I shit my pants at school today. - Page 7

NavalPigsty · 09-14-2010, 09:16 AM

Awesome.

~~~ · 09-14-2010, 09:38 AM

Holy shit.

Luke Jaeger · 09-14-2010, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CannedStarfish

That's so gross

dactylSAUR · 09-14-2010, 07:12 PM

you type fast.

hasu · 09-14-2010, 07:28 PM

Graves....Jesus.......I don't even

Pwnsauce · 09-14-2010, 07:35 PM

glad i bumped this

09-14-2010, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CannedStarfish

That's so gross

I told you not to read this!!! >:(

Plant Vochestra · 09-15-2010, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GravesOfTheFathers

I told you not to read this!!! >:(

Nun Stampede! · 09-15-2010, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nepoleon_solo

A few weeks ago, one of my operators at work shit his pants. He rushed into my office and started yelling that he had to go home. He said he was changing the plastic on the machine and shit his pants when picking up the roll. The lead walked in and I told him. He said he was just in the bathroom and ran off. That idiot operator left the machine without plastic and the line backed up horribly. He didn't return that day. I fired his worthless ass and got my old operator from El Salvador back.

Tell us stories about how your pompadour shit itself when you were in high school.

Plant Vochestra · 09-15-2010, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nun Stampede!

Tell us stories about how your pompadour shit itself when you were in high school.

don't forget to mention your girlfriend's fake boobs again too

~~~ · 09-15-2010, 09:25 AM

post pics of said boobs

Nun Stampede! · 09-15-2010, 10:21 AM

seriously though, napoleon. youre a fucking dick. if you shit yourself at work, i doubt you would give a fuck/be able to think about shutting stuff off. Basically that dude got fired for shitting himself, in a recession. Please die, and take your shitty hair cut, your shitty attitude, and your shitty comments with you. Leave your girlfriends fake boobs. It's not like she isnt already getting plowed by six other dudes while you're at work anyway.

hasu · 09-15-2010, 11:56 AM

Obswalq · 09-15-2010, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nun Stampede!

seriously though, napoleon. youre a fucking dick. if you shit yourself at work, i doubt you would give a fuck/be able to think about shutting stuff off. Basically that dude got fired for shitting himself, in a recession. Please die, and take your shitty hair cut, your shitty attitude, and your shitty comments with you. Leave your girlfriends fake boobs. It's not like she isnt already getting plowed by six other dudes while you're at work anyway.

what do you know everyone on this board is a virgin except for him because he has a sick badass sweet ultra mega hip cool pompadour and his girlfriend is the hottest chick in the world with real tits

DrDemonic · 09-15-2010, 12:21 PM

I feel like you guys are in some exclusive club, that i just don't qualify for.

Cambridge_works · 09-15-2010, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nepoleon_solo

Hi! I am a piece of shit faggot.

~~~ · 09-15-2010, 02:13 PM

Why didn't someone just shut off the damn machine for him?

gurrmuff · 09-15-2010, 10:07 PM

He's right. The comment IS coming from a lil' niggers

v2kv · 09-16-2010, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nun Stampede!

Tell us stories about how your pompadour shit itself when you were in high school.

hahahahaha. I bet it can do that too.

Plant Vochestra · 09-29-2011, 09:38 PM

Hahaha nepoleon solo was the biggest piece of shit to ever post here. The guy looked like a chimpanzee with a pompadour and always loved bragging about his butterface gf and the fake tits he bought her.

Obswalq · 09-29-2011, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by niggers

lol nepoleon_solo is honestly the most racist piece of shit here, and that's coming from a guy whose name is "niggers"

still makes me lol.

EASTWOOD · 09-30-2011, 07:58 AM

went out for my friends 21st birthday about 7-8 years ago. got obliterated and woke up in the hotel room to find that my friend shit on the random chair thats in every hotel room. best part was that he used his wallet to wipe his ass. i will never forget the smell when i came to that morning. the ride home sucked balls because he had it on his pants and we were all ace venturaing our heads out the window. i feel bad for whoever had to clean that room

Oleg · 09-30-2011, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke Jaeger

hahahaha

~~~ · 10-03-2011, 07:49 PM

one time i used q tips to wipe my ass

Pwnsauce · 10-03-2011, 07:54 PM

i bet u liked it faget

yeah · 10-03-2011, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by EASTWOOD

best part was that he used his wallet to wipe his ass.

lol.

