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Old 09-05-2010, 02:25 PM   #6151
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first night at university last night. already got 370 dollar ticket for pissing in public. doesnt 370 seem excessive? fackle
I've heard about people getting sexual offenses for pissing in public, so I wouldn't feel too bad about a fine.
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Old 09-15-2010, 06:47 PM   #6152
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These have become my beers of choice here in Rome



Franziskaner Weissbier

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Leffe Blond

finishing up the Leffe right now. They both have such a similar taste, compliment each other nicely. So cheap too. Bottle of each is like 1,50 Euro but they are bigger bottles.
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Old 09-17-2010, 08:53 AM   #6153
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I'm high, sitting across from my best friend's mom at the kitchen table. I'm nervous.
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Old 09-17-2010, 01:59 PM   #6154
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Old 09-17-2010, 02:09 PM   #6155
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Old 09-17-2010, 02:12 PM   #6156
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I'm high, sitting across from my best friend's mom at the kitchen table. I'm nervous.
lol the most nervous i've been after smoking was one time i finished a bowl just as my parents + a bunch of extended family came home. first thing that happened was they basically throw my cousin's new baby at me, "oh you have to hold the baby" blah blah so i do. not only that but my mom starts busting out pics of me holding the baby, high as fuck. actually let me try to find it...





yep, i look pretty high in those. not sure how i didn't get called out that time.
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Old 09-17-2010, 02:23 PM   #6157
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Old 09-22-2010, 12:54 AM   #6158
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pretty sure that's reversed. i've seen that gif before but it was the guy coming down the stairs
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I almost lost my virfinity last night. Im gonna post the video later today. I have to go now bwcause I'm arranging a piece in d monor for my symphmony.
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Old 09-22-2010, 01:22 AM   #6159
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Pretty much everybody at my new job smokes religiously throughout their shifts and afterwords. I'm basically guaranteed a daily smokedown, it owns.

edit: not to mention all the free beer.
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Old 09-22-2010, 01:28 AM   #6160
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sweet bong brah.

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Old 09-23-2010, 10:13 AM   #6161
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I'm high and this shit is cracking me up:

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Why is our medicine grape flavor?

I had a cold over the weekend and I bought some cough syrup and the only flavor was grape. why is it that every since I have been a kid the only kind of medicine or cough syrup is grape flavor?? No wonder no one likes the flavor of grape in anything because it reminds them of the nasty cough syrup they use to take when they were a kid.
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Old 09-23-2010, 10:14 AM   #6162
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The fucking "flavor of grape" BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
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Old 09-23-2010, 11:00 AM   #6163
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Old 09-23-2010, 02:12 PM   #6164
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:09 PM   #6165
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pretty sure that's reversed. i've seen that gif before but it was the guy coming down the stairs
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I almost lost my virfinity last night. Im gonna post the video later today. I have to go now bwcause I'm arranging a piece in d monor for my symphmony.
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Old 09-24-2010, 01:00 AM   #6166
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I have a gram of Sour Diesel stashed in an air tight jar in the closet yet my entire room and down the hallway smells like Mary Jane. That's good shit. Nice bong ,Gurmuff. A friend of mine has one that size and it brings der rukus.
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Old 09-24-2010, 03:28 AM   #6167
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Got some Xanax from a dude, what's it like? I know it can make you feel pretty chill.
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Old 09-24-2010, 03:41 AM   #6168
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first its like chaos then its really chill
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Old 09-24-2010, 04:11 AM   #6169
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Basically like taking a couple shots, in pill form. Bars or footballs?
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Old 09-24-2010, 05:16 PM   #6170
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Old 09-24-2010, 06:43 PM   #6171
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Hmmm, are mashed potatoes viscous?

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Old 09-24-2010, 11:52 PM   #6172
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2 of my favorite things, combined. hefe and sierra



Unfortunately, I am disappoint. Pyramid and Blue Moon are better :(
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:22 PM   #6173
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This fucking beer is the best beer.
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Old 09-29-2010, 05:07 PM   #6174
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leffe again tonight bout to go to the birerria across the street from me, for some of their German beers!!

just took my womawwwn out to dinner, now fucked up listening to Torche, my life is good :)
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Old 09-29-2010, 07:59 PM   #6175
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Old 09-29-2010, 09:08 PM   #6176
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Old 09-30-2010, 10:33 AM   #6177
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You guys seem to be more clever when I'm high. Is that weird?
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:20 PM   #6178
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:44 PM   #6179
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Basically like taking a couple shots, in pill form. Bars or footballs?
They're only .25mg footballs and I ended up taking two because I looked around the web and figured that'd be a good starting point since I have no tolerance to it but I literally felt nothing. No relaxing feel, no calm, no euphoria which I've heard some people claim and no effect on any of the anxiety I have...I didn't even get drowsy or tired. I know the bars are normally 2 mg and I've heard those can really fuck first time users up...I have a good amount of them but I don't want to be popping a shit load of them and end up creating a dependance.
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:08 AM   #6180
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Do it at the same time. If I need to save time for something, I have no problem shitting and eating at the same time. I don't get why people think it's so bad, haha.

But if you're not down for that, shit first and heat them up again.
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