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Old 02-09-2007, 12:41 AM   #1
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I shit my pants at school today.

Plus it was really hot out and I started to sweat. I'm 16 years old and I'm 277lbs so I sweat really easily. Plus my face is greasy and I have huge man tits. And I wear lame clothes that make me look like a loser. Anyway I was sitting next to this really hot chick when I was trying to squeeze my ass cheeks together to try not to fart. I didn't have the strength to hold it. But it wasn't a fart that came out. It was warm shit butter. And it went all over my briefs. I couldn't move. Every time I went to shift my ass, I felt the steaming pile press against my ass flesh. I started to notice a smell right away. I knew for sure the girl next to me did too. I kept eyeballing her and I noticed that she was making strange facial expressions, as if she was smelling something bad. When class was over and I stood up, I had the uncomfortable and nerve tensing feeling of shit in my pants. I could swear that when I was walking, some of the shit dripped down my baggy jeans and down my legs. Oh God, it just happened today. I hate myself. Everyone hates me. I smelled like shit through out the entire day. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:43 AM   #2
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:51 AM   #3
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lol one time, when i was about 8, i shit my pants in a Zellers (canadian type of wal-mart) and was wearing shorts, and the log just sort of fell down my boxers and on to the floor. when i looked back i saw the log in the middle of the store and ran as fast and far away as possible so as to make sure no one knew it was me. once i made it to the bathroom i just had to wipe my ass. lolz.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:54 AM   #4
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this is the funniest thread i have ever seen. and it's just that one post. i cannot stop laughing haha
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I'm sure he's not really worried. Mason is as far from a faggot as you can get. Mason's fucked hotter.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:57 AM   #5
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ahahahahahahahahhahaha

if it's true then it's even funnier.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:57 AM   #6
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the details are just so vivid...
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Hey, do you guys know what kind of pants Paul wears when on stage. I just really like his tone (especially on Alaska), and I want to get as close to that as I can when I sit in my room and play BTBAM songs by myself.

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Old 02-09-2007, 12:57 AM   #7
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Hahahaha 10/10 topic
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:58 AM   #8
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i kind of want to say i feel sorry (if it's true), but nah.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:58 AM   #9
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the details are indeed VERY intense.
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I'm sure he's not really worried. Mason is as far from a faggot as you can get. Mason's fucked hotter.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:01 AM   #10
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:02 AM   #11
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why is there a dudechick getting fucked by a loaf of bread in your avatar?
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:03 AM   #12
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That sounds awesome. I'm going to turn my ava/sig back on.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:03 AM   #13
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amazing thread
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:04 AM   #14
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why is there a dudechick getting fucked by a loaf of bread in your avatar?
haha, i've been wondering that all week.



anyway, shitting your pants is way fucking cool. just ask this guy:
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:05 AM   #15
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HAHAHA, that loaf of bread picture is fantastic
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:06 AM   #16
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omg hahahahahahaa. i used to have a huge shitting my pants problem when i was semi-old, probably like around 8-9. it was horrible i would feel the urge to shit but for some reason i just enjoyed holding it in. then eventually it would come out and i wouldn't even change my pants sometimes.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:06 AM   #17
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i am so stoned right now and i could not figure it out.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:16 AM   #18
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:18 AM   #19
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Loaf rape > Shit pants.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:20 AM   #20
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I pissed my pants twice in elementary school before, 1st and 2nd grade, both times in front of the whole school during a school function. And I've shit(shat?) myself while carpooling with like 5 kids making fun of me the whole way from school to home.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:20 AM   #21
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:22 AM   #22
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in one of my classes last semester the prof paused during a sentence and some girl made a HUGE sex noise out of no where, just like a classic "UHHH!". imagine the sound they make after those stupid tag body spray commercials, over a megaphone. best class moment ever.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:22 AM   #23
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Enlarging it only makes it funnier.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:24 AM   #24
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when i was in 8th grade, a seventh grader(like 12-13 years old) in my homeroom shit his pants. it was towards the end of the school year. he was so embarrassed that he switched schools. true story.
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Fucking a.

A kid in my weight lifting class shit himself picking up a 100lb dumbbell. lozlzollol
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in one of my classes last semester the prof paused during a sentence and some girl made a HUGE sex noise out of no where, just like a classic "UHHH!". imagine the sound they make after those stupid tag body spray commercials, over a megaphone. best class moment ever.


HAHAH, what'd the prof. say?
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Old 02-09-2007, 02:20 AM   #29
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hahahaha i lol'd from the top of the page all the way down to the Quick Reply box.

Shitty Pants Thread, For The Win.
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Fucking a.

A kid in my weight lifting class shit himself picking up a 100lb dumbbell. lozlzollol
HAHAH.

I once shit myself in a video store when I was about 11.

My cousin was flirting with the guy that worked there and wouldnt let me use the bathroom.

The only thing you can do when something like that happens is laugh.
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