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Old 10-04-2011, 11:20 AM   #211
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Old 10-06-2011, 06:33 PM   #212
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oh man this thread. thanks so much for bumping it.

when my older brother was 6ish, he accidentally ate almost an entire bar of exlax (unbeknownst to anyone else). The rest of the night he didnt say a word or eat anything, and my parents put him to bed in his footie one-piece pajamas. a few minutes later they smell the destruction. he had shit in between his toes and up his neck, and managed to get a fair amount onto the tiled floor. did i mention it was in a hotel?

my mom spent the evening scrubbing between tiles with a toothbrush.
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Old 10-07-2011, 11:09 AM   #213
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i was in 1st science when i got the gut rumbles... there was this hot chick i like sittin next to me and i think she heard the rumbles, anyways it was almost the end of the hour when i twitched and a little (not much, but enough) to leave a litttle shit stain on the chair. i took all the percautions. never moved, left the class last.... but i didnt know i left a tiny puddle in the chair. i went to the office sd i dndt feel good and called mom... i left right after the call for the bathroom and at about halfway there i just let it all out (no one knew i let it all out no one saw or smelled it). and went to the bathroom and shit my ass off. anyways i left and later called my best friend, i tell him everything, and he somehow knew i shat myself and i scream how and he sez the whole class saw the chair and im just like....shit....(pun sorta intended) anyways im really stressed out and dont want to go to school tomorrow.tomorrow is friday so if i dont go i hqve the whole weekend to relax and let it blow over. will my mom understand? please someone help me. i need help ( no not that i already wiped) seriously though please help
wait. this guy made an account, posted once about a time he shit his pants, and never posted again. hahahahah
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:22 AM   #215
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Re: I shit my pants at school today.

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Old 07-26-2014, 02:10 AM   #217
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I wonder if siege war ever got over shitting his pants at school.
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Re: I shit my pants at school today.

I probably shit at least 3 or 4 times a day. Not out of need, but desire. My insides are clean enough to eat off of. As soon as a trickle of warm shit butter enters my lower intestine, and I get that special feeling. I drop whatever I'm going and head right to my chambers. I'll shit anywhere, even the most disgusting truck stop john covered in the stench of past bowel movements. I inhale the smell because they all tell a story. I get high just relishing in the fact that we live in a world of shit. About 24 million people are shitting at any given moment. I feel as if I'm connected to them because we are all experiencing this enlightening event. It's the only place where I can find peace and tranquility. I close my eyes. I disappear.
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