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Old 03-24-2009, 01:49 AM   #3061
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So I don't know I feel like my friends and I have a little bit of an alcohol problem. I've been drunk every night since last Sunday except last night. It's not like we're drinking to get drunk just having a couple really good brews and just sitting and hanging out. But another friend brought it up to us tonight and I just started thinking about it. I don't have the urge to drink either it's just like well I have nothing I need to do right now let's have a beer.
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Old 03-24-2009, 11:05 AM   #3062
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anyone have any cool homemade bongs/bowls ideas that are quick, efficient and easy to make?
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when i went to blow the mixture of being nervous and being slightly drunk was enough to cause me to suck instead of blow.
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:00 PM   #3063
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:07 PM   #3064
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:15 PM   #3065
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:18 PM   #3066
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:35 PM   #3067
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:37 PM   #3068
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:02 AM   #3069
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You should make a lung, dude.

Cut off the bottom of a bottle (2 liter works fine), and duct tape a bag around it so its airtight, and then push it to the top inside the bottle. Make a bowl (if you have a male piece lying around, just cut a hole in the top of the bottle and drop it in). Light the bowl while you're pulling down the bag, and take out the slide/tin bowl and inhale. Also good for shotguns if you have friends with functional arms.

A friend of mine made one of these out of a pretty monster bottle, and when it gets milked really well, it takes multiple people to clear a hit.
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:58 AM   #3070
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haha i know about that one. that's actually one of my faves. i use a 2 liter with a big freezer lock bag.

btw im currently smashed.
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Old 03-25-2009, 02:40 AM   #3071
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:22 PM   #3072
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Old 03-27-2009, 03:24 AM   #3073
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holy fyck i'm drunk.


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Old 03-27-2009, 11:54 AM   #3074
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i was sleeping this morning after a night of drinking and was a little hung over feeling when i was sleeping but anyway. i had a dream i was drinking with some people and somehow ended up at my highschool, but it was all las vegas looking, the inside of the school that is. like the cafeteria had billboards and bright lights. there was like a riot in the school and me and bunch of people who i haven't seen in a year or so were trying to like steal sodas and shit. i then found myself sitting at a table by myself drinking, i then started walking around the school presumably a little intoxicated. then this douche fuck mr lipson stops me and asks "where are you going" thinking i went there or something i replied "to my locker". i was trying to hide the beer. he's like "you have to go back to lunch" and i was like "ok lemme throw these out". so i chucked a beer and another bottle of something and started walking away from him. i then stumbled cause i was wearing sandals for some reason, and fell on the floor. he stared at me for a moment and went to the garbage where i threw a beer away he sees it and i just run. i then found myself running through the gym with just my boxers on no shoes or anything. i was trying to get to my car. i get to my car and like book it out of there but i don't know any of the roads anymore. everything changed. i think i know where i'm going at one point and come to like a 4 lane highway. i tried to stop at the stop sign before the highway but the car just wouldn't stop so i blew through 4 lanes of traffic and didn't get hit but i hit an embankment and did like 4 flips in slow motion. when i came to i was just listening to music and it seemed like all the cars just stopped moving. my phone started to ring and it was a friend of mine so i picked it up and shes like "MARK, NOOOO".

but the phone was still ringing cause my phone was ringing in real life and it was my step dad reminding to wish my mom a happy birthday today. i seriously thought the whole thing was real. cause it didn't seem all that farfetched to me haha. i just thought i'd share.
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:57 PM   #3075
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haha i was going to make fun of you for posting some shitty dream, but then you had me lolling at the end.

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Old 03-27-2009, 01:43 PM   #3076
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so there's a store that sells a bunch of herbal pills that fuck you up.

anyone recommend any of those?
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Old 03-27-2009, 03:13 PM   #3077
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so there's a store that sells a bunch of herbal pills that fuck you up.

anyone recommend any of those?
mostly bullshit i presume. i'd definitely find out the active ingredients and research it a bit before spending money on it.
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Old 03-27-2009, 03:18 PM   #3078
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Get Yucatan Fire, Pep Spice, Spice, Spice Gold, or Spice Diamond. They're smoking blends that work. Ive tried em. They fuck you up so much its not even funny. Its like weed except it has a different twinge to it. It has been confirmed they have different amounts of a research chemical called JWH-018. Its a synthetic cannibinoid.

