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Old 03-10-2015, 05:54 AM   #541
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Old 03-10-2015, 08:33 AM   #542
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Old 03-12-2015, 07:41 AM   #543
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Old 03-12-2015, 12:37 PM   #544
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Old 03-13-2015, 01:59 PM   #545
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Old 03-14-2015, 12:53 AM   #546
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my man wildin so hard on this shit
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Old 03-14-2015, 01:04 AM   #547
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It's funny cause he killed a guy.
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Old 03-14-2015, 01:10 AM   #548
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That shit was mad heroic
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Old 03-14-2015, 01:19 AM   #549
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How to get womans:

1. Be a tall white guy in average or better shape

2. Say "yeah" and smile a lot

3. Don't smell like dog feces
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Old 03-14-2015, 02:03 AM   #550
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"traditional"
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Old 03-14-2015, 02:56 PM   #551
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Old 03-14-2015, 02:56 PM   #552
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Hell, is the video and statement supposed to be "heroic"? That was really pathetic.
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Old 03-14-2015, 10:24 PM   #553
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Old 03-18-2015, 04:53 AM   #554
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Will employ these tutorials. Wish me luck!

What is a race?
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Old 03-18-2015, 12:38 PM   #555
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Old 03-18-2015, 02:31 PM   #556
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Honestly when I was 18 and worshipped Burzum Varg was such an imposing figure. I never thought he would get out so he was just this abstract idea of a person. Ever since he got out he's shattered all my conceptions of him--the guy was arguably better served by having himself...filtered through various outlets. Because now that he has the freedom to put himself out there he's slaying me like Bard "Faust" Eithun. I never thought I'd see Varg get out of jail and LARP. I never thought I'd see Varg get out of jail and play goofy clips of his classics. I never thought he'd be a living, free man making videos of himself GIVING LOVE ADVICE IN A FUCKING CAR. This is too much. I love that it gives me something to laugh about and that Varg has always been this goofy dude that I couldn't even conceive of, but in a way it kills what the movement was to me because I always felt he was the reason why black metal wasn't fake. Same with Fenriz, to a lesser extent.
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Old 03-18-2015, 03:22 PM   #557
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when i first discovered black metal (like 13 y.o.) i thought anthems to the welkin at dusk was some form of "real," dangerous satanism lol
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Old 03-18-2015, 04:08 PM   #558
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Honestly when I was 18 and worshipped Burzum Varg was such an imposing figure. I never thought he would get out so he was just this abstract idea of a person. Ever since he got out he's shattered all my conceptions of him--the guy was arguably better served by having himself...filtered through various outlets. Because now that he has the freedom to put himself out there he's slaying me like Bard "Faust" Eithun. I never thought I'd see Varg get out of jail and LARP. I never thought I'd see Varg get out of jail and play goofy clips of his classics. I never thought he'd be a living, free man making videos of himself GIVING LOVE ADVICE IN A FUCKING CAR. This is too much. I love that it gives me something to laugh about and that Varg has always been this goofy dude that I couldn't even conceive of, but in a way it kills what the movement was to me because I always felt he was the reason why black metal wasn't fake. Same with Fenriz, to a lesser extent.

haha we all know that feeling, it's like if the dude from DsO decided to make ham sandwich making videos. But I don't see it as a negative thing, doesn't change how his old music still sounds.
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Old 03-18-2015, 04:38 PM   #559
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Don't worry... there's always Nodtvietd.
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Old 03-18-2015, 06:17 PM   #560
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it's like if the dude from DsO decided to make ham sandwich making videos.



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(or didn't he blow out his brains rendering the pun useless? He didn't pussy out and do it with sleeping pills did he?)
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Old 03-19-2015, 06:14 AM   #561
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Re: The (new) Fail/Win Thread

Apart from all the goofy stuff he does I think Varg is an extremely charismatic character and a smart person. Fenriz, on the other hand, is just an idiot. (FWIW, I like neither Burzum nor Darkthrone. Maybe someday.)
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Old 03-19-2015, 09:29 AM   #562
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doesn't change how his old music still sounds.
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Old 03-19-2015, 11:52 PM   #563
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Nowadays Varg looks and acts like my uncle Gary who's a shepherd/farmer that never bothers to put on gloves or a pesticide respirator when he's handling agrochemicals.
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Old 03-20-2015, 11:10 AM   #564
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(or didn't he blow out his brains rendering the pun useless? He didn't pussy out and do it with sleeping pills did he?)
I feel like I heard he used a shotgun but I don't know for sure.
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Old 03-20-2015, 01:35 PM   #565
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Shotgun in the middle of a pentagram on the floor wasn't it?

Open daemonic tome by his side I believe.

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Old 03-20-2015, 01:53 PM   #566
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I prefer other forms of trvness, Satanism is corny to me. Like this white quiet dude at work who listens to satanist metal has been carving 666 and satan into shit at work like he's fucking 16. When was the last time you saw someone tagging a rune?
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When was the last time you heard of someone shooting themself in the head with shotgun as an act of ritual magick?
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Old 03-21-2015, 12:41 AM   #568
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I prefer other forms of trvness, Satanism is corny to me. Like this white quiet dude at work who listens to satanist metal has been carving 666 and satan into shit at work like he's fucking 16. When was the last time you saw someone tagging a rune?
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Old 03-21-2015, 12:59 AM   #569
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aw jeez thats why there were glowing germanic witchcraft runes on the anal plugs i ordered

thank god i sold my life to satan

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