, MN @ Station 4
August 13 – Lacrosse, WI @ The Warehouse
August 18 – Grand Rapids, MI @ The DAAC
August 19 – Carmel, IN @ C. P. A. C.
August 20 – Cleveland, OH @ Peabody’s
August 21 – Binghamton, NY @ The Scoreboard
August 24 – Hamilton, ON @ The Underground
August 29 – Walingford, CT @ American Legion Hall
August 31 – Epping, NH @ Epping American Legion
September 1 – Kingston, PA @ Backstage Enterprises
September 2 – Montclair, NJ @ Bloomfield Ave. Cafe

Napalm Death – Barney Comments on Studio, New Album Material

Commenting on recording material for the follow-up album to last year?s “The Code Is Red? Long Live The Code”, NAPALM DEATH vocalist Barney Greenway said, “After working our arses off on new stuff for the last couple of months, we kind of slipped into the studio when noone was looking. This thing is already sounding totally immense – even better than Code…, from where I’m standing. It’s fast and furious, as you’d expect, but we’re also throwing a few curveballs in, in true NAPALM DEATH tradition. Can’t wait for everyone to hear it. Take it easy peeps.” The band are currently recording at Foel Studios in Wales, England, where they also recorded their last album.

NAPALM DEATH toured North America earlier this year with KREATOR, and in Fall 2005 supporting SUFFOCATION. Look for the new album to be released this fall with an extensive worldwide tour following.

SiKth – Release Teaser of New Song Entitled ‘Flogging The Horses

A teaser sample of a new SiKth song entitled ‘Flogging The Horses’ has been posted online and can be found here. The song appears on SiKth‘s masterful new album “Death of a Dead Day” which hits stores in the US on June 6 and on June 23 in the UK.

Paul Di’Anno – Known for Brutal Honesty…Speaks to Morley Seaver

PAUL DI’ANNO is known for his brutal honesty. The former IRON MAIDEN vocalist now fronts his own band. antiMUSIC?s Morley Seaver spoke with Paul this week to talk about his excellent new record ?The Living Dead?. Here?s a sample of what he had to say:

antiMUSIC: The title cut is phenomenal and probably your best vocal in my view. Lyrically I would assume you’re addressing something. What are you talking about in this song?

PAUL DI’ANNO: Thanks, as I am personally very proud of this song and think it is just about the best song I’ve created. The song is about oppression and the have nots of this world and the injustices to the millions of people who have fuck all in life apart from just trying to stay alive. I get to travel a lot and I get to see a lot and I am so lucky to live a privileged life, but this was my way of saying to people…when you’re getting pissed at your comfortable life not fitting to your plans…think of all the poor fuckers who have no life or indeed plans. The song is also rather personal to me in ways that are far too difficult for me to explain.

antiMUSIC: In “Brothers of the Tomb”, it sounds like you got your privates caught in a vice. Your voice seems to get better as you go along. Was it difficult to get the high notes on this song and some of the others? And considering you have not exactly babied your voice over the years, are you surprised you still have such an amazing range?

PAUL DI’ANNO: I did this song in one take and thought my balls were gonna drop off and my eyes were gonna fucking pop out…ha-ha. Yeh you’re right, I have been a mental case for a lot of my life resulting in my voice taking a hammering over a couple of decades….I guess I must have done something right, somewhere along the way…but god knows what that was??

antiMUSIC: It says on your bio sheet that you landed a role in a Bollywood movie. What can you tell us about it and will we get to see it in North America?

PAUL DI’ANNO: Unfortunately I got into a terrible argument with the director who wanted me to wear fucking make-up for my role and I (accidentally) hit him…and that was the end of my Bollywood movie career !!!

You can read the rest of the interview here.

Lost Prophets – “Liberation Transmission” – 1st Video Single Streaming

Wales’ LOST PROPHETS have premiered the video ?Rooftops? ? the first video off “Liberation Transmission” which hits stores June 27 ? on MTV2. You can check it out here.

