marqADRIFT
05-14-2004, 11:44 PM
It has come to my attention that certain band members have chosen to embellish the truth with respect to their positions in this band. For one I am the only asskicker in this band. jack is the nonviolent type, doesnt have to be, he'll rip your head off with a killer solo at breakneck speed. Kevin is a legend in his own mind, and the last fight he got into was in 6th grade, and he won, but i dont know if it counts , because it was against a girl. She was bigger than you kev. I heard that micheal was involved in a brutal to the death match with a toaster pastry. Truth be told I think Shak(analia) could take all of us, i dont hit chicks(kevin and michael dont count), cause when she is pissed she can be evil.