Wow, lick these balls, please.

[PonyRidingFlowerA$$]

"Hi, this is sam,"
"And Rick!"

(Sam)"We are two redheaded losers who never get pussy. Sure, we like totally got laid all the time in high school, but then we both got really fat. Not like your dad fat either. But like, i got really poor and ate every meal at McDonalds because my other fat friend worked there."

(Rick)"Yeah, what a cunt."

(Sam)"Anyway, I think you guys completely suck balls. I dont see what my friend Rick see's in you guys besides his own dick, because you are both complete faggots."

(Rick)"Jesus..."

(Sam)"No, i know that last piece was pretty harsh, and i know your probably gonna come down pretty hard on me cause i have read hair and shit, but i cant help it that Crotchduster and my Friend Rick both completely love dicks... in their mouths."

(Rick)"Whatever you Fucking Cum Dumpster, eat my ass. Hail Crotchduster! Burn in hell you ass mongers."

(Sam)"You guys are alright, but Rick totally loves the cock."

(Rick)"Fuck man."

[Vadge]

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