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Old 01-29-2015, 06:48 PM   #481
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Old 01-29-2015, 09:59 PM   #482
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this guy has been getting torn apart by people in the archery community since this video came out. Apparently a lot of his historical facts are bullshit.

http://geekdad.com/2015/01/danish-archer/
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About Jim MacQuarrie (author of linked contribution)
Jim MacQuarrie is a comics and animation geek, a professional cartoonist and graphic designer
Oh wow, a nerd fight, you don't see that every fucking day on the internet
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:27 AM   #483
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Old 02-02-2015, 01:04 AM   #484
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Old 02-02-2015, 04:08 AM   #485
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Avocado owns
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Old 02-03-2015, 01:07 AM   #486
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Old 02-03-2015, 02:20 AM   #487
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Re: The (new) Fail/Win Thread

avocado + mixed balsamic vinegar and dijon mustard (basic homemade french vinaigrette for avocados, can substitute red wine vinegar or rice vinegar instead of balsamic, but you have to mix with small amount of mustard, better in a closed small container like a jar) = om nom

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Old 02-03-2015, 03:01 AM   #488
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...or lemon/lime juice + garlic salt.
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Old 02-03-2015, 03:36 AM   #489
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Old 02-04-2015, 03:38 AM   #490
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Old 02-04-2015, 10:20 AM   #491
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Old 02-04-2015, 12:39 PM   #492
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This is easily the most annoying thing I've seen all year.
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Old 02-04-2015, 02:11 PM   #494
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http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-p...042528871.html

that video at the beginning...
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Old 02-05-2015, 08:06 AM   #495
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Old 02-07-2015, 03:15 PM   #496
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hahaha flawless.

Philomena's segments have had some absolute clangers. Another fav: "Where does your lap go when you stand up?"
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Old 02-10-2015, 05:57 PM   #497
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a2_1423433645

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I'm guessing this is around a 5 kiloton yield! That's 33% of the yield of the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima...
Holy shit, that shock-wave form miles away.
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Old 02-15-2015, 05:23 PM   #498
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Old 02-18-2015, 02:53 AM   #499
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avocado + mixed balsamic vinegar and dijon mustard (basic homemade french vinaigrette for avocados, can substitute red wine vinegar or rice vinegar instead of balsamic, but you have to mix with small amount of mustard, better in a closed small container like a jar) = om nom
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...or lemon/lime juice + garlic salt.
yes. yes. yes.

I've been doing lemon juice (diluted with water) and Spike (seasoning) scooped from the pit since I was a kid. I will try both your variants. One of the small joys that gives meaning to life.
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Old 02-18-2015, 02:58 AM   #500
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hahaha flawless.

Philomena's segments have had some absolute clangers. Another fav: "Where does your lap go when you stand up?"
Bitch, watch out!~ That's a Dalek!!
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Old 02-18-2015, 11:38 PM   #501
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Old 02-18-2015, 11:42 PM   #502
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Old 02-19-2015, 02:24 AM   #503
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Old 02-19-2015, 05:21 AM   #504
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Old 02-19-2015, 06:57 PM   #505
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^ looks like that nigga got high on the bathroom scale
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Whoa, what the fuck.
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Old 02-19-2015, 11:59 PM   #507
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I'll watch bus driver uppercut all day but...man...that's hard to watch. That bitch had it coming, but this dude just straight clotheslines some non-confrontational white bitch? The way she hits her head on the drum riser, god damn. You a county fair fuck nigga bruh, simmer down with that shit.
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I'll watch bus driver uppercut all day but...man...that's hard to watch. That bitch had it coming, but this dude just straight clotheslines some non-confrontational white bitch? The way she hits her head on the drum riser, god damn. You a county fair fuck nigga bruh, simmer down with that shit.
She was all smiles and just trying to dance with him and stuff, don't see how she had it coming at all...
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