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Old 10-06-2008, 02:30 PM   #61
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Not only is your "opinion" null and void...
Why would his opinion be null and void? We just think "Planispherium" is a classic album. Even if you don't like it there's nothing so extraordinary about that opinion, hell even if you disagree with it, still it's neither null nor void so..
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Old 10-06-2008, 02:37 PM   #64
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Why would his opinion be null and void? We just think "Planispherium" is a classic album. Even if you don't like it there's nothing so extraordinary about that opinion, hell even if you disagree with it, still it's neither null nor void so..
lol, I was moreso talking about him thinking that people are "unenlightened" if they don't agree and bashing people that like to analyze Death Metal and think about it, even though I do not agree with "Planisphaerium" being a classic album. Plus, coming from a n00bish retard like him, these claims are sounding even more ridiculous and foolish.
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Old 10-06-2008, 02:44 PM   #65
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Reffering to Lesser as "unenlightned" was sarcasm. Guess your detector got broken. Can't blame ya though, you play in a metalcore band after all.

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Yeah, as well as calling him a faggot, I suppose. Funny how you're trying to cop out of the bullshit you're talking. Oh, well...
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Old 10-06-2008, 03:17 PM   #67
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LOL, I'm not. Dude whined like a faggot. You on the other hand, are butthurt because I know your dark secret. Sign into metalcoreholics anynymous or something before you ruin your life dude.
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Old 10-06-2008, 03:25 PM   #68
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Oh, you should dissect every bit of those 3 (Kenose, included) albums as much as you can.
I enjoyed Kenose very much. It definitely was a good bridge between the darker Si Monumentum material and the strange Fas material.
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Yep, it's on par with the best of 'em. Sorry poor unenlightened soul, go live in your silly sad little world where guitar riffs have beginnings and ends while I just enjoy some awesome music without listening to whiney faggots like you constantly yapping that this is better than that, and that album is not quite as good as this album and that other album, but the riffing sorta reminds you of that old-school band, no not that one, the other one. Oh and remeber, no band is more innovative than Dismember. I like the way that rhymes, don't you?
Learn to read.

For the third time: I love wormed.

Your appreciation of the band would land points for your taste if you didn't A. Exaggerate the quality of the material, and B. Grotesquely exaggerate the quality of other brutal d3AtH bands as well.

Dismember did more for ART and metal in ONE SONG (Override...) than Wormed will in their entire careers. "...Everflowing Stream" was released in 91. They aren't following a previously innovated paradigm, you fucking twit, THEY CREATED IT.

That you are parodying me with generalizations which are antithetical to my actual taste nails the coffin lid tight: You don't read, and you don't think rationally.

Two of my top three albums ever were released in 2007 and 2006 respectively. Go eat a fat dick and pretend people are this or that so it's easier for you to deride them on the internet for calling you out on your shit taste.

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I enjoyed Kenose very much. It definitely was a good bridge between the darker Si Monumentum material and the strange Fas material.
Kenose >
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Oh, Johnny....we were agreeing and then you had to say that...

Then again, I have yet to hear this "Clandestine" you all speak of.

Honestly, Disgorge and Decrepit Birth (and maybe about 10 others I can think of) are about the only bands pushing the envelope for brutal death. The flaw here is that while all of these bands proceed to be brutal, they never fucking tour.
I hate to be a jerk but thinking Disgorge are pushing the envelope while having never heard Entombed's "Clandestine" is a bad combination

Get it!!
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It's comical that this tool references his appreciation of riffs "without beginnings or ends" and yet he chooses what is probably the poorest-man's band with experimental guitar work. You should be talking about bands like Portal(Aus), Blut Aus Nord, Deathspell Omega etc

Congratulations: You listen to the lowest common denominator and mistake it for gold.
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LOL, I'm not. Dude whined like a faggot. You on the other hand, are butthurt because I know your dark secret. Sign into metalcoreholics anynymous or something before you ruin your life dude.
I am butthurt because you know of me playing in a band I made a thread about on here? Thumbs up, champ.
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I can't believe you guys are taking Szadou so seriously...
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I don't take him seriously. Impossible.
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Oh, Johnny....we were agreeing and then you had to say that...

