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Old 06-08-2016, 11:02 PM   #219
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Re: I shit my pants at school today.

I probably shit at least 3 or 4 times a day. Not out of need, but desire. My insides are clean enough to eat off of. As soon as a trickle of warm shit butter enters my lower intestine, and I get that special feeling. I drop whatever I'm going and head right to my chambers. I'll shit anywhere, even the most disgusting truck stop john covered in the stench of past bowel movements. I inhale the smell because they all tell a story. I get high just relishing in the fact that we live in a world of shit. About 24 million people are shitting at any given moment. I feel as if I'm connected to them because we are all experiencing this enlightening event. It's the only place where I can find peace and tranquility. I close my eyes. I disappear.
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