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Old 11-07-2009, 03:02 PM   #1
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i still don't get it?!?! what has a fried chicken to do with black people?
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Fuck... the burrito on the left looks weird
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:17 PM   #2
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the green crayon is longer than the other two crayons.
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:21 PM   #3
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the red crayon is shorter than the other two crayons.
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:24 PM   #4
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the blue and red crayons were combined to make the purple scribble
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:54 PM   #5
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i thought this album was a lil too poppy for my taste
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:57 PM   #6
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the dusty fragments to the left of the three crayons is not likely from any of the crayons.
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:57 PM   #7
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the text was not drawn using any of the three illustrated colors.
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:06 PM   #8
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As usual, the black crayon is missing
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:25 PM   #9
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i hear hes doing a US headlining tour
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:38 PM   #10
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someone broke the red and green crayons.
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:49 PM   #11
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anyone else notice the paper covering, or "crayon clothes" has been removed?

Perhaps the crayons are sexually suggestive
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:59 PM   #12
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anyone else notice the paper covering, or "crayon clothes" has been removed?

Perhaps the crayons are sexually suggestive
If that's the case he modeled the red one after me, I should sue.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:52 PM   #13
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:57 PM   #14
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:51 PM   #15
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at least im not the one that likes a subpar album
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Old 11-08-2009, 04:09 AM   #16
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at least im not the one that likes a subpar album
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Now, if you were to take a look at both the red and blue crayon, you would see that you could place the red on top of the blue, meaning they were both connected together forever. Then the green one came along one day and came between the red and blue crayon. Not only between them but also between the blue crayon.

Thus explaining bigger dicks are always preferred. also meaning women are whores.


The real world brought to you by the company crayola. explaining women in a simple but complicated way.
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i think the most important aspect of this cover is the obvious marketing overtones...

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Old 11-08-2009, 11:37 PM   #19
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the red one could be a partially melted birthday candle
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i think the most important aspect of this cover is the obvious marketing overtones...

*golf claps*

Simple but effective.
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Old 11-09-2009, 02:17 AM   #21
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haha sorry for the hijack. i actually do like said album.
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Now, if you were to take a look at both the red and blue crayon, you would see that you could place the red on top of the blue, meaning they were both connected together forever. Then the green one came along one day and came between the red and blue crayon. Not only between them but also between the blue crayon.

Thus explaining bigger dicks are always preferred. also meaning women are whores.


The real world brought to you by the company crayola. explaining women in a simple but complicated way.
This is probably the best post you have ever made, my hat is off to you sir.
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Old 11-09-2009, 03:34 AM   #24
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:27 AM   #25
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while the red crayon was worn down, the blue crayon was clearly bitten.
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