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Old 11-23-2007, 04:53 AM   #1
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there are some sounds that can't be mistaken for others.

I'm fucking bored, so deal with it. But there are some sounds that can't be mistaken for other sounds. And its not that these sounds are from things that distinct or out of the ordinary, or on the other hand common enough to be every day sounds. Its not that these sounds are made by things so strange to be so distinct, but there are two that come to mind that are completely distinct.


The sound of alcohol pouring out of a bottle. Nothing sounds like this. Its always been a strange phenomenon to me.


The sound of a drumstick hitting/rubbing up against/tapping/etc ANYTHING. Any normal elongated piece of wood doesn't sound like a drumstick does.




It should be noted that I'm also drunk. And that this seemed VERY thread worthy at the time.




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Period blood barely even smells at all, and usually amongst all the other smells and tastes that goes along with munching on muff, it is hardly a factor. I guess the amount of blood, smell, and uterus chunks really depends on the girl, and in my experience, has never been unmanageable.
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Old 11-23-2007, 06:30 AM   #2
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Fuck. I'm drunk and that shit's still stupid.
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Old 11-23-2007, 06:49 AM   #3
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Old 11-23-2007, 07:26 AM   #4
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Old 11-23-2007, 10:46 AM   #6
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Old 11-23-2007, 11:09 AM   #7
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I'm pretty sure the sound of Mason's fist busting that kids jaw was one-of-a-kind, just like he is.
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Old 11-23-2007, 04:29 PM   #9
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and holy shit... I was way more drunk than I thought. Fucking wine followed up by beer a couple hours later.
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haha holy shit this is actually true
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wish i could supply that! but i can't...neither exists.
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