Jennifer!..

[mahullendrive]

ewwww WTF is that?!?! lol

[Unhallowed]

its a tumor.

[teh Mazn]

dude WTF. hahahahahahahaha

damn that was unnecessary. eeeeewwwwwww

[GeicO)))]

dude WTF. hahahahahahahaha

damn that was unnecessary. eeeeewwwwwww
Don't be a faggot.

[teh Mazn]

lick my balls?

[Reverend Ian]

ahahahahaha
best noodz ever

[Bitchfist]

its a tumor.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/C56552.jpg

Its not a tumor!

[Unhallowed]

:lol:

[Bitchfist]

Am i the only one that could block out the testicles long enough to read the shirt?
"Protect your nuts" heh....

[Scrote]

Hahahahaha, very nice.

It looks like my sack would fit nicely into arnold's hand there aswell.

EDIT: LoL that's very observative of you, Fistbitch. I'm wearing that shirt right now aswell, haha. It has a picture of a squirrel standing infront of a pile of nuts with a stick in his hands.

:goblin:

[Bitchfist]

<3 Arnold.

[asthesunsets]

oh my, this is one ofthose things that we will all remember when we are like 50

[receivethearsonist]

haaaaahahahahahahaha... omfg i'm dying here..


haaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

n00dz? more like n00tz. haha. hilarious.


no but seriously.. i wanna see what this Jennifer looks like.. n00dz or not.

[Bitchfist]

Best thread ever.

[Gawd]

Best thread ever.

[Scrote]

Omg bump..

Jennifer is browsing the forum again!!

*gasp*

[DillingerEscapePlan]

You guys give everyone who listens to BTBAM a bad name. You just posted your balls on the internet. Not cool.

[teh Mazn]

wtf is bump.....

[MaynardsTOOL]

Bump= bumping the topic to the top so its more visible to those whom it applies to.

[Scrote]

You guys give everyone who listens to BTBAM a bad name. You just posted your balls on the internet. Not cool.

lol@u

You need to pull that carrot out of your ass and learn to take a joke for what it is.

[DillingerEscapePlan]

I see a difference between a joke and your balls.

[teh Mazn]

i don't.

[sideslash]

why are your balls so pink and hairless looking?

[DillingerEscapePlan]

I see a difference between a joke and your balls.

Pun intended.

[Scrote]

I shave them...

ROFL

[DillingerEscapePlan]

So you're pretty much a whore. Is that what they do in Australia? Show each other their pills?

[Shawn]

omg....

[teh Mazn]

dude this really is the best thread ever.

[Scrote]

So you're pretty much a whore. Is that what they do in Australia? Show each other their pills?

...pills?

Anyway, it's just a personal preference thing... What are you, fucking retarded?

[DillingerEscapePlan]

I guess I am retarded for not posting a picture of my face and balls on the internet for everyone to see and laugh at.

Psyche.

[teh Mazn]

i've shaved my balls before. it wasn't fun, but the outcome was the shit. not worth the pain though. it's a tough thing to do, shave your balls. i trim my bush up around the base of my cock though cuz my hair goes a little up my shaft. haha. unpleasant to the sweet lady that gets the blessing of blowing my meat flute if i don't.


haha

[Velcrophagist]

c'mon jenny lets see your bits?!?!

[DillingerEscapePlan]

Do we even know how old she is?

[Scrote]

I don't care at all that my balls and face are in the same picture on some random thread on some random board on the internet. I wouldn't even care if the pic had it's own domain name: www.lookatguysballs.com and everyone I knew looked at it, including my grandparents.

I just think it's funny... and most of the people who replied to this thread do aswell.

So stfu, haters of the scrot.

Hahahaha.

[DillingerEscapePlan]

"Haters of the Scrot" sounds like either a good metal album or a bad action movie starring Steven Segall.

[Captain Amazing]

Fuck that, shaving the balls is wicked and I've never hurt myself. Don't know what kind of methods you practice, or maybe I'm just wicked awesome at it.

[teh Mazn]

haha i guess so. i got a couple nicks man. it hurt. the feeling of a shorn scrotum is quite breathtaking though. if you haven't, i suggest you try it. lol

[Captain Amazing]

Yeah the smooth awesome taste. Get a girl to lick that shit. It's what I like to call "dollar signs".

[Unhallowed]

Fuck that, shaving the balls is wicked and I've never hurt myself. Don't know what kind of methods you practice, or maybe I'm just wicked awesome at it.
yea exactly
every two days.

