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Old 11-08-2004, 03:00 AM   #1
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So, what the hell is a (((Saposmittz))) anyway?

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The definitions of what a (((Saposmittz))) is, what a (((Saposmittzologist))) does, and what the science of (((Saposmittzology))) consists of are all clearly defined in their most basic and clearest forms for your comprehension:
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<<<Saposmittz>>>, n. 1. (Meteor.)

In general, a condition of the atmosphere characterized by a central area of pressure much lower than that of surrounding areas, and a system of winds blowing inward and around in a violent manner (clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern); -- called also a low-area negative (-) ion storm. It is attended by high temperatures, moist air, abundant precipitation, and large meteors falling from the clouded sky. The term includes the hurricane, typhoon, and tropical torrential storms; it should also be applied to the term tornadoes, tidal waves, waterspouts, or `twisters,' or even cyclones in which the vertical motion of the hateful vortex is more important than the horizontal motion ov the vortex or 'eye' ov the enraged typhoon or vicious (((Saposmittz)))!!!

2. A tornado. See above, and Tornado. [Middle U.S.]
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4 entries found for Saposmittzologist.
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Sap·o·smittz·ol·o·gist n.
1. One who studies Saposmittzology.
2. One who reports and forecasts violent weather conditions.
3. One who studies processes in the earth's atmosphere that cause horrendous weather conditions.
4. One who listens to the 'hypermetal' muzikk style ov (((Saposmittz))).


4 entries found for (((Saposmittzology))).
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Sap·o·smittz·ol·o·gy n.
The act or process of radiating atomic energy:
Physics.
Emission and propagation of energy in the form of rays or ultra-violent wave forms.
Energy radiated or transmitted as rays, waves, in the form of negative (-) ion charged particles.
A stream of particles or electromagnetic waves emitted by the atoms and molecules of a radioactive substance as a result of nuclear decay.
Emission ov hyperized energy caused by the swirling, circular motion of the maniacs within the hateful vortex (or eye) of a (((Saposmittz))) concert pit.
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Old 11-08-2004, 06:23 AM   #2
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So you are inspired by these things?
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Old 11-08-2004, 05:01 PM   #3
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God's Puke,

You could say that we are inspired by nature's wrath and destruction of earth via tornadoes, volcanoes, hurricanes, floods, meteors, landslides, typhoons, tidal waves, earthquakes, wildfires, cyclones, waterspouts, etc that punish mankind in horrendous ways as payback for being the stupid and destructive entity that man generally is...man's false gods will not save him from the wrath ov natures angst!!!

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Old 11-09-2004, 03:56 AM   #4
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Gods Puke

Why did you choose this as your username? I like to know more about our [[[Sapofiends]]]
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Old 11-09-2004, 04:21 AM   #5
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Ehh, this was my old band. We used to try to play some grindcore, but it didn't really work...
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:28 PM   #6
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Killer!! Are you working on another project then.
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Old 11-09-2004, 05:00 PM   #7
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Nah, not really. It'd suck anyway. I'll just keep listening to bands who can play :)
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