Then again, I have yet to hear this "Clandestine" you all speak of.

Honestly, Disgorge and Decrepit Birth (and maybe about 10 others I can think of) are about the only bands pushing the envelope for brutal death. The flaw here is that while all of these bands proceed to be brutal, they never fucking tour.
you've never heard Clandestine?

also, how the hell are you going to leave out DS when it comes to pushing the envelope for brutal death metal?

and last time I checked, DB is anything but brutal now. try again sir.
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Old 10-06-2008, 05:02 PM   #78
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Learn to read.

For the third time: I love wormed.
Doesn't seem like it from your posts, really.

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Your appreciation of the band would land points for your taste if you didn't A. Exaggerate the quality of the material, and B. Grotesquely exaggerate the quality of other brutal d3AtH bands as well.
Like I care about scoring "points for my taste". What the fuck dude? You twelve or something? And I don't exaggerate shit, I just say how it is. Wormed is a great band, Planisphaerium is a fantastic album. Stop downplaying it because you think it's too new to be a classic or whatever else random reason you have.

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Dismember did more for ART and metal in ONE SONG (Override...) than Wormed will in their entire careers. "...Everflowing Stream" was released in 91. They aren't following a previously innovated paradigm, you fucking twit, THEY CREATED IT.
I never said they didn't but man, you are serious cat. That's not good. Also, since you seem to know the future, who will in the next Superbowl? That might be some useful info, PM it to me, you know, to keep it a secret.

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That you are parodying me with generalizations which are antithetical to my actual taste nails the coffin lid tight: You don't read, and you don't think rationally.
Oh stop with the whining please. It wasn't a parody, that's actually how you come of as. A whiney dickbag. Floppy dicks cluttering, balls click-clacking, lots of 'em, in a plastic garbage bag.

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Two of my top three albums ever were released in 2007 and 2006 respectively. Go eat a fat dick and pretend people are this or that so it's easier for you to deride them on the internet for calling you out on your shit taste.
I hardly ever bash people. I make lame jokes most of the time, and it's all in good fun. But with you it's different. Because you sir, you, are fucking annoying me to no end with your whining in this and other threads. I had to try and talk some sense into you. Didn't work, but at least I tried.

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I am butthurt because you know of me playing in a band I made a thread about on here? Thumbs up, champ.
That Zerst-something? Nah man, I mean the metalcore band, not the grind joke one. Sorry.

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I don't take him seriously. Impossible.
That makes me feel much better. No hugs though. Handshake? Double handshake?

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Doesn't seem like it from your posts, really.
Which means you're too stupid to understand that enjoying a band and thinking they're on par with the best albums ever are two different things. Life must really be hard for you... having this poor level of reading comprehension and such.

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Like I care about scoring "points for my taste". What the fuck dude? You twelve or something?
"Score points for your taste" was a figure of speech implying that it gives you some credibility. FUCK. READING COMPREHENSION.

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Stop downplaying it because you think it's too new to be a classic or whatever else random reason you have.
Again, the only possible circumstance I can understand you writing this in is one in which you haven't actually read my posts. Let me enlarge something I wrote, something I know you've at least looked at because you quoted it:

Two of my three favorite albums *EVER* were released in 2007 and 2006 respectively.

(One of) Your problem is that you're trapped thinking that if someone knows your taste is shit and calls you out on it, it's not because they appreciate different qualities in music, it's because they're part of this or that stereotype. In this case: Old school metal defendurz club.

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I never said they didn't but man, you are serious cat. That's not good. Also, since you seem to know the future, who will in the next Superbowl? That might be some useful info, PM it to me, you know, to keep it a secret.
You need to know the future to see that Dismember helped create and mastered an entire death metal paradigm? Do you know what year it is? The album was released 17 years ago... Again... your reading comprehension is utterly awful. I'm starting to wonder if I'm actually dealing with an idiot, and I feel a bit guilty for being so harsh :/

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Oh stop with the whining please. It wasn't a parody, that's actually how you come of as. A whiney dickbag. Floppy dicks cluttering, balls click-clacking, lots of 'em, in a plastic garbage bag.
Ern. You stereotyped me and put me into a group in which I do not fit. This wasn't the "bag of dicks" stereotype, it was the "old schoulz metulz" one.

