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Old 05-13-2015, 10:32 AM   #661
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Re: The (new) Fail/Win Thread

Maybe my favourite;

m8 it’s well simple. it’s like you’re hanging with the lads and you’re peckish, and you’re fancying a maccies cos you haven’t been in ages, and it’d be proper good banter. But then your mandem will be like “nah let’s have a cheeky nandos” and then you’ll be proper chuffed, the banter train’s going full steam ahead today, so you have your butterfly chicken and 2 fino sides and it’s fucking top

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you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter

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Old 05-13-2015, 01:53 PM   #662
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Archbishop of Banterbury is the winner for me
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Old 05-14-2015, 05:19 PM   #663
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Wish this dude would play in better bands, but this is nuts.
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Old 05-14-2015, 07:25 PM   #664
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Yeah don't know... he couldn't continue blasting when hitting crash cymbals and there's not much individual flare, but he's pretty deece.
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Old 05-19-2015, 12:49 AM   #665
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Old 05-19-2015, 03:09 AM   #666
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Wish this dude would play in better bands, but this is nuts.
It seems he play for Myrkskog as well.

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Old 05-20-2015, 07:33 PM   #667
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Old 05-24-2015, 02:39 AM   #668
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Old 05-24-2015, 03:10 AM   #669
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HAHAHAHA!
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Old 05-27-2015, 08:37 PM   #670
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Old 05-27-2015, 11:31 PM   #671
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Can anybody find the full versions?
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Old 05-29-2015, 01:14 PM   #672
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^Can't really find much, unfortunately.

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Old 06-01-2015, 02:47 PM   #673
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Old 06-04-2015, 02:36 AM   #675
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The slams aren't synchronized with the slams. Disappoint.
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Old 06-04-2015, 02:42 AM   #676
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4 views lmao
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We can't all be as popular as you are on tranchan, skeet.
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Old 06-05-2015, 03:16 PM   #679
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Old 06-07-2015, 10:12 PM   #680
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Smart blanket, La Fin Du Monde
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Old 06-10-2015, 01:56 AM   #681
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Old 06-10-2015, 01:50 PM   #682
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Smart blanket, La Fin Du Monde
That blanket is the perfect date.
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^ what the fuck am I watching?
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^ what the fuck am I watching?
I honestly have no idea. I somehow stumbled upon this youtube channel and I guess a guy records a lot of shows around the Chicago area (some into Wisconsin). It seems that he goes to quite a bit of "performance art" and other 'out there' shows. Here's some other vids from the guy's channel:





There are dozens, possibly even hundreds, of other vids I haven't looked at. I'm sure there are some gems hidding in there.
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Oh dear christ, help me
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Old 06-13-2015, 10:10 PM   #688
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I really want that to be Andrew WK.
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I'm actually more impressed that the cup didn't spin and spill all of the beer.

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