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Old 02-06-2009, 03:19 AM   #2851
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:46 AM   #2852
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i dont know man. it's my birthday i'm wasted. i tried to drink a samuel adams but didnt know how to open it without a bottle opener and like cut my hand. but it's all good. i wish i got some pussy. came close but no cigar. damn!!!!!!!!!!! girl talked to me about how this girl talked shit about her but she was pissed so no dice. in my room wishing and thinking about how i got some. anyone got some good fappage????
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:51 AM   #2853
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i dont know man. it's my birthday i'm wasted. i tried to drink a samuel adams but didnt know how to open it without a bottle opener and like cut my hand. but it's all good. i wish i got some pussy. came close but no cigar. damn!!!!!!!!!!! girl talked to me about how this girl talked shit about her but she was pissed so no dice. in my room wishing and thinking about how i got some. anyone got some good fappage????
http://video.xnxx.com/video77938/dir...king_sexy_babe

She might not by anything extraordinarily awesome to look at, but she's fucking hot as shit.

Oh me, I'm high as fuck again. <3 Röyksopp. About to go get some peanut butter and saltines and a giant glass of milk.
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:58 AM   #2854
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Old 02-06-2009, 12:57 PM   #2855
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:02 PM   #2856
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durchfall since you didn't get any on your birthday, I'll try to pick up some hot dudes for myself in your honor
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Old 02-07-2009, 02:29 AM   #2857
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durchfall since you didn't get any on your birthday, I'll try to pick up some hot dudes for myself in your honor
thanks man. well the whole weekend is my birthday to me so what evs. making progress tonight. girl isn't answering texts fucking hate that shit. come on i got the perfect shit, jurassic 5 some brews, some soco who wouldnt want to get down with me now? maybe you guys but i dont know. wall-e is cool i started watching it with some people but left cause duty called but where the fuck is duty?
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Old 02-07-2009, 03:32 AM   #2858
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So I'm drinking tequila by myself in my room while fiddling around with my guitar, listening to Owen and American Football, posting on here, and playing Call of Duty all at the same time. Am I a G or what?
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Old 02-07-2009, 03:40 AM   #2859
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you know what sucks???? sitting while the girl you like and wanna hook up with is laying in a bed with your roommate while she is completely wasted, and your roommate is fucking hammered. good thing i told the fuck if he did anything with her i would kill him. then she just left cause figured out i wasn't leaving my room, and nothing went down. win for me. tomorrow is a new day, she won't remember anything.
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Old 02-07-2009, 10:27 AM   #2860
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Old 02-07-2009, 11:13 AM   #2861
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^you fail.
yea on that occasion yes but i averted things from happening so whatevs
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:25 PM   #2862
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so you failed with the girl but made sure to cockblock your roomate? sweet
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:54 PM   #2863
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you know what sucks???? sitting while the girl you like and wanna hook up with is laying in a bed with your roommate while she is completely wasted, and your roommate is fucking hammered. good thing i told the fuck if he did anything with her i would kill him. then she just left cause figured out i wasn't leaving my room, and nothing went down. win for me. tomorrow is a new day, she won't remember anything.
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Old 02-07-2009, 09:32 PM   #2864
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i just ate 2 grams of some amazing shrooms and i just put meddle on my ipod teeeeehehehehe peace out going for a walk in the park
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and i had a lucid dream of vagina last night, unfortuneately it wasnt actually there it was on the phone. it was like phone sex operation 20 years in the future, when somehow a psychic forcefield of vaginal interface encompass my penile erection making my ejaculate into invisible cumbucket, all via a cheap phone call---sounds like a plan huh? final transcendence of body via technology etcetera
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:29 AM   #2865
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i just ate 2 grams of some amazing shrooms and i just put meddle on my ipod teeeeehehehehe peace out going for a walk in the park
Damn man, sounds nice.

Anyone here preesh a nice spliff as much as I do?
Bomb chronic. Zig Zags. Pinch of Bugler. Sets me straight everytime. Like now.
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:31 AM   #2866
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I used to like making spliffs with normal cigarettes because they were convenient and inconspicuous, but I don't do them much anymore...mostly because I won't buy smokes for myself, I just get them from friends.
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:35 AM   #2867
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i had a great night. i showed up like 15 dudes at this party who played guitar, i wasnt showing off but just jamming got the ladies attention indeed. girl was just in my room but left : ((((((...... but telefon tel aviv makes me soooooooooooo happpy!!!
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:40 AM   #2868
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telefon tel aviv is most certainly the shit.

i got blackout drunk last night at a friend's house. a keg of pbr is such a good time. unfortunately, i was hungover (read:shitfaced) until about 4:00 this afternoon, so i decided tonight would be a good night to take it easy and smoke some joints. i'm happy with my decision.
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:48 AM   #2869
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Hell yeah man, I've listened to "I Made A Tree On The Wold" like 5 times in a row. The vocals/vocal patterns in this song are so fucking amazing.
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Old 02-08-2009, 05:10 AM   #2870
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holy fuck tonight was nothing like i had planned......i have done LSD a couple times and have always had the most uplifting and positive experience but shrooms tonight was a rollercoaster man.........
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Old 02-08-2009, 05:14 AM   #2871
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yeah mushrooms are always a harrowing experience.tomorrow you'll wake up refreshed and you'll have a sense that you've gained something, or perhaps there will be something you've learned. but for now, you're totally fucked and you wont be able to do anything at all, so just make a sandwich, smoke a bowlski, and pass the fuck out.
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Old 02-08-2009, 05:46 AM   #2872
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so you failed with the girl but made sure to cockblock your roomate? sweet
well i didn't try anything with the girl so i didn't necessarily fail. and i didn't cock block my roommate in the sense that he was completely passed out, so me and the girl were the only one's coherent enough to talk. so yes fail at her being a cock fiending drunk ass ho, but win at me for keeping it real and averting things that she would have truly regretted.

on another note i win for her ending up in my bed tonight
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:10 AM   #2873
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Old 02-08-2009, 01:35 PM   #2876
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yeah mushrooms are always a harrowing experience.tomorrow you'll wake up refreshed and you'll have a sense that you've gained something, or perhaps there will be something you've learned. but for now, you're totally fucked and you wont be able to do anything at all, so just make a sandwich, smoke a bowlski, and pass the fuck out.
true true....the beginning was all good i was laughing my ass off having a great time and then 2 hours into it i just had the most empty and horrible feeling i have ever had in my life and it scares the shit out of me i never want to feel that again
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drank way too much. got into a little fight I faintly remember.



then came home to get choked out by my older brother.



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im getting tired of people telling me to stfu when you aint sayin shit. and you look stupid as fuck trying to hit on someone. just cuz your girl wants me.. shit i aint mad at you, i got nothin but love for you... do yo thang..
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