... So, beyond not understanding what other people write, you don't understand your own words either?

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I hardly ever bash people. I make lame jokes most of the time, and it's all in good fun. But with you it's different. Because you sir, you, are fucking annoying me to no end with your whining in this and other threads. And you also have the nerve to say I bash you, yet in this here thread you went to town on Vlad because he had a different opinion from yours. What the fuck dude? I had to try and talk some sense into you. Didn't work, but at least I tried.
Yes, for you, an anti-intellectual reject listening to awful death metal, any criticism is perceived as whining. Any rejection of shit in favor of better music, and verbalization of such, is "whining".

Repeat school.
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Old 10-06-2008, 05:57 PM   #81
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Dismember did more for ART and metal in ONE SONG (Override...) than Wormed will in their entire careers. ".
Fuck off. This is downright idiotic and disrespectful. We can't have a normal discussion if you keep posting such gross statements. Read everything i said in this thread. I never disrespected anything. I just said "Planispherium" is on par with all classic DM records.

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Which means you're too stupid to understand that enjoying a band and thinking they're on par with the best albums ever are two different things. Life must really be hard for you... having this poor level of reading comprehension and such.
Well, you seem to lack wit too kind sir, lookit that:
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For the third time: I love wormed.
Like I said, doesn't seem like you love them. Otherwise you wouldn't say that, simply because it's not true. For the genre they occupy, they are very unconventional with their riffing. But you clearly do not see that due to, well, I don't know what but I won't make random assumptions. Or maybe I will. It's because you're RETARDED! *dun dun dun DUNNN*

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"Score points for your taste" was a figure of speech implying that it gives you some credibility. FUCK. READING COMPREHENSION.
True. Fuck it. Let's all be retards like Lesser! Woo! Nah, let's be serious. The way you used it was completely fucking random. Don't blame me for not following your convoluted train of thought.

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Again, the only possible circumstance I can understand you writing this in is one in which you haven't actually read my posts. Let me enlarge something I wrote, something I know you've at least looked at because you quoted it:

Two of my three favorite albums *EVER* were released in 2007 and 2006 respectively.

(One of) Your problem is that you're trapped thinking that if someone knows your taste is shit and calls you out on it, it's not because they appreciate different qualities in music, it's because they're part of this or that stereotype. In this case: Old school metal defendurz club.
I never said you're a stereotype old-skewl dm defender. I guess you saw the word "old-school" and instantly assumed I did. Oh well. That's is probably why you are constantly trying to stereotype me as some brain-dead br00dle pinhead. Let's clear something up, I'm not brutalmotherfuck you sand-nigger loving Al-Qaeda supporter. (C wat I did thar? )

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You need to know the future to see that Dismember helped create and mastered an entire death metal paradigm? Do you know what year it is? The album was released 17 years ago... Again... your reading comprehension is utterly awful. I'm starting to wonder if I'm actually dealing with an idiot, and I feel a bit guilty for being so harsh :/
LOL dumbass. I was referring to you saying you're sure Wormed will never surpass them. We truly have a "pot calling the kettle a nigger" type situation with you here. Either it's that, or you really are the new Nostradamus. I sure hope you really can see that future though. In that case I hope we can leave our differences behind and make some mad cizzash. Don't expect pancakes though.

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Ern. You stereotyped me and put me into a group in which I do not fit. This wasn't the "bag of dicks" stereotype, it was the "old schoulz metulz" one.

... So, beyond not understanding what other people write, you don't understand your own words either?
Like I said, never did think of you as some old-school warrior, just a bag of dicks. Sorry to disappoint.

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Yes, for you, an anti-intellectual reject listening to awful death metal, any criticism is perceived as whining. Any rejection of shit in favor of better music, and verbalization of such, is "whining".
Nope. You're the only one here I rag on for whining. Guess why? Because you fucking DO.

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Repeat school.
Go to school.

^ I like how that last response looks. Sorta like "YOU! NO, YOU!". Let's do some more!
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LOL Do these make any sense to you?
there's just too many combinations one can put together with your username.

Johnny-Bitchless

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