[Unhallowed]

weeerd

[seijuromitsurugi]

it's just a pair of nuts..


don't let it threaten you.. jeez

let's be a little secure around here

[sideslash]

i hurt my scrotum while trimming my forest of pubic hair today :(

i was using en electric hair trimmer, the kind they use at the barber shop, and i just barely nicked it.. still kinda hurts. :(

[Jimmy-Jimbo Jampwn3d]

attn: dillingerescapeplan:

http://members.cox.net/bensharp/ballsbigg.jpg

stfu

[RyanFelix]

Ben wins.

[BZM]

OMFG

PWN3D IN DIVINE PROPORTIONS

[mircfool]

hahaha, thats fucking classic.

[Scrote]

HAhahaha thats the pic that inspired my own testicle exposing nonsense!!

I saw it when I checked out Carl's band(s) on myspace. I thought it was funny as hell and I thought 'hey!.. exposing my testicles might just be the quick fix i need to cure my chronic boredom'... and I guess it worked wonders after all.

Pwned, Most definately pwn3d. :beerchug:

[Bitchfist]

Oh lord, this truly is the best thread ever.

[dactylSAUR]

Those balls are as smooth as eggs.

[teh Mazn]

greatest post ever.

if only you weren't such a FAGGOT for your sig. seriously, it's not even funny.

[Jimmy-Jimbo Jampwn3d]

oh n0s u capitalised teh faggot! w/e shall i do?!@

[dactylSAUR]

I really don't want to turn sigs off because that's how I identify people's posts sometimes. Also helps distinguish between posts. I wish I can disable just one person's sig.

[Jimmy-Jimbo Jampwn3d]

actually, when i turned off sigs it made the board (aesthetically, not socially) a lot less gay. you can still tell who d00dz are b/c of their avatars.

[Antæos]

xtubgirlx (http://www.floggersg.com/pics/icky/tubgirl.jpg)

[DillingerEscapePlan]

hahahahaha

[jacob shock]

OMG is that some chick shitting on her face!

[Antæos]

No, it's a tiny hedgehog. xsnugglesx

[Savior]

Haha, tell me this guy honestly doesn't know what tubgirl is.

[jacob shock]

i do not know what tubgirl is and i dont want to fucking find out

[Unhallowed]

shes hot as fuck

[jacob shock]

No girl thats doing that could ever be hot EVER!!

[Velcrophagist]

I want to see jennifier

[Unhallowed]

i want to feel jennifer hahaha

[skin_blanketed]

Oh my fucking god. It's pretty hard to turn my stomach but that fucking did it. Jesus Christ i'm so grossed out.

[encore]

pussy, tub girl brings the sex.

[Jennifer]

hahahahahah holy fuck...I'll post a picture when I get off work tonight...and I am 20 to the guy who asked.

[Antæos]

Will or will it not contain fecal matter? Possibly splattered all over your face?

Not that I'd want to see that, I'm just curious.

[Velcrophagist]

you better be really nerdy

[Jennifer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/xblackskiesx/60370261_l.jpg

thats me

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/xblackskiesx/er205.jpg

and thats my tattoo

[seijuromitsurugi]

i'd hit it lol

[Obswalq]

So where are the tits?

[BZM]

omg teh cutie!

[pale666]

Those pics are shit.

[seijuromitsurugi]

yea that's not enough! lol

[The Nephew]

I think she's pretty cute.

[DillingerEscapePlan]

smoking chicks = not hott

[Velcrophagist]

smoking chicks are either very tough or very weak.

[seijuromitsurugi]

yea, she is cute

[DillingerEscapePlan]

smoking chicks are either very tough or very weak.

or they taste like cigarettes.

Forrest Gump for ya

[jacob shock]

damn women! i would take you down to the contruction yard and show you the jack hammer any day!

[Shawn]

i'd definitely hit it. except grow your hair out.

[Jennifer]

i'd definitely hit it. except grow your hair out.

that picture was about six months ago.

[Shawn]

is it longer now? I'm assuming your answer is yes. So good. You're hot. Now nudes.


(as the only active board female, you're pretty much required to play your role as a female. especially now that you're hot.)

[RyanFelix]

So your lungs are in worse shape now than what they were back then?

[BZM]

lol@the slobbering males of this forum

it's just a womroryrrueulll

[Shawn]

I don't care.. for the most part a chick smoking is sexy. Its provocative. i'm attracted to deviance.

[Shawn]

:image3: :2gunsfiri :toilet: :emot-wave :emot-ques lol@the slobbering males of this forum

it's just a womroryrrueulll
yeah but 1.) she's hot and 2.) she doesn't act annoying.

