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Old 11-13-2004, 09:11 PM   #1
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(((Saposmittzology))) lesson #1 in a series ov lectures

(((Sapofreekz))),

The first lesson ov mastering (((Saposmittzology))) is to master the art ov telekkinesis...this is the mind-inspired energy that will cause the hideous disasters such as earthquakes and/or tidal waves to occur by using your mind's central thought-provokking powers to cause or inspire 'incidents' such as a volcano to erupt, or a cyclone to develop and strike planet earth, causing massive amounts ov destrukktion whilest evaporating man...the term telekkinesis is a vital term that must be understood carefully in order to master (((Saposmittzology))), and the term is defined below:
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tel·e·ki·ne·sis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tl-k-nss, -k-)
n.
The movement of objects by scientifically inexplicable means, as by the exercise of an occult power.
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***This concludes our studies for today....class is dismissed!!!

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Old 11-15-2004, 04:44 AM   #2
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That's cool.
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Old 11-15-2004, 05:39 PM   #3
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God's Puke,

Thanks man....I hope this lecture has given you a little more insight to the sciences ov (((Saposmittzology)))...no?

ps: Now please get back to your regular studies so you can get good grades at the university...o-kay? Hehe!!!

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Old 11-15-2004, 06:01 PM   #4
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Hehe I always pay a lot attention to my study.
Btw, can you and AttAkker gather your minds to use this telekinesis to make a huge tornado somewhere? That'd be cool :)
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:35 PM   #5
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G.P.,

Anything is possible when we set our minds to it...hehe!!!

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Old 11-16-2004, 09:22 AM   #6
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Yeah agree with that!
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Old 11-17-2004, 11:27 PM   #7
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MASS TORNADO

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Hehe I always pay a lot attention to my study.
Btw, can you and AttAkker gather your minds to use this telekinesis to make a huge tornado somewhere? That'd be cool :)
Possibly this weekend we will get together and link our black minds to create a disaster somewhere in the world.

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Old 11-18-2004, 07:17 PM   #8
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Re: MASS TORNADO

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Possibly this weekend we will get together and link our black minds to create a disaster somewhere in the world.

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Okay, I'll use my mind too then :)
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Old 11-18-2004, 08:47 PM   #9
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The storm is coming!!!!!

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If you check the U.S. news in the vicinity ov the state ov Texas, there are already floods and tornadoes developing as we speak to one another...so please think destrukktion, destrukktion, destrukktion in order to help us elevate these events to a higher level, which may then finally abolish the helpless peoplfukk throughout the U.S. and the rest ov the pathetikk wurld!!!! Yes!!!!

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Old 11-19-2004, 07:15 AM   #10
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I'm thinking of it right now :D
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Old 11-19-2004, 05:21 PM   #11
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God's Puke,

You're the man!!!! We appreciate your mind's energy being in our telekinettikk loop, helping us purge the earth's skin ov disease known as man via our atmospheric, telekenetikk disasters!!!

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Old 11-19-2004, 06:58 PM   #12
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Guys, it was very stormy here today. Did you do that? That's not supposed to happen, I shoudn't be the target.
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Old 11-20-2004, 06:39 PM   #13
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G.P.,

No problem...give it a few days and then make us proud...hehe!!

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Old 11-23-2004, 05:09 AM   #14
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Hey it's really stormy here atm, and I think I did it myself with my mind :D
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Old 11-23-2004, 07:55 PM   #15
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God's Puke,

You are beginning to master the art ov (((Saposmittzology))) my man...nice going!!!!

ps: In the future, we will attemp to link our kult member's minds together to create a massive storm somewhere...I hope you will consider being part ov the event!!!!

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Old 11-23-2004, 09:24 PM   #16
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Yeah of course!
How many kult members are there?
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Old 11-23-2004, 09:33 PM   #17
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God's Puke,

The are approximately six hundred and sixty six members in the kult at this time...but we are always looking to recruit more loyal members like yourself!

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666 members? I expected that :)
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