Blind Guardian – Announce Release Date for “A Twist In The Myth” – Tracklisting Announced

Looks like the holiday season is shaping up quite nicely for BLIND GUARDIAN fans in the U.S. and Canada: the BLIND GUARDIAN camp has just announced the preliminary routing for their upcoming North American tour throughout November and December in support of their new album, “A Twist In The Myth”, set for a September 2006 release. Described by Billboard Magazine as “a larger-than-life sound which incorporates the harmonies and drama of QUEEN with an aggressive, modern sensibility,” the BLIND GUARDIAN discography has sold over 120,000 copies in North America alone and their first-ever limited edition single debuted on the Singles Chart in 2002 by selling 5,200 copies.

Lead vocalist Hansi Kürsch checks in about the new album, the new songs, and the upcoming tour:

“As you all most probably know, we have finished the album some days ago and started doing some first shows already. With this album, I think, we have widened the range of the BLIND GUARDIAN universe more than we have ever done before. In terms of quality, we had a very good feeling during the whole recording session. Some of the new songs will be presented on the road when we will start touring. Everything and everyone is in pretty good shape. All preparations for the fall tour are on schedule and the interest in tickets for the tour is really high. One more time, we would like to thank you for your patience and can’t wait to hear and see your reaction to the new songs. As soon as there are some download samples, we will let you know. Your endurance will be rewarded.”

Between now and the launch of the U.S./Canadian tour, BLIND GUARDIAN will stay busy by hosting listening parties in Europe for their new album, shooting a video for “Another Stranger Me” (featuring new drummer Frederik Ehmke), and touring throughout Europe and Scandinavia in September and October.

The track listing for A Twist In The Myth is as follows:

1. This Will Never End (5:07)
2. Otherland (5:14)
3. Turn The Page (4:16)
4. Fly (5:43)
5. Carry The Blessed Home (4:03)
6. Another Stranger Me (4:36)
7. Straight Through The Mirror (5:48)
8. Lionheart (4:15)
9. Skalds And Shadows (3:13)
10. The Edge (4:27)
11. The New Order (4:49)

BLIND GUARDIAN‘s “Fly” single was released on April 18 and contained two exclusive tracks: an acoustic version of “Skalds and Shadows” and a cover of the IRON BUTTERFLY classic “In A Gadda Da Vida.”

The band has also announced the following North American dates:

11/08 Marquee Theatre – Phoenix, AZ
11/09 House Of Blues – San Diego, CA
11/10 Galaxy Theatre – Santa Ana, CA
11/11 Avalon – Los Angeles, CA
11/12 Fillmore – San Francisco, CA
11/14 TBA – Vancouver, B.C. CANADA
11/15 El Corazon – Seattle, WA
11/17 Avalon – Salt Lake City, UT
11/18 Gothic Theatre – Denver, CO
11/20 The Rave – Milwaukee, WI
11/21 House Of Blues – Chicago, IL
11/22 The Quest – Minneapolis, MN
11/24 Newport Music Hall – Columbus, OH
11/25 Harpo`s – Detroit, MI
11/26 Opera House – Toronto, ON CANADA
11/28 Salle Albert-Rousseau – Québec City, QC CANADA
11/29 The Medley – Montreal, QC CANADA
11/30 TBA – New York, NY
12/01 Palladium – Worcester, MA
12/02 TBA – Philadelphia, PA
12/04 9.30 Club – Washington, D.C.
12/05 TBA
12/07 House Of Blues – Orlando, FL
12/08 Roxy – Atlanta, GA
12/09 House Of Blues – New Orleans, LA
12/10 Meridian – Houston, TX
12/11 Backroom – Austin, TX

10 Years – Shoot 2 Videos With Chad Calek at The Whiskey

10 YEARS collaborated with Director Chad Calek, known for BLEEDING THROUGH, INDEX CASE, TAKING BACK SUNDAY and other, to shoot two new music videos on May 22, 2006 at The Whiskey in Los Angeles, CA. The two new videos will be for “Through the Iris” and “The Autumn Effect”, the title cut off of 10 YEARS‘ acclaimed debut album.

“Everyone is going to see a different side of 10 YEARS that hasn’t been caught on film yet. A very raw and personal side that will bring the fans much closer to the band than ever before,” Calek said.