[My Arms Your Hearse]

"she tasted like cigarettes"

[Shawn]

That tire just hit that lady in the face!

[Antæos]

Man, not even the slightest traces of poo.

[My Arms Your Hearse]

haha

[teh Mazn]

So where are the tits?


haha jk

jennifer brings teh sex

[My Arms Your Hearse]

haha you guys are not maaawwwwweeoollllynnns. you make fun of her until you think shes cute? or did only one person make fun of her?

either way, if someone changed the way they act towards her because of this you are not maaawwwwweeoollllynnns.

[teh Mazn]

stfu, n00b.

[Uniden]

HAHAHA, wow. This is funny.

[jacob shock]

i want a picure of your snoooootch!

[Antæos]

Snootch is possibly the greatest word ever, haha.

[Shawn]

everyone always thought she was cool.

[My Arms Your Hearse]

oh, well this topic led me to believe otherwise

http://smnnews.com/board/showthread.php?p=1325752#post1325752

[My Arms Your Hearse]

oh well, it was still great and still is great.

[Bitchfist]

Online babes are teh sux.

[pale666]

smoking chicks = not hott

I can't believe you care.

[encore]

i bet she has no teeth.

[Velcrophagist]

How about some real photos not from the side so we can see if your wide.

[Savior]

Fuck this, stop being pussies. Someone go get me a big bacon classic.

[Captain Amazing]

How about some real photos not from the side so we can see if your wide.
Bahahahaha

Not hot, but uh.. n00dz any way!

[teh Mazn]

haha this is getting pretty ridiculous.....

[Obswalq]

I SMELL A SECRET INTERNET FATTY

[Jimmy-Jimbo Jampwn3d]

this thread displays how deeply pathetic most of you are

[DillingerEscapePlan]

Jimmy I think this is the first time I've agreed with you.

[XalexetdX]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/xblackskiesx/60370261_l.jpg

thats me

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/xblackskiesx/er205.jpg

and thats my tattoo

You definetly got that off of somones myspace. Unless you actually are Paige that goes to Apex High. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=1994555&Mytoken=77188adf-7751-42fb-bd2b-01716e7b3622

[teh Mazn]

HAHAHAHA

fucking pwn3d if that really isn't her.....

but seriously, how did you just happen to find that myspace.....

[XalexetdX]

The girls whose myspace that is goes to the same high school I do.

[Scrote]

God, I got my ballsack out for her and she doesn't even post real pics of herself...

What has the world come to?..

Whatever happened to tradition?...

[DillingerEscapePlan]

Yes, who doesn't respect the ancient tradition of the return of the ballsack picture! How dare she!

[teh Mazn]

what a fuckhead!

[Reverend Ian]

i love the internet. Well done to the dude who played creepy internet stalker and found the myspace.

[teh Mazn]

yeah man, i have to give mad props. it'd be even better if he didn't ACTUALLY happen to know the girl in the found myspace. haha

[Jennifer]

hahahahahahahahahahah

fucking awesome

[Obswalq]

Yennifer Yopez

[Scrote]

softersin and geico are fucking morons dude.....wow.

this thread totally went to shit FAST.
W0rd.

Just post pictures of your balls/beef curtains or get the fuck off my thread.

[I_Killed YOur Face]

i thought page 8 was funnier than shit actually.....
Yeah, I almost wanted to start some shit as I was reading it, but it just got dumber and dumber until I finally realized how actually humerous it was. Now I just feel like yankin to in-depth transcripts of the etimology of the word 'pubescent'.

[M. Diddy Oien]

yes, this thread has been mildly hilarious nonetheless.

[Savior]

yuuusssssssssssssssssssssssss
You'd generally be cool cause you have a pageninetynine av, but you're acting gay, so, nah.

[Scrote]

in flames wouldn't be metalcore would they.....

lol

[Unhallowed]

Not at all.

[teh Mazn]

i'm not sure what genre i'd put them in.....

the same as these guys i think, whatever they are. i get sick of all the "post-hardcore, screamo, emo, metal, indie-rock persuasion" genre-ing crap.

www.myspace.com/theletterred

^poppy as hell, but good buds of mine. their live show is tits.

[offbeat]

Zao - suck
Undying - suck
August Burns Red - suck
From These Wounds - suck
EndThisDay - suck
Nehemiah - suck
Coma Eternal - suck
Fear My Thoughts - suck
Unearth - suck

prayer for cleansing - good.

next time you want to name a good metalcore band, try harder. there's only like, 2.


your opinion isnt the word. dont be a dick. let people have their own opinions.