best quote ever:

Shawn · 11-16-2009, 05:51 AM

http://bash.org/?908184#d
"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."

Logan · 11-16-2009, 10:31 AM

way to digg

JakePeriphery · 11-16-2009, 11:35 AM

Shawn you finally posted something I thought was cool!

Captain Amazing · 11-16-2009, 01:37 PM

bash.org is fucking awesome.

A+ thread from Shawn.

bryce · 11-16-2009, 01:44 PM

DIGGNATION YAAAAAAY

playitfaster · 11-16-2009, 01:51 PM

<Jesus> a black baby died and went to heaven
<Jesus> and god looked at him and said, "you've earned your wings"
<Jesus> and gave the black baby wings
<Jesus> the black baby look up and said, "am i really an angel now"
<Jesus> and God looked down and said,
<Jesus> "HELL NAW, NIGGA, YOU A BAT"

handofstone · 11-16-2009, 02:40 PM

Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

Frank Zappa

Vadge · 11-16-2009, 02:50 PM

'Uhhh Im cumming' : Me inside all your mothers

worldcapsized · 11-16-2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vadge

'Uhhh Im cumming' : Me inside all your mothers

only good post in this thread so far

gurrmuff · 11-16-2009, 04:52 PM

(AnonymousOtaku) how do i go afk? this is my first time on IRC

gs up hoes down · 11-16-2009, 04:57 PM

"A Poem begins as a lump
in the throat, a sense of
wrong, a homesickness,
a lovesickness." - Robert Frost

"coyte need big hnad to
rub my post glnads ryhem
objecive shit liek rand
bought sold adn canned
pregnanyc un planned in
demand bith i told you
taht we ate sand" - Twee A. Fuck

gs up hoes down · 11-16-2009, 04:59 PM

"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking

"'Tis the Moor, I know him by his trumpet!" ~ Jenna Haze

"A nigga fart in he own mouth, a shameful nigga" ~ Albert Camus

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" ~ Kurt Cobain

keep dreaming · 11-16-2009, 05:34 PM

Cobain one is hilarious. Took me half a sec...

Savior · 11-16-2009, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gs up hoes down

"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking

"'Tis the Moor, I know him by his trumpet!" ~ Jenna Haze

"A nigga fart in he own mouth, a shameful nigga" ~ Albert Camus

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" ~ Kurt Cobain

Something Awful called, they want you to quit jackin' their material cocksucker

gs up hoes down · 11-16-2009, 05:49 PM

I'm sorry, I thought we were discussing awesome quotes, regardless of source or context.

Savior · 11-16-2009, 05:50 PM

No, YOU suck MY dick.

gs up hoes down · 11-16-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hayley Williams

No, YOU suck MY dick.

Plant Vochestra · 11-16-2009, 05:54 PM

<Potatocake> The goatse guy would be good at shoplifting.

Savior · 11-16-2009, 06:05 PM

learn to spell, faggot

gurrmuff · 11-16-2009, 11:58 PM

I love this QDBBBBBBBBBBB

<Laemtao> Girls are like Wolfenstein 3D.
<Shatai> How so?
<Laemtao> If you get far enough, you have to fight Hitler himself.

11-16-2009, 11:35 AM	#3
JakePeriphery Djent Reznor Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Omnitopia Posts: 2,928	Shawn you finally posted something I thought was cool! __________________ PERIPHERY FORUM PERIPHERY

11-16-2009, 01:37 PM	#4
Captain Amazing double guitars. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Toronto fuckin Canada Posts: 2,414	bash.org is fucking awesome. A+ thread from Shawn. __________________

11-16-2009, 01:51 PM	#6
playitfaster lol@you Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: sacramento Posts: 3,164	<Jesus> a black baby died and went to heaven <Jesus> and god looked at him and said, "you've earned your wings" <Jesus> and gave the black baby wings <Jesus> the black baby look up and said, "am i really an angel now" <Jesus> and God looked down and said, <Jesus> "HELL NAW, NIGGA, YOU A BAT" __________________

11-16-2009, 02:50 PM	#8
Vadge Karma will find you Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: dick brain gialacone Posts: 1,598	'Uhhh Im cumming' : Me inside all your mothers __________________

11-16-2009, 04:57 PM	#11
gs up hoes down The Sexinator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: connect a cunt Posts: 3,151	"A Poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness." - Robert Frost "coyte need big hnad to rub my post glnads ryhem objecive shit liek rand bought sold adn canned pregnanyc un planned in demand bith i told you taht we ate sand" - Twee A. Fuck __________________

11-16-2009, 01:44 PM	#5
bryce Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 346	DIGGNATION YAAAAAAY

11-16-2009, 02:40 PM	#7
handofstone Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 37	Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?" FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?" Frank Zappa

11-16-2009, 04:59 PM	#12
gs up hoes down The Sexinator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: connect a cunt Posts: 3,151	"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking "'Tis the Moor, I know him by his trumpet!" ~ Jenna Haze "A nigga fart in he own mouth, a shameful nigga" ~ Albert Camus "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" ~ Kurt Cobain __________________

11-16-2009, 05:34 PM	#13
keep dreaming Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 756	Cobain one is hilarious. Took me half a sec... __________________

11-16-2009, 05:49 PM	#15
gs up hoes down The Sexinator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: connect a cunt Posts: 3,151	I'm sorry, I thought we were discussing awesome quotes, regardless of source or context. __________________

11-16-2009, 05:50 PM	#16
Savior huff jenk 24/7 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hard City, New York Posts: 15,476	No, YOU suck MY dick. __________________

11-16-2009, 06:05 PM	#19
Savior huff jenk 24/7 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hard City, New York Posts: 15,476	learn to spell, faggot __________________

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