Billboard Top 200 – Chart Rundown for Metal/Rock/Alternative

The Billboard Top 200 Charts are in for the week – numbers and sales racked up as follows:

1. RED HOT CHILI PEPPERSSTADIUM ARCADIUM @ 156,278
3. TOOL10,000 DAYS @ 80,730
10. PEARL JAMPEARL JAM @ 53,489
11. HOOBASTANKEVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF @ 51,306
29. GODSMACKIV @ 32,564
36. THE FRAYHOW TO SAVE A LIFE @ 26,871
47. BLUE OCTOBERFOILED @ 21,675
50. ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS MOVE ALONG @ 20,259

Killswitch Engage – Full Version of New Track ‘This Fire Burns’

You can now check out the full version of the new KILLSWITCH ENGAGE track ‘This Fire Burns’, a cut recorded to support the “WWE: Wreckless Intent” disc.

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Impaled’s Ross Sewage – Review of Death In The Forest

The one and only Ross Sewage of IMPALED has offered the following review of the Death In The Forest festival which took place on May 20th in New York City:

Death in the Forest. It wasn’t in the forest. Well it was, then it was on a mountain, then it was possibly in the Garden State, then it was at an old church in Manhattan, and finally it settled in a three stage venue in midtown Manhattan. It must have been a very interesting two days for the promoter. That all happened in two days. Even day of the fest. Oh well, we had unrefundable tickets to New York. Maybe we could go see Cats.

First off, anyone willing to fly Impaled, the World’s Most Hated Band ™ out to a fest for a single show has a serious crack in their noggin. That was a bad sign from the get go.

Secondly, we just got back to the States. Now, offer me a trip to Europe or Japan, I’d probably be stoked. New York? You know what? I hate New York. There’s good folks in New York, of course, but seriously… fuck that city. Twice I’ve been there and twice was told I was being taken to the best pizza place in the world. Twice I ate at the same pizza place. Twice I deemed it the worst fucking food in the world. I’m reminded of the headline from the Onion that read something like “Man Sees Squirrel Forage Nut in Central Park: States ‘Only In New York.'” Guess what, New York? There’s other towns with stupidly huge buildings, squares of immense commerce, and food from around the world. I do not
On the flight over it was crowded. So crowded they made Jason check his carry on because there was just no more room. Never mind the business men who had four carry ons or the lady with the giant bag of clothes obviously terribly oversized, no, they picked on cute lil’ Jason. Jason showed a lot of prescience, too, when he deemed his bag would be lost. Sure enough, when we got to New York, it was nowhere to be found.

Our friend Ed from Fecal Corpse graciously picked us up from the airport. Also, my pal Granny Monster (no, she’s not old, nor a monster) showed up at the airport to meet and stay with us so we could hang out. We left with a very sullen and bagless Jason.

We stayed with our friend Aaron Cobbett. Aaron is the twin brother of John Cobbett, the guitarist for Ludicra. We got to his apartment in Brooklyn about 1 am, and I gave him a call. He was drunk in Manhattan. Only, it sounded just like John, and that was just throwing me off.

“Aaron, we’re here.”
“Oh, I thought you weren’t gonna be there until 1 o’clock?”
“Aaron, it is 1 o’clock.”
“Oh… shit… I thought you said 1?”
“Aaron, it is 1. I said 1. We’re outside your apartment.”
“Oh, fuck, sorry. I’m drunk.”
“Yeah.”
Hilarity!

Aaron got us into his apartment with a few phone calls. He finally showed up, and fuck… him and John at least should have different facial hair. It’s like they planned to try and popularize the “Cobbett” look on separate coasts and take over America. Well, Aaron looks a little happier. He’s a professional photographer. John is a professional musician. You do the math. When kids ask me about starting a band, I tell them, “Don’t.” It’s like smoking. Every time you do something musician related, it’s 15 minutes off your life.

Sean and Raul went and bought a couple cases of beer. I’m awfully proud of the level to which we can imbibe. Aaron got out some glamour sequined outfits that me and Jason and Granny tried on. I have to say, mine fit like a glove. I think I may have a new look. Maybe I’ll change my name to “Ross Sugar” and play nothing but Euro Glam techno like I’ve been threatening.

