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Old 12-11-2008, 09:30 PM   #1
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Awesome story, ends in me getting my dick wet

My mom comes into my room and tells me I have to clean it. I say, "Hey girl, you lookin smooth". Next thing you know she's takin her panties off and I'm banging the shit out of that hoe.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:52 PM   #2
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You have to incorporate shit into your story or it won't be funny.

Actually nothing you ever do will be funny, forget the poop.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:54 PM   #3
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:55 PM   #4
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:16 PM   #5
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That made my Oatmeal Stout a little less appealing.
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:52 PM   #6
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:06 AM   #7
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You have to incorporate shit into your story or it won't be funny.

Actually nothing you ever do will be funny, forget the poop.
Ummmm where did I say I was trying to be funny ya fucking faggot? I don't think I said I was trying to be funny anywhere in that post.
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:10 AM   #8
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Oh sry d00d, i c it
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:44 AM   #9
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:02 AM   #10
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"Plant Vochestra
This message is hidden because Plant Vochestra is on your ignore list."

Life is good.
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:15 AM   #11
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is it wrong to find this thread incredibly funny
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and i had a lucid dream of vagina last night, unfortuneately it wasnt actually there it was on the phone. it was like phone sex operation 20 years in the future, when somehow a psychic forcefield of vaginal interface encompass my penile erection making my ejaculate into invisible cumbucket, all via a cheap phone call---sounds like a plan huh? final transcendence of body via technology etcetera
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Old 12-12-2008, 09:29 AM   #12
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Old 12-12-2008, 03:26 PM   #13
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Ignore list doesn't make any sense.

So you can't see the dudes post. Big fucking deal. As if not having him ignored would really fuck up your eyes anyways. Just don't read his post. Your wasting space by saying "oh lookz. I ignored youz. lol wut u say?"

*Cue* some one quoting me and replying with the user is ignored message. Which obviously means they aren't ignoring me.
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Old 12-12-2008, 06:27 PM   #14
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shut up, Shauncore
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Old 12-12-2008, 07:47 PM   #15
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lol wut?
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Old 12-12-2008, 08:18 PM   #16
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Old 12-12-2008, 08:23 PM   #17
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You all three are beyond annoying.

Get a life, and get the fuck out of mine.

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Old 12-12-2008, 08:28 PM   #19
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You all three are beyond annoying.
Pretty fucking retarded sentence, so congrats.
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Fuck off canuck please.

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Old 12-12-2008, 09:33 PM   #21
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Stop ruining my thread guys errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 12-12-2008, 09:38 PM   #22
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this thread needs chemo
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Old 12-12-2008, 09:47 PM   #23
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Old 12-12-2008, 10:59 PM   #24
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this thread needs chemo
You want my thread to go bald?
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Old 12-12-2008, 11:51 PM   #25
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this thread needs chemo
Every time someone mentions cancer or chemo in the metaphorical sense when referring to online idiocy, a new malignant tumor forms in the festering mass of the Internet.

Good thread, btw.
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siegewar you as a poster are pretty much vintage
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Old 02-26-2012, 10:16 PM   #28
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siegewar you as a poster are pretty much vintage
Warm, gooey butter shit. Or something like that.
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:59 AM   #29
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A classic, bookmark this thread mods
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Old 02-27-2012, 10:37 AM   #30
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wtf is this shit. no hot shemale. the name doens't even come up in search results. fuck you.
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