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05-14-2004, 10:44 PM
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Master of instigation
Join Date: May 2004
Location: tampa ,fl
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listen up
It has come to my attention that certain band members have chosen to embellish the truth with respect to their positions in this band. For one I am the only asskicker in this band. jack is the nonviolent type, doesnt have to be, he'll rip your head off with a killer solo at breakneck speed. Kevin is a legend in his own mind, and the last fight he got into was in 6th grade, and he won, but i dont know if it counts , because it was against a girl. She was bigger than you kev. I heard that micheal was involved in a brutal to the death match with a toaster pastry. Truth be told I think Shak(analia) could take all of us, i dont hit chicks(kevin and michael dont count), cause when she is pissed she can be evil.
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05-15-2004, 02:15 AM
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Jedi Master
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tampa, Florida (USA)
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blah, blah, blah...
Hey, Mr. Asskicker, just try to show your tired ass up to practice...
oh, and by the way, it was a mean motherfuckin' toaster pastry... with fruit filling, uh huh. I kicked that shit's ass. What now? |
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05-18-2004, 07:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Cleveland, OH
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Toaster Pastry
The question is, what'd you wash the pastry down with...
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05-19-2004, 11:48 AM
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Jedi Master
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tampa, Florida (USA)
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Purity of essence
I only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol.
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