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Old 05-09-2009, 03:25 AM   #3211
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i am quite drunk right now and i advise everyone to listen to the song tower falls by baroness as it is one of the heaviest joints this universe has ever encountered, that is all
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and i had a lucid dream of vagina last night, unfortuneately it wasnt actually there it was on the phone. it was like phone sex operation 20 years in the future, when somehow a psychic forcefield of vaginal interface encompass my penile erection making my ejaculate into invisible cumbucket, all via a cheap phone call---sounds like a plan huh? final transcendence of body via technology etcetera
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Old 05-10-2009, 01:24 AM   #3212
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Just got home, half my handle of Stoli is gone, my apartment is empty, and I've got a roach to toke. PLUS my girlfriend won't be back for another hour, time to relax, watch House, and get shitwrecked before she gets back so I can drop the drunk dick on her.
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Old 05-10-2009, 03:32 AM   #3213
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not really intoxicated, but i've just got to say that dogfishead 90 minute IPA, while not as good as the 120 minute, is still one of the best beers around.
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Old 05-10-2009, 08:19 AM   #3214
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not really intoxicated, but i've just got to say that dogfishead 90 minute IPA, while not as good as the 120 minute, is still one of the best beers around.
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miller lite and corona with no lime, however, is not good. especially with Basics. never buying those shitty cigarettes again.
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Old 05-10-2009, 08:30 AM   #3215
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Old 05-10-2009, 10:32 AM   #3216
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miller lite and corona with no lime, however, is not good. especially with Basics. never buying those shitty cigarettes again.
hhaha what made you buy Basics?
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Old 05-10-2009, 03:40 PM   #3217
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posting pictures of weed that you have > posting pictures of weed that other people have
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Shawn IS unnecessarily awkward. I just imagine while he's "fumbling around" he's sweating profusely and whispering to himself, "How can you be so stupid? So stupid."

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Did shrooms when i was 16, best night of my life. did thema few other times since them

did acid at 19, also one of the best nights of my life i ate pizza with shaq.
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Old 05-10-2009, 04:41 PM   #3218
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last night my friend got back from the club and had 30 dollars a gram JACK HERER BUBBLE HASH!!!! this shit was out of this world 2 hits and i felt like i just smoked a couple bowls of dank to myself. just dipped the end of a cigarrette on a teeeeeeeny tiny piece and wah-lah. even though 30 a g is steep the whole gram probably would have gotten me stoned at least 10 times so it's way worth it
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and i had a lucid dream of vagina last night, unfortuneately it wasnt actually there it was on the phone. it was like phone sex operation 20 years in the future, when somehow a psychic forcefield of vaginal interface encompass my penile erection making my ejaculate into invisible cumbucket, all via a cheap phone call---sounds like a plan huh? final transcendence of body via technology etcetera
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Old 05-10-2009, 05:49 PM   #3219
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sounds delicious. and don't feel like you need to be defensive about expensive high grades. anyone who doesn't realize that you get what you pay for deserves to smoke dirt regs fo'eva.
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Old 05-10-2009, 11:29 PM   #3220
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so i'm attempting to quit again. the last time i "tried" was Jan 17th and i quit for only five days. i'm going to miss you, cannabis
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Shawn IS unnecessarily awkward. I just imagine while he's "fumbling around" he's sweating profusely and whispering to himself, "How can you be so stupid? So stupid."

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Old 05-11-2009, 05:38 PM   #3221
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Old 05-11-2009, 05:45 PM   #3222
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god damn how much does that shit cost?!?!

i haven't smoked in about week b/c i have a 'real life'/'first job after college' type of interview next monday. i plan on drinking LOTS of water.
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Old 05-12-2009, 12:47 AM   #3223
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god damn how much does that shit cost?!?!

i haven't smoked in about week b/c i have a 'real life'/'first job after college' type of interview next monday. i plan on drinking LOTS of water.
exercise a lot for the next few days. thc metabolites are stored in fat cells, so when you exercise, you burn and excrete the metabolites. so the days prior to your drug tests, don't exercise at all and yes, drink a niggerload of water. be sure that you pee at least a few times before your test because the first pee of the day has the most metabolites in it. i'm sure you know most of this shit though. good luck
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Old 05-12-2009, 12:52 AM   #3224
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exercise a lot for the next few days. thc metabolites are stored in fat cells, so when you exercise, you burn and excrete the metabolites. so the days prior to your drug tests, don't exercise at all and yes, drink a niggerload of water. be sure that you pee at least a few times before your test because the first pee of the day has the most metabolites in it. i'm sure you know most of this shit though. good luck
i mean i know a little bit, but not a lot hahaha. so any advice you clowns have to offer, i'll take. im gonna run a lot in the next couple of days. but you say i should not run/exercise a couple days prior to the test? just wanna make sure i follow you.
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Old 05-12-2009, 01:18 AM   #3225
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yeah, that's exactly what i'm saying. but really, water is going to save you more. i know a guy who had meth + weed in his system and had a drug test the next day. he drank two gallons of water (spread out throughout the day obv) and totally passed.
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Old 05-12-2009, 07:41 PM   #3226
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also, weed takes hours to stick to your fat cells, so make sure you burn a fat one right before the interview so that you can take advantage.
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Old 05-12-2009, 07:53 PM   #3227
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i am smoking hash i r retarded. hash plus trainwreck in fact
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Old 05-12-2009, 08:07 PM   #3228
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:04 PM   #3229
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i want some hash. i've never come across any.
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Drinking Evan Williams green label and attempting to clean my apartment with Thrice in the background. A nice Tuesday.
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If you buy weed often enough it's not hard to make. But damn, hash is one of the best things I ever did to myself, hahaha.
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If you buy weed often enough it's not hard to make. But damn, hash is one of the best things I ever did to myself, hahaha.
<3 Hash. I wish more of you fucks lived the in Nashville/Murfreesboro area, I just moved and I don't have a fucking weed connect anywhere.
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:16 AM   #3233
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If you buy weed often enough it's not hard to make. But damn, hash is one of the best things I ever did to myself, hahaha.
that's true, i should try making some. Do you know how to? I've heard of using keef collected in a grinder and freezing it in wax paper or something along the lines of that.
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You can use heat, alcohol, or a keef press. Look some shit up on google.
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Old 05-13-2009, 02:49 PM   #3236
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stoners with explosive chemicals usually isn't a good idea. my old drug dealer temporarily set his dog on fire with butane isolation.
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that's true, i should try making some. Do you know how to? I've heard of using keef collected in a grinder and freezing it in wax paper or something along the lines of that.
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