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Old 04-04-2009, 03:36 PM   #3121
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Old 04-04-2009, 05:10 PM   #3122
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Had sex last night on MDA... oh my god. Was great. She squirted all over me when she came; I felt like a badass.
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Old 04-04-2009, 08:46 PM   #3123
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Old 04-04-2009, 09:09 PM   #3124
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mdma*

i recall a time my girl and i took shrooms (about an 8th each) and we took a shower together. i was laying in the tub while she danced under the water. we didn't fuck, but it was def the best sexual experience i've ever had. after about an hour or so we had to turn it off because the bathroom was filled with steam, and i ended up puking a bit. but we fucked like spirits afterwards. if you ask me i'd rather fuck on shrooms than mdma, because not only are you horny, but it's like you feel the other person's feelings and your whole body feels it, not just your dick. /opinion
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Old 04-05-2009, 12:43 AM   #3125
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fucking on shrooms or acid is just weird to me, i can't really handle it. fucking on ecstacy, however, is possibly the greatest experience i've had in my lifetime.
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Old 04-05-2009, 01:55 AM   #3126
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no actually, MDA. It's basically one chemical process short of mdma. its pretty similar, but you get some serious visuals, along with some antisocial tendancies. its more of an inward roll than an outward roll, if that makes any sense. instead of dancing your face off and hugging everyone, you'll curl up under a blanket and stare at the walls as they spin and dance to the rhythm of your heart.

EDIT: my username is actually from a roll that is predominantly MDA as opposed to mdma. it's the white pill with a G. on one side, and a picture of a bitch on the other. Its usually cut MDA, caffiene, and meth. woooop
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:13 PM   #3127
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going to see girl talk and gza right now im hammered oh god im listening BTBAM cover cd
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Old 04-05-2009, 08:09 PM   #3128
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EDIT: my username is actually from a roll that is predominantly MDA as opposed to mdma. it's the white pill with a G. on one side, and a picture of a bitch on the other. Its usually cut MDA, caffiene, and meth. woooop
fail @ your username not being from gin and juice
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Did shrooms when i was 16, best night of my life. did thema few other times since them

did acid at 19, also one of the best nights of my life i ate pizza with shaq.
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Old 04-05-2009, 10:38 PM   #3129
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in italy i had a bottle of absinthe with a couple friends and nothing to chase with. needless to say drinking straight absinthe over the sink chasing with tap water was not the best but after just 5 shots of this shit i was pretty drunk. good shtuff
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and i had a lucid dream of vagina last night, unfortuneately it wasnt actually there it was on the phone. it was like phone sex operation 20 years in the future, when somehow a psychic forcefield of vaginal interface encompass my penile erection making my ejaculate into invisible cumbucket, all via a cheap phone call---sounds like a plan huh? final transcendence of body via technology etcetera
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Old 04-05-2009, 11:22 PM   #3130
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fucking on shrooms or acid is just weird to me, i can't really handle it. fucking on ecstacy, however, is possibly the greatest experience i've had in my lifetime.
I have heard this too...

My girlfriend says she is down to try mushrooms. I'm a bit weary of it though. Then again she is super chill so I don't know why it wouldn't be fun.
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:14 PM   #3131
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no actually, MDA. It's basically one chemical process short of mdma. its pretty similar, but you get some serious visuals, along with some antisocial tendancies. its more of an inward roll than an outward roll, if that makes any sense. instead of dancing your face off and hugging everyone, you'll curl up under a blanket and stare at the walls as they spin and dance to the rhythm of your heart.

EDIT: my username is actually from a roll that is predominantly MDA as opposed to mdma. it's the white pill with a G. on one side, and a picture of a bitch on the other. Its usually cut MDA, caffiene, and meth. woooop
Correct, lol. Yes, it was MDA. Yes, it was pure (off-white powder in a gel capsule, extracted + weighed right in front of me). I did end up getting some seriously zooted visuals, but...

Man, I went straight for the first shy-looking girl in a suicide silence t-shirt that I saw (ironic, considering I hate that band, but to my fucked up head I was thinking "oh my god, a girl at a party that listens to death metal!", and I thought she was cute... but I just started talking to her and being poetic and before I knew it I was involuntarily rubbing her thigh and rubbing all over her - I asked her if she wanted to talk more over on the couch and she said yes, and before I knew it we were both making out in front of the ENTIRE party for what FELT like half of an hour, and realistically it probably was fifteen plus minutes. Everyone yelled at us to get a room... so we did. Most euphoric of my life transpired after that... even though it's nigh-impossible to get a nut on MDA. Had no problems keeping it up, though.

