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Old 02-09-2007, 02:23 AM   #31
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I almost shit myself in a Blockbuster because they keep the bathrooms locked and give the key to asshole employees.
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Old 02-09-2007, 02:24 AM   #32
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in a situation like that, i would've just dropped my pants in the "romance" aisle.

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Old 02-09-2007, 02:24 AM   #33
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Haha, about a year ago at a Johnny Quick I took a magazine into the bathroom to read while i was shitting and they made me buy it.
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Old 02-09-2007, 02:25 AM   #34
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Old 02-09-2007, 07:12 AM   #35
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I'm 16 years old and I'm 277lbs so I sweat really easily. Plus my face is greasy and I have huge man tits. And I wear lame clothes that make me look like a loser.
HAHAHA did you think your story about shitting your pants at 16 wasn't good enough without this back information?!

You have balls for posting this shit....sweaty, shit crusted balls.


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Old 02-09-2007, 07:18 AM   #36
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Old 02-09-2007, 10:52 AM   #37
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Also, I almost just puked, which would have broken my 11 year record of not puking.

My stomach feels fucking horrible.
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:13 AM   #38
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i make it a point to make people uncomfortable in public bathrooms,i always use a stall,and pretend im taking the worst shit possible(fart noises included).
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:14 AM   #39
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i did that on a school bus in 5th grade.
and in 6th grade when i was playing tennis for a match.
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:46 AM   #40
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Plus it was really hot out and I started to sweat. I'm 16 years old and I'm 277lbs so I sweat really easily. Plus my face is greasy and I have huge man tits. And I wear lame clothes that make me look like a loser. Anyway I was sitting next to this really hot chick when I was trying to squeeze my ass cheeks together to try not to fart. I didn't have the strength to hold it. But it wasn't a fart that came out. It was warm shit butter. And it went all over my briefs. I couldn't move. Every time I went to shift my ass, I felt the steaming pile press against my ass flesh. I started to notice a smell right away. I knew for sure the girl next to me did too. I kept eyeballing her and I noticed that she was making strange facial expressions, as if she was smelling something bad. When class was over and I stood up, I had the uncomfortable and nerve tensing feeling of shit in my pants. I could swear that when I was walking, some of the shit dripped down my baggy jeans and down my legs. Oh God, it just happened today. I hate myself. Everyone hates me. I smelled like shit through out the entire day. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:00 PM   #41
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I could do that for you... ;)

lol funny thread.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:05 PM   #42
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adrianwar, this is one the best threads ever,
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:10 PM   #43
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there was a kid in my high school a few grades below me that didnt have a large intestine or something like that. So every time he ate something he would shit like 5 minutes after.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:24 PM   #44
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there was a kid in my high school a few grades below me that didnt have a large intestine or something like that. So every time he ate something he would shit like 5 minutes after.
At least he can time it right?
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:43 PM   #45
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there was a kid in my high school a few grades below me that didnt have a large intestine or something like that. So every time he ate something he would shit like 5 minutes after.
I would just eat on the toilet. It'd be kinda like just dropping your food directly into the pot.
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Old 02-09-2007, 02:20 PM   #46
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holy shit, best thread i've seen in here.

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Old 02-09-2007, 02:32 PM   #47
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one time i was at the movie theatre with one of my friends. i believe we were watching the mummy returns, but thats not really the point. so of course like any movie goer, when the urge to poop or pee comes along youve gotta hold it in... i mean who wants to miss some of a movie ur paying 9 dollars to watch. so eventually i just cant take it anymore, i rush to the bathroom feeling like im just going to explode. i get into the stall expecting one of the biggest shits of my life but no, not this time. it turned out to be perhaps the loudest, and longest fart i ever farted. i mean this thing was seriously like a pipe organ just bellowing out. as its going off, keep in mind this thing probably spanded a solid 10 seconds, this buddy who was in the bathroom starts laughing uncontrollably, as do I. haha so i finish up, wiped just incase and left the stall smiling at this random dude who had probabaly just witnessed the funniest thing in his life as well as a possible world record. i couldnt help but feel pissed off that i went to the bathroom just to fart, i imagined what it woulda been like if i had of ripped it in the theatre and was kinda bummed out more didnt get to experience my extreme flatulence
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Old 02-09-2007, 02:57 PM   #48
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:12 PM   #49
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one time i was at the movie theatre with one of my friends. i believe we were watching the mummy returns, but thats not really the point. so of course like any movie goer, when the urge to poop or pee comes along youve gotta hold it in... i mean who wants to miss some of a movie ur paying 9 dollars to watch. so eventually i just cant take it anymore, i rush to the bathroom feeling like im just going to explode. i get into the stall expecting one of the biggest shits of my life but no, not this time. it turned out to be perhaps the loudest, and longest fart i ever farted. i mean this thing was seriously like a pipe organ just bellowing out. as its going off, keep in mind this thing probably spanded a solid 10 seconds, this buddy who was in the bathroom starts laughing uncontrollably, as do I. haha so i finish up, wiped just incase and left the stall smiling at this random dude who had probabaly just witnessed the funniest thing in his life as well as a possible world record. i couldnt help but feel pissed off that i went to the bathroom just to fart, i imagined what it woulda been like if i had of ripped it in the theatre and was kinda bummed out more didnt get to experience my extreme flatulence
LOL, this happened to me one time, except not in a theatre. those are farts are the greatest cuz you're basically shitting air, and they NEVER smell, it's just TONS of fucking gas built up, and you just let 'er rip and you feel about ten pounds lighter afterwards, as well having a deflated colon. :) mmm.
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the last time i tripped i had a nassssty fart that everyone thought i shit my pants.
and i thought i actually did.
so i checked and it felt like i did, but i really didn't.
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:58 PM   #51
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When I was a junior in high school, I witnessed a freshman shit his pants while going for an overhead at the net (lol, tennis). The shit just splattered all over the fucking tennis court, and all I could do was laugh uncontrollably.
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:11 PM   #52
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When I was a freshmen in high school, I had stomach cramps and shit. but I was always amazed how much worse my farts smelled when my stomach hurt as opposed to it not hurting.. so I let a couple fly, then one came along they sprayed just ass juice.. no poop or anything..


and I was on crutches and I had to walk like a quarter mile uphill alone with a wet ass..


I asked my 2nd period teacher to go to the bathroom, and I had the remnants of a hershey squirt.
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:24 PM   #54
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I remember one time my uncle was telling me about a guy he used to work with, A real nasty fucker.

They would go on call and the guy would fart inside the truck and try to gag whoever was with him. Well one day he went off by himself and returned about 7 minutes later saying "I'm fucking going home, fuck this!" While walking away they all noticed he had what looked like mud all over his back and in his hair.

So one of the guys my uncle worked with walked over to the truck and their was shit all over the seat, On the roof of the cab, all in the floor and so on.

What they think happened is as follows,

He had his shirt tucked in tried to do one of his infamous farts and shit all over the place.

I wish they would have taken pictures.
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and yea, adrianwar started out as failing... but has redeemed himself IMO. n00bs should take note that it IS possible to release yourself from reject limbo by the creation of a thread such as this.
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and yea, adrianwar started out as failing... but has redeemed himself IMO. n00bs should take note that it IS possible to release yourself from reject limbo by the creation of a thread such as this.

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I said it in the childhood memories thread, but when I was in 5th grade my Math sub shit her pants after I made fun of her for wearing diapers. Actually, im not 100 percent sure when the said turd was released, but I am 100 percent sure when her face turned maroon and she ran out the door.
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