The herbal pills dont do shit anymore since the ones that used to be good had bzp in em (which is banned in the US).
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Old 03-27-2009, 03:28 PM   #3079
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i've wanted to try some spice gold for a while, that pep spice looks good too... but fuck 18 dollars a gram, i'd rather spend that kind of money on some bud
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:11 PM   #3081
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i went with my friends last night and slept in a huge teepee in the middle of the woods that this dude owns. it was one of the coolest experiences of my life. they made us breakfast as well was excellent. the whole night is really a blur and i reek of fire but it was amazing nonetheless.
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Old 03-28-2009, 05:23 PM   #3082
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Old 03-29-2009, 02:11 AM   #3083
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Old 03-29-2009, 02:17 AM   #3084
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Old 03-29-2009, 05:29 AM   #3085
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So tonight 4 of my friends and I were driving downtown to go get some pizza...the place was packed and had a long line so we decided to go back home and just order some, and we saw this group of chicks walking down the sidewalk by the University Of Utah...we go down the street and turn around, talk to them and pick em up...so theres 5 guys and 6 girls packed in the cab of my friends truck...they're all hot as fuck sorority girls and just barely 18. They're all also really goddamn drunk. The one chick starts puking all over the truck. We drive past like 5 cop cars and they all look at us funny...we drop em off at this club, the one drunk ass chick who threw up gets out and drops her pants right on the side of the road. All of this happens and none of us bothered to ask any of them for a number. Total failure, but an awesome story. We go back home, clean up all the puke and manage to drink ourselves stupid (I conned my friend JJ into buying me a $22 bottle of Absolut and don't plan on paying him back haha) and eat 6 boxes of pizza amongst the 5 of us and here I am getting ready to lay my ass down and go to bed. Odd night hahaha.

Oh and my friend Aaron was also drunk as shit and was supposed to meet us at the house, but got lost and ended up in a town called Tooele which is like 20 miles west of us hahaha.

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Old 03-29-2009, 05:40 AM   #3086
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nothing makes me puke like absolute. and fuck getting those chicks numbers you should've taken 'em somewhere where you could be alone, or drank that absolute with em or something. you only have one chance man, one chance.
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jotun, what dact is saying is you probably could have date raped them all.
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Now that I'm sober I think I should explain the story in more detail haha...

Two of them, yes...we could have easily. The one in the back seat who was puking her guts out, and this other one in the front who was still conscious but plastered as fuck and wouldn't stop hiccuping. I was in the middle of the back seat (my friend has an F350 super duty), sandwiched in between two other dudes which sucked, but there were 4 girls sitting on top of us and the chick sitting on my lap had a fairly nice ass. Luckily I didn't get a boner, but if I had it certainly wouldn't have been an NRB haha. The one who threw up everywhere was the 2nd to farthest on the right in the back seat...she got it all over the back of the front passenger seat, floor, rear passenger door/window, and my friend Kevin's leg/shoe...he was a great sport about it though. Me, my friends Ryan and JJ were the only ones who'd drank since Kevin is a Mormon (and coincidentally the one who talked all of them into getting in with us hahaha) and Josh who was driving. The girls brought in this bottle of everclear/vodka/lemonade/one other ingredient of which I drank a lot.

So aside from the two who were shitfaced, the other 4 were drunk but not nearly to the point of their friends...they just chatted with us about school, where we lived and other shit. I honestly can't believe none of us asked for a number or anything.

Now on to everything that could have gone horribly bad hahaha...

- 11 people stuffed in the cab
- 5 dudes who are all over 21
- 6 underage girls who are all highly intoxicated
- as we're driving down the street the one chick has her head out the window so she doesn't get any more vomit everywhere, obviously passed out...her friend has her LEG hanging out the same fucking window because it has vomit all over it. Imagine how weird that must have looked. My friend had just had his windows tinted yesterday so they're probably fucked too.
- My friends JJ and Josh both have their concealed weapons permits and are packing...and apparently you're not supposed to be anywhere near alcohol when you're packing.
- JJ is drunk, has an anxiety attack and starts yelling at everyone to shut the fuck up, bahaha.
- We're cruising around downtown SLC at 11 PM on a Saturday night, hitting pretty much every red light possible...got stuck right next to a cop at 2 of these lights and drove past who knows however many more.

Damn this is long...I gotta go take a shit.
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