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Old 06-13-2006, 12:08 PM   #31
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Keystone light isnt that bad really.
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Old 06-13-2006, 01:12 PM   #32
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yea like that makes you a man.
it increases testosterone levels in women.
so if ryan was a woman it would make him/her more manly.
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Old 06-13-2006, 01:14 PM   #33
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Old 06-13-2006, 01:17 PM   #34
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we're not sure. but he/she is definitely that much more of a man now.


i know so many girls that smoke way too much weed and they are all very aggressive and act like dudes.
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Old 06-13-2006, 03:59 PM   #35
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Keystone light isnt that bad really.

I couldn't handle that shit. Maybe because it was pretty warm?
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Old 06-13-2006, 04:11 PM   #36
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ive been fucked up in the woods for 5 days ill explain later when im not in a mcdonalds on wifi fuck........
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Old 06-13-2006, 04:19 PM   #37
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Old 06-13-2006, 08:02 PM   #38
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haha i clicked this thread and it reminded me i had a 40 stashed away in my closet from a couple nights ago and now im on my way to drunk, thanks btbam forum.
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Old 06-14-2006, 12:44 AM   #39
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Old 06-14-2006, 12:49 AM   #40
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i've been really interested in dropping acid recently, but was afraid to because i have considered going into the air force and being a pilot. and that they give a spinal tap to anyone before they become a pilot.
but just last night i heard that they can't legally do that without your consent.
and that you can refuse and still be able to be a pilot.
does anyone know about that? because if so, i'm going to trip balls next week.
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Old 06-14-2006, 12:57 AM   #41
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acid...baaaaaaaaaaad....very bad....I am high as fuck right now.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:04 AM   #43
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I found a lost sack in my house last night, I love it when that happens. The thing is, I don't ever remember losing a sack...
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i've found lost joints in my room before.
definitely a treat.
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:03 PM   #47
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omg i made t3h sticky! (anyway, i'm still drunk from yesterday and it's past 6 pm)
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:21 PM   #49
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:20 PM   #50
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i just got 10 rolls that are cut with mescaline.
i'm popping one friday. can't wait.
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I don't think I've been 100% sober for about 4 or 5 months to tell you the truth.
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i think the longest i spent sober in the past month was 36 hours straight.
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I'm really really drunk right now and I just had sex with a stripper.

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I just moved in to a new apartment so tonight there will be intoxication...which reminds me, if any of you guys are going through raleigh and need a place to crash let me know. weed and beer are always available
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The 5 Days Of Drunk

Day 1

i recently took my vacation from work,and my friends and i had a great idea of going camping at my buddy TJs cabin.we call all the people to make the necessary arrangments.i started to think we might need alot of beer & food due to the amount of people coming,so i decided to buy all the beer and the rest of the people would buy food(big mistake).wednesdsay morning we wake up around 5 am load up the truck with camping supplies(9cases of brew and 2, 8 gallon kegs)and hit the road(what a great day).we arrive at camp around 9 am so about a three hour drive.people start to show up around 10/11 am and all i see from these morons is drugs and beer(no food not even a chip).i start to worry about food and the ways to procure food in such a random place in the middle of nowhere.BEER 1- starts to take the edge off a little bit.so by 12 noon everyone is here and only two people brought food (enough for one maybe two days),i'm pissed so i take one of the three dirtbikes we had with us and load up a backpack with 12 or so beers and i hit the woods(fuck this im thinking).i call my buddy TJ on his cell and tell him to meet me by the lake and we will drink and smoke,he oblidges...we ride for a while and go back to camp.im pretty drunk at this point,the beer in my back pack is gone i smoked like 5 joints,and now its time to deal with the non food bringing morons.im spouting a bunch of crap at them about how dumb it is to not bring food on a five day trip.they yell back for a while,and i get the thought that arguing will do no good,so i suggest we all pack up some beer and take a walk around the woods.so we are walking for a good hour or two smoking and drinking and having alot of fun,when all of a sudden we stumble upon a cave.being the jackass that i am i say lets go in(bad idea).im in the cave with my buddy shaun and we are looking around not really seeing anything to creepy, i yell for people to come in and shaun shreeks like a little girl and books it.i look up and i shit you not there was a spider web so big and thick i thought i was going to shit(but it still didnt explain why shaun ran). i look up in the right corner of the cave and a spider as big as a red rubber kickball is staring at me with those fucked up eyes,so i ran too.i get out of the cave of wonders leaving a pile in my pants.everyone is laughing at us and calling us idiots(good laugh).its now like 2 am and we are walking back im like almost to the point of puking drunk,and we hear rustling and talking coming from everywhere and its none of us talking......im thinking wtf who knows about this place.i start yelling for whoever it is in these woods to show themselves,noone answers back.we get to the lake about half way back to camp and we see these two dudes sitting by the lake laughing and speaking nonsense.we walk up to them and they stand up like we did something wrong.i look at one of the dudes right in the eyes he was white as a ghost and sweating like a pig..before i could get one word out the other dude says...."Hey have any of you guys tried Mescalin?cause we have a bag full of tabs"

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