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siegewar 02-09-2007 12:41 AM

I shit my pants at school today.
 
Plus it was really hot out and I started to sweat. I'm 16 years old and I'm 277lbs so I sweat really easily. Plus my face is greasy and I have huge man tits. And I wear lame clothes that make me look like a loser. Anyway I was sitting next to this really hot chick when I was trying to squeeze my ass cheeks together to try not to fart. I didn't have the strength to hold it. But it wasn't a fart that came out. It was warm shit butter. And it went all over my briefs. I couldn't move. Every time I went to shift my ass, I felt the steaming pile press against my ass flesh. I started to notice a smell right away. I knew for sure the girl next to me did too. I kept eyeballing her and I noticed that she was making strange facial expressions, as if she was smelling something bad. When class was over and I stood up, I had the uncomfortable and nerve tensing feeling of shit in my pants. I could swear that when I was walking, some of the shit dripped down my baggy jeans and down my legs. Oh God, it just happened today. I hate myself. Everyone hates me. I smelled like shit through out the entire day. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself.

Frank Zappa 02-09-2007 12:43 AM

lollololol

receivethearsonist 02-09-2007 12:51 AM

lol one time, when i was about 8, i shit my pants in a Zellers (canadian type of wal-mart) and was wearing shorts, and the log just sort of fell down my boxers and on to the floor. when i looked back i saw the log in the middle of the store and ran as fast and far away as possible so as to make sure no one knew it was me. once i made it to the bathroom i just had to wipe my ass. lolz.

teh Mazn 02-09-2007 12:54 AM

this is the funniest thread i have ever seen. and it's just that one post. i cannot stop laughing haha

Supreme 02-09-2007 12:57 AM

ahahahahahahahahhahaha

if it's true then it's even funnier.

Captain Obvious 02-09-2007 12:57 AM

the details are just so vivid...

Uniden 02-09-2007 12:57 AM

Hahahaha 10/10 topic

Iain Avstin 02-09-2007 12:58 AM

i kind of want to say i feel sorry (if it's true), but nah.

teh Mazn 02-09-2007 12:58 AM

the details are indeed VERY intense.

Spew 02-09-2007 01:01 AM

Posting in a legendary thread.

teh Mazn 02-09-2007 01:02 AM

why is there a dudechick getting fucked by a loaf of bread in your avatar?

Uniden 02-09-2007 01:03 AM

That sounds awesome. I'm going to turn my ava/sig back on.

scum 02-09-2007 01:03 AM

amazing thread

Captain Obvious 02-09-2007 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfckstr8edge (Post 2218276)
why is there a dudechick getting fucked by a loaf of bread in your avatar?

haha, i've been wondering that all week.



anyway, shitting your pants is way fucking cool. just ask this guy: http://members.chello.nl/e.hamelink/..._the_pants.jpg

Uniden 02-09-2007 01:05 AM

HAHAHA, that loaf of bread picture is fantastic

playitfaster 02-09-2007 01:06 AM

omg hahahahahahaa. i used to have a huge shitting my pants problem when i was semi-old, probably like around 8-9. it was horrible i would feel the urge to shit but for some reason i just enjoyed holding it in. then eventually it would come out and i wouldn't even change my pants sometimes.

teh Mazn 02-09-2007 01:06 AM

i am so stoned right now and i could not figure it out.

Hoovooloo 02-09-2007 01:16 AM

Fantastic.

Spew 02-09-2007 01:18 AM

Loaf rape > Shit pants.

Sudden Intoxication 02-09-2007 01:20 AM

I pissed my pants twice in elementary school before, 1st and 2nd grade, both times in front of the whole school during a school function. And I've shit(shat?) myself while carpooling with like 5 kids making fun of me the whole way from school to home.

Hoovooloo 02-09-2007 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adrianwar (Post 2218240)
It was warm shit butter.


playitfaster 02-09-2007 01:22 AM

in one of my classes last semester the prof paused during a sentence and some girl made a HUGE sex noise out of no where, just like a classic "UHHH!". imagine the sound they make after those stupid tag body spray commercials, over a megaphone. best class moment ever.

RiseAgainstAll 02-09-2007 01:22 AM

Enlarging it only makes it funnier.

Beasters 02-09-2007 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spew (Post 2218272)
Posting in a legendary thread.

I can't handle myself right now

Captain Obvious 02-09-2007 01:25 AM

when i was in 8th grade, a seventh grader(like 12-13 years old) in my homeroom shit his pants. it was towards the end of the school year. he was so embarrassed that he switched schools. true story.

Hoovooloo 02-09-2007 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiseAgainstAll (Post 2218334)
Enlarging it only makes it funnier.

Fucking a.

A kid in my weight lifting class shit himself picking up a 100lb dumbbell. lozlzollol

Uniden 02-09-2007 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by playitfaster (Post 2218333)
in one of my classes last semester the prof paused during a sentence and some girl made a HUGE sex noise out of no where, just like a classic "UHHH!". imagine the sound they make after those stupid tag body spray commercials, over a megaphone. best class moment ever.



HAHAH, what'd the prof. say?

T3h Parad0x 02-09-2007 02:19 AM

When I was about 9, I shit on my friends front lawn cause he wouldn't let me use his bathroom.

receivethearsonist 02-09-2007 02:20 AM

hahahaha i lol'd from the top of the page all the way down to the Quick Reply box.

Shitty Pants Thread, For The Win.

Mr.Spooky 02-09-2007 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoovooloo (Post 2218346)
Fucking a.

A kid in my weight lifting class shit himself picking up a 100lb dumbbell. lozlzollol

HAHAH.

I once shit myself in a video store when I was about 11.

My cousin was flirting with the guy that worked there and wouldnt let me use the bathroom.

The only thing you can do when something like that happens is laugh.


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