Nun Stampede! · 10-03-2011, 10:44 PM

i have never wiped my ass with anything that wasnt toilet paper. and I am proud of that.

Sudden Intoxication · 10-04-2011, 12:39 AM

some people use their fucking socks

jesus christ

i've used tissues like the ones you jerk it with and newspaper

Plant Vochestra · 10-04-2011, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nun Stampede!

i have never wiped my ass with anything that wasnt toilet paper. and I am proud of that.

just teepee's and peepee's

siegewar · 10-04-2011, 04:32 AM

i sometimes don't use anything and just take a shower. when i'm trying to hold in diarrhea it always oozes out smears on my inner thighs and ass cheeks.

09-14-2010, 07:35 PM	#186
Pwnsauce Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 10,408 Rep Power: 25	glad i bumped this __________________

09-15-2010, 10:21 AM	#192
Nun Stampede! Lives in a houseboat Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mass Posts: 9,310 Rep Power: 24	seriously though, napoleon. youre a fucking dick. if you shit yourself at work, i doubt you would give a fuck/be able to think about shutting stuff off. Basically that dude got fired for shitting himself, in a recession. Please die, and take your shitty hair cut, your shitty attitude, and your shitty comments with you. Leave your girlfriends fake boobs. It's not like she isnt already getting plowed by six other dudes while you're at work anyway. __________________

09-15-2010, 12:21 PM	#195
DrDemonic Monocle Mishap Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,936 Rep Power: 18	I feel like you guys are in some exclusive club, that i just don't qualify for. __________________

10-03-2011, 07:54 PM	#205
Pwnsauce Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 10,408 Rep Power: 25	i bet u liked it faget __________________

10-03-2011, 10:44 PM	#207
Nun Stampede! Lives in a houseboat Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mass Posts: 9,310 Rep Power: 24	i have never wiped my ass with anything that wasnt toilet paper. and I am proud of that. __________________

09-14-2010, 09:16 AM	#181
NavalPigsty Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,050 Rep Power: 17	Awesome.

09-14-2010, 09:38 AM	#182
~~~ harderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: rochester Posts: 5,954 Rep Power: 21	Holy shit.

09-14-2010, 07:12 PM	#184
dactylSAUR shawn wrangler Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: portland, or Posts: 5,576 Rep Power: 21	you type fast.

09-15-2010, 09:25 AM	#191
~~~ harderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: rochester Posts: 5,954 Rep Power: 21	post pics of said boobs

09-15-2010, 02:13 PM	#197
~~~ harderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: rochester Posts: 5,954 Rep Power: 21	Why didn't someone just shut off the damn machine for him?

09-29-2011, 09:38 PM	#200
Plant Vochestra WOBSESSION Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,819 Rep Power: 22	Hahaha nepoleon solo was the biggest piece of shit to ever post here. The guy looked like a chimpanzee with a pompadour and always loved bragging about his butterface gf and the fake tits he bought her.

09-30-2011, 07:58 AM	#202
EASTWOOD charles bronson was taken Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: ASSachusetts Posts: 2,724 Rep Power: 18	went out for my friends 21st birthday about 7-8 years ago. got obliterated and woke up in the hotel room to find that my friend shit on the random chair thats in every hotel room. best part was that he used his wallet to wipe his ass. i will never forget the smell when i came to that morning. the ride home sucked balls because he had it on his pants and we were all ace venturaing our heads out the window. i feel bad for whoever had to clean that room

10-03-2011, 07:49 PM	#204
~~~ harderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: rochester Posts: 5,954 Rep Power: 21	one time i used q tips to wipe my ass

10-04-2011, 12:39 AM	#208
Sudden Intoxication i have insurance now Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,699 Rep Power: 25	some people use their fucking socks jesus christ i've used tissues like the ones you jerk it with and newspaper __________________

10-04-2011, 04:32 AM	#210
siegewar ugay Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ಠ_ಠ Posts: 3,848 Rep Power: 18	i sometimes don't use anything and just take a shower. when i'm trying to hold in diarrhea it always oozes out smears on my inner thighs and ass cheeks.

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