We've hung out a couple more times since then and now we're dating, she's actually really cool - low-maintenance, a bit introverted, but really laid back and sweet (and she's a minx in the sack!).

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Old 04-07-2009, 10:19 PM   #3132
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fail @ your username not being from gin and juice
well, the song was definitely a factor. i mean, look at me. i'm a true bro.

grats on the babe BZM. she could do without the eyeliner, but she's fucking cute man.
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:31 PM   #3134
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:54 AM   #3135
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Thanks, hahaha. Just strange thinking back almost four years ago when I first started posting here, a clueless virgin who couldn't even play the guitar and begging someone to tab Aspirations' ending because my ears hadn't developed yet... now I'm playing Pat Metheny songs for benefit concerts, giving lessons, have a great job and have a hot girlfriend who's more than happy to put out whenever I feel the urge. I'm also moving out of my folks' house by the first of June.

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Old 04-08-2009, 11:34 PM   #3136
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:41 AM   #3137
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You say that like it's a bad thing...

She turns 18 in 5 months.
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haha I'm actually kind of Shawn-styling it right now, with a girl bigger than me. But its fucking awesome, cause she lets me do whatever I want, she's got kind of a natural beauty, and she smokes more bud than me. The other day she wanted to chill, but I was supposed to hang out with some friends at their college, and she said "bros before hoes", and then waited for me to get back late on a work night and then put out.

For waking up in her bed unexpectedly after a night of drinking, I'd say its a pretty good thing.

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haha I'm actually kind of Shawn-styling it right now, with a girl bigger than me. But its fucking awesome, cause she lets me do whatever I want, she's got kind of a natural beauty, and she smokes more bud than me. The other day she wanted to chill, but I was supposed to hang out with some friends at their college, and she said "bros before hoes", and then waited for me to get back late on a work night and then put out.

For waking up in her bed unexpectedly after a night of drinking, I'd say its a pretty good thing.
lol i'm in a similar situation, i'm friends with this girl who's pretty, but a little overweight and like a month ago we were really fucked up on a bunch of drugs and started fucking. i've done it a few more times since then, it's actually pretty good sex cause she's soooo eager to please she does everything
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yeah dude, I know exactly what you're talking about. Theres nothing more awesome than someone who wants it more than you. Plus its cool cause we've been friends for a little while, so basically its just chillin and blazing with friends until the lights go out.

haha her best friend is a friend of mine, and he doesn't ever go home, so hes been at her house for like a week.
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i'm tryin to talk mine into a threesome with one of her friends i met last week, shes totally down for it but her friend has a boyfriend so we'll see
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bros, fat chicks is where its at. my ex wasnt terribly overweight, but she definitely had some meat on her and that was fuckin rad.

and threesomes, man. dont plan for that shit. it'll just get weird. they're much better when they're spontaneous. ive posted my threesome experience in some faggot thread somewhere, i'll see if i can find it.

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bros, fat chicks is where its at. my ex wasnt terribly overweight, but she definitely had some meat on her and that was fuckin rad.

and threesomes, man. dont plan for that shit. it'll just get weird. they're much better when they're spontaneous. ive posted my threesome experience in some faggot thread somewhere, i'll see if i can find it.
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She lets me do whatever I want, she's got kind of a natural beauty, and she smokes more bud than me. The other day she wanted to chill, but I was supposed to hang out with some friends at their college, and she said "bros before hoes", and then waited for me to get back late on a work night and then put out.
This is my girlfriend, except super skinny and blonde :) and I smoke more, but she tries to keep up, which is the cutest thing imaginable. Had to teach her how to hit a glass-on-glass bong the other day.
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This is my girlfriend, except super skinny and blonde :) and I smoke more, but she tries to keep up, which is the cutest thing imaginable. Had to teach her how to hit a glass-on-glass bong the other day.
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bros, fat chicks is where its at. my ex wasnt terribly overweight, but she definitely had some meat on her and that was fuckin rad.

and threesomes, man. dont plan for that shit. it'll just get weird. they're much better when they're spontaneous. ive posted my threesome experience in some faggot thread somewhere, i'll see if i can find it.

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i'm not really planning it so to speak, if it happens it'll be a lot like your story actually haha. it'd be the three of us hanging out smoking weed and drinking, sharing a little coke. then when we're all fucked up i'd get things rolling. but it's still 50/50 i'd say.
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