The next day, we had to wait three hours for Jason’s bag to show up and get delivered. Jason was calling the delivery place and yelling at them. “Hey, don’t get made at me, I didn’t lose you luggage!” the guy said. Jason yelled back, “Well, you run a delivery service, and your service is ineffective!” Don’t get a nerd mad. He’ll use some four syllable words and fuck your shit up. They finally got the bag to us when we got the word the venue for the fest had changed one final time. I must admit, I was expecting the worst.

It wasn’t the worst. There was still some fun chaos to be had though. First, no laminates for us. They ran out. Even after Belphegor and 1349 had cancelled at the last minute. You’d THINK that would mean more laminates were available. Nope… they just sharpied “BAND” on our hands. That was fine for entrance, but the security to the backstage said “Well, you could’ve just done that yourself.” No shit. I guess they didn’t get the memo that sharpies are hard core security in that venue. Oh well. I think all the beer was gone, anyway.

The schedule was up and summarily changed. Now, I don’t know how definitive a schedule this was. There was one copy in ball point pen on ruled paper taped up at the front of the club. I suppose I could’ve just gotten some binder paper and changed it to a new schedule. “Impaled – 6:15 to 9:15… Immolation – 9:20 to 9:25″ We got bumped from the main stage to the second stage, which sucked because the main stage had glittery walls. I was in a glamorous mood from the night before.

There was a lot more people there than I expected. What with all the venue changes, I really thought there’d be only two hard core mapquest freaks there who could figure out the labyrinthine path to the correct place. We played a fun set, bouncing about, with a bunch of headbangers in attendance. It was opposite Skinless and Vital Remains, so we expected the worst, but everything panned out nicely. You can see the photos at www.returntothepit.com/concert.php?date=2006-05-20&band=impaled.

Granny headbanged like a champ. Then she did pilates on the roof. Then she rolled around on the merch room floor. Then she fended off some big guy saying “You the most beautiful woman here, yo.’ She ended up crawling under the merchandise table. When we loaded our stuff out into the cab of the meanest cabby in NYC, she was told by some passerbys that she should smile more. She yelled at them as loud as she could “I’m just LIVING MY LIFE!! I don’t smile for YOU!!!” Granny is fun.

We did have a momentary thought that maybe we were going to get killed. See, we bailed on that Mortician tour, and we were in NYDM country, now. As it turned out, the promoter of that tour spoke to me, we traded some good words, and the hatchet was buried. Nice. We weren’t going to get our heads caved in.

At the end of the night, we went back to Aaron’s apartment and decided to chill. By chill, I mean drink more, but perhaps a bit slower. We headed to the roof of the apartment building. We drank and looked at the Statue of Liberty and where the WTC towers used to be. We saw big GayVN awards shaped like penises. Another fun night.

All in all, this trip has been a disaster financially, but it was well worth it to see some people again. We saw Aaron, Granny, Ed, the guys in Skinless, Rod from SMN, Pasquale, John and Jill McIntee, Bill Zebub, and it was good to meet folks like Donny, Joe, John, Megan, and Sparky. Oh, how can we forget Sparky? He wants to die at a metal show. Naked. In a flaming wheelchair. Crowd-diving from the stage. Godspeed to you, Sparky. May all your dreams come true.”

Guns N’ Roses – Set-List From 1st US Show of 2006

The set-list from GUNS N’ ROSES‘ first US show of 2006 that took place in New York City has been made available – it was as follows:

1. Welcome To The Jungle
2. It’s So Easy
3. Mr. Brownstone
4. Rocket Queen
5. The Blues
6. Live And Let Die
7. Robin and Richard solo
8. Knockin On Heavens Door
9. Better
10. You Could Be Mine
11. Robin solo
12. Sweet Child O’ Mine
13 Out Ta Get Me
14. November Rain
15. Bumble solo
16. Chinese Democracy
17. My Michelle
18. Patience
19. Richard solo
20. Nightrain
21. Robin solo
22. Paradise City

GUNS N’ ROSES is:

Axl Rose – Piano, Guitar, Vocals
Dizzy Reed – Keyboards, Backing Vocals
Chris Pittman – Keyboards, Backing Vocals
Brian “Brain” Mantia – Drums
Tommy Stinson – Bass, Backing Vocals
Richard Fortus – Rhythm/Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Robin Finck – Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Ron “Bumblefoot” Thal – Lead/Rhythm Guitar, Backing Vocals