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Old 11-24-2009, 12:05 AM   #31
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:05 AM   #32
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Not exaggerating at all. If I have off, where I sleep in until noon, I shit maybe twice a day. If I have to get up at 8 to work at 9, I shit 5-6 times a day. For some reason I've always been like that. High school sucked. Lots of shitting. If i'm up early, I shit a lot. And it's like all diarrhea until the last two.
Broskis. Word @ feeling epic shit and having to leave conversations with women. Or knowing that everyone's looking at you when you up out of class cause of the monstrosity poking out your arse
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:06 AM   #33
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:13 AM   #34
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:13 AM   #35
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:25 AM   #36
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:51 AM   #37
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:57 AM   #38
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Old 11-24-2009, 01:12 AM   #39
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Old 11-24-2009, 03:27 AM   #40
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Old 11-24-2009, 03:30 AM   #41
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I remember me and some kid used to be on the same shitting schedule in high school. I never saw him in any class or in the halls either, I only ever saw him in the bathroom. We became buds.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:17 AM   #42
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I remember me and some kid used to be on the same shitting schedule in high school. I never saw him in any class or in the halls either, I only ever saw him in the bathroom. We became buds.
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:26 AM   #43
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:31 AM   #44
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I usually shit as soon as i get home from work at 7:45am - 8am.
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:44 PM   #45
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i trained my body to never shit during school

i think between middle - high school i went once and it was because I was sick and had the big D
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Old 11-24-2009, 01:02 PM   #46
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i trained my body to never shit during school

i think between middle - high school i went once and it was because I was sick and had the big D
same here. because of that i go like 2 times within 4 hours at home after school and work
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Old 11-24-2009, 01:15 PM   #47
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Everyday, I hit the shitter. That's the way it's supposed to be. After reading this forum, I think I'm gonna buy some stock in laxatives.
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Old 11-24-2009, 01:36 PM   #48
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Old 11-24-2009, 01:38 PM   #49
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i trained my body to never shit during school

i think between middle - high school i went once and it was because I was sick and had the big D
I tried to do that which resulted in uncomfortableness on bus rides home when my body was trying to will itself to shit because it had been waiting all day.

That's prob why I don't shit much anymore. Too much holding it in when I was younger.
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Old 11-24-2009, 02:26 PM   #50
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Shitting at university aint so bad because there's so many bathrooms and you have those perfect shitting bathrooms depending on what part of the campus you're on.
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Old 11-24-2009, 02:27 PM   #51
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Old 11-24-2009, 03:18 PM   #52
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I eat a lot of fiber so I would say once a day. It's so amazing
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Old 11-24-2009, 04:39 PM   #53
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i trained my body to never shit during school

i think between middle - high school i went once and it was because I was sick and had the big D
Hahah same here.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:15 PM   #54
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once a day usually, the record for the most in a day is probably around 6. That is usually when my brown eye becomes bloody and chathed.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:31 PM   #55
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Chafed. Just so you don't go lookin' like an idiot around real life people.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:36 PM   #56
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:51 PM   #57
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I poop way less than I eat. It freaks me out. Also sometimes I don't go for like 3 days and I expect the second coming but its just pathetic.
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:21 PM   #59
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i hate not shitting at least once a day cause my belly gets so fucking bloated when i eat.. probably cause i eat big meals and no snacks or anything
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