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Old 09-19-2010, 05:23 PM   #1
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gayest local bands

post myspace and youtube material of bands from your area that are just unspeakably stupid and gay.

you know, the terrible local DM band that thinks they're gonna make it and spams you with endless show invitations on facebook. or your friend's friend who inexplicably started a band that sounds like early 2000s nu metal alt rock even though it's 2010, and spams you with endless show invitations on facebook. the guy you know who's now a "dj" and endlessly spams your ass on facebook with requests that you vote for his shitty remix in some bullshit competition so he can get added to the lineup of some bullshit fake dubstep show in chicago...the retarded faggot you knew in high school who went on to attend the berkeley school of music and openly lists dream theater as an influence on his band's myspace and much like dream theater, has a laughably tuneless vocalist that will render the band's retardedly boring but technically competent material utterly unmarketable....

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Old 09-19-2010, 05:25 PM   #2
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:30 PM   #3
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These losers:

And all these guys live on my street, known em since I was like 6.
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:36 PM   #4
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Stargazer, Mournful Congregation, Cauldron Black Ram, Martire... ;)

Actually these guys shit me; http://www.myspace.com/closedcasketmetal

Well I should say... the vocalist shits me.
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:45 PM   #5
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By "Dukesquad".
The song title is "Come Again", and the album title is "In your face".
......
They initially removed this video a long time ago because everyone was trolling them but i guess someone uploaded it back on youtube. They also have like 3 other clips.

I love how they have like a millions groupies here. I actually got invited to one of their shows once, but i obviously declined.

Also




This is the Epitome of wannabe-ism and wiggerdom. Guy is also 15 or something and he's pretty popular here.
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:50 PM   #6
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By "Dukesquad".
The song title is "Come Again", and the album title is "In your face".
......
They initially removed this video a long time ago because everyone was trolling them but i guess someone uploaded it back on youtube. They also have like 3 other clips.

I love how they have like a millions groupies here. I actually got invited to one of their shows once, but i obviously declined.

Also



This is the Epitome of wannabe-ism and wiggerdom. Guy is also 15 or something and he's pretty popular here.
are the lyrics to the backing vocals in the first clip "gay, gay, gay!" ?

in response to the second, reminds me of another great canadian rapper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY

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Old 09-19-2010, 05:52 PM   #7
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:09 PM   #8
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:16 PM   #9
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in response to the second, reminds me of another great canadian rapper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY
Greatness.
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:32 PM   #10
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High School/College kids with parents who have too much money and pay for their recordings and music videos.

They had a documentary of themselves before they had material recorded

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Old 09-19-2010, 07:13 PM   #11
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Old 09-19-2010, 08:14 PM   #12
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Old 09-19-2010, 09:18 PM   #13
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Old 09-19-2010, 09:33 PM   #14
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Old 09-19-2010, 10:06 PM   #15
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High School/College kids with parents who have too much money and pay for their recordings and music videos.

They had a documentary of themselves before they had material recorded
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Old 09-19-2010, 10:13 PM   #16
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Old 09-19-2010, 10:24 PM   #17
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Old 09-19-2010, 10:55 PM   #18
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Nah.
Yah. Your sig is like 30 meters long.

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Old 09-19-2010, 11:30 PM   #19
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http://video.aol.ca/video-detail/que...ire/2120057801

Story goes that the singer had a shitload of money so he had a studio designed by Berger constructed for his band, after a couple years he refused access to anyone but his or his kid's band. Now that they realize they suck the studio's for sale, it can be yours for $5,000,000.
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Old 09-19-2010, 11:55 PM   #21
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:15 AM   #22
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Please grace us with more pictures of you and your faggot beard, sporting your braces looking like a faggot so that we may enjoy more of your faggot signature which isn't funny at all.
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:20 AM   #23
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I wonder if I were to comment on the length of his signature would he then place my quote in his signature too, consequently making it that much longer.
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sadly (or not) there are no videos, but i saw this shitty band play with mortal decay... they're every bad metal cliche rolled into one/a slayer ripoff.
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I wonder if I were to comment on the length of his signature would he then place my quote in his signature too, consequently making it that much longer.
Being quoted in someone's sig also earns you X internet points and brings you that much closer to becoming a legend.
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:57 AM   #27
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Old 09-20-2010, 01:12 PM   #28
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Probably the biggest band in our scene. Watch their music video, it's fucking hilarious, and also try to count the breakdowns.
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Old 09-20-2010, 01:43 PM   #30
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And all these guys live on my street, known em since I was like 6.
LOL @ "this is for all the tough guys out there"
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