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Old 02-12-2007, 12:46 PM   #121
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Old 02-12-2007, 05:05 PM   #122
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i feel like i can't contribute to this thread because ive never really had any experiences that involve me shitting at the wrong time(s), but that's okay with me.

but there was this kid in middle school who shat in the pool and tried to tell everyone that it was a snickers bar. it wasn't.
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Old 02-12-2007, 05:11 PM   #123
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I used to have a gym teacher who got wood during sex ed videos.
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Old 02-12-2007, 05:18 PM   #124
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I used to have a gym teacher who got wood during sex ed videos.
What were you doing looking at his crotch, ya little peeter puffer?
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Old 02-12-2007, 05:20 PM   #125
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Old 02-12-2007, 05:24 PM   #126
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What were you doing looking at his crotch, ya little peeter puffer?
man, gay slang is hilarious. im not gonna swear, im just gonna say a bunch of nancy gibberish until people forget what I was talking about.


kid. a 6 foot man in windbreakers with a boner, and youre sitting on the floor and he walks by. youre gonna notice it. Plus the retard in my class would always yell at it and it would make him embarrassed. Also, the kids aide was like "time to go to gym" so he would run down the hall, go into the locker room, see the teacher and yell "HI JIM!".





Plus we saw vaginas and shit. It was tha bomb yo.
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Old 06-25-2007, 01:46 AM   #127
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Old 06-25-2007, 01:51 AM   #128
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Old 06-25-2007, 01:54 AM   #129
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Old 06-25-2007, 01:55 AM   #130
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:54 AM   #131
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:17 AM   #132
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This one time when I was 6 years I use to listen in on my grandpa's phone calls and one day he heard me breathing really hard haha. Anyways i slammed the phone down and ran outside and they had one of those air conditioners that stick in the window. And I was running and I ran into the air conditioner and I shit my pants so i laid in the grass with my ass covered in smudgy shit for like 15 mintues before anyone found me.
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:28 AM   #133
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in Honor of Adrianwar, here is my collection of shit stories.

8th grade: A kid was running laps in gym class and had a bad case of diarrhea and shit everywhere. He ran out of the gym and a teacher threw a random sweatshirt on it to cover it up.

8th grade again: I was at my best friends house and had to take a dump and used the bathroom that happened to be clogged before i went in. I got done and flushed and the water flowed to the brim. Not knowing what to do at the time, I consulted with my dumbass friends who thought they knew about plumbing. I opened the top of the toilet and pull the plug that's attached to the flushing handle without realizing. The toilet over flowed and Shit went all over his bathroom. I had to wear bags on my feet to clean and I ruined a pair of socks which i was quick to throw away.

High school: A teacher at my high school who teaches drafting and is a complete asshole had a bad experience that he thought wouldn't follow him past high school. He was on the football team and during a game couldn't go to the bathroom. He had a bad case of the shits and went in his football uniform during the game. Everyone used to call him "Poopsie" and they still do now.
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yeah, so then you can fuck him in the ass when he's out
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:11 PM   #134
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this one girl when i was in 6th grade during gym class dropped a load in the middle of the gym floor...what makes it better is that in this particular elementary school is that they used to have carpet gym floor...like even the basketball court and what not...i guess it was for safety, but on this day, it was for making sure there would be a stain in the carpet for the next 6 years until they finally tore out the carpeting.
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:28 PM   #135
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I'm such a fucking loser. When I went to school everyone knew about it. People were laughing and pointing at me all day. I started crying at lunch when none of my friends would sit with me. I hate myself. I have no friends. I'm fat and ugly. There's no reason to live.
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one time this fat chick in my school had her period in the middle of class with some sweatpant type things on, and it soaked the chair and she was the last girl in the class to notice.
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:43 AM   #138
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peeter puffer
hahahahahahahahaha.

i can't look at that word without having a giggle fit. i'm really tired.
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:14 AM   #139
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Hahahahaha one time when i was like 6 or something at primary school, i went to the toilet to do a piss in the trough. The kids used to see how high we could piss so i gave it a go by myself one time.... i tried so hard that i shit my pants Hahaha i even left the little shit in my pants and when i got back to class i squished it all in my underpants and everyone could smell it, i pretended i could smell it as if it wasn't me. Poor kid who ever sat next to me on the school bus that arvo
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Freshmen year, one kid in my grade was at football practice, and I guess he just got really tired and exhausted, and he shit his uniform but continued to run the drills. From then on he was called Nuggets.
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:51 PM   #141
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I almost shit myself jogging today, but I've been eating really bad food lately and I think I might have a parasite in me.
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I almost shit myself jogging today, but I've been eating really bad food lately and I think I might have a parasite in me.
Shit man. Better get a Medic to use Restoration on you.
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Old 06-26-2007, 11:23 PM   #143
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:22 PM   #144
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Fucking Zerg Queen. At least it wasn't Broodlings.

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Old 08-20-2007, 03:38 AM   #146
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Old 08-20-2007, 03:48 AM   #148
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your story got me banned from oinks forums, posted it in "what is the most stupidest thing you've done"
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