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Old 06-25-2007, 04:28 AM   #133
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in Honor of Adrianwar, here is my collection of shit stories.

8th grade: A kid was running laps in gym class and had a bad case of diarrhea and shit everywhere. He ran out of the gym and a teacher threw a random sweatshirt on it to cover it up.

8th grade again: I was at my best friends house and had to take a dump and used the bathroom that happened to be clogged before i went in. I got done and flushed and the water flowed to the brim. Not knowing what to do at the time, I consulted with my dumbass friends who thought they knew about plumbing. I opened the top of the toilet and pull the plug that's attached to the flushing handle without realizing. The toilet over flowed and Shit went all over his bathroom. I had to wear bags on my feet to clean and I ruined a pair of socks which i was quick to throw away.

High school: A teacher at my high school who teaches drafting and is a complete asshole had a bad experience that he thought wouldn't follow him past high school. He was on the football team and during a game couldn't go to the bathroom. He had a bad case of the shits and went in his football uniform during the game. Everyone used to call him "Poopsie" and they still do now.
Originally Posted by teh Mazn View Post
haha. nah man. if you do though, be sure and sucker punch him in the back of the head when he's not paying attention.
Originally Posted by Pogodimi View Post
yeah, so then you can fuck him in the ass when he's out
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