We finally have a forum!

[butthole]

Originally posted by Funeral Portrait
I'm Pat by the way. You accidently hauked a badass loogie on my friend's hair last time you were in Seattle. It was fuckin hilarious :p


oops tell him I said sorry.. man, I'm really tired of apologizing all the time for that! haha

[siN]

Originally posted by butthole
Ok fuckers, Travis from Cattle Decapitation here. This is our new forum. Thanks to Rob and his friend for helping us out with this. Feel free to say and post whatever... just as long as you STAY GORE!!!

-travis

am i the "friend" ?

[butthole]

Originally posted by Xekrate
what up travis, u need to come back to Minneapolis, last time i saw u was in the ascot room with BDM and ur fly was down and ur wiener was almost out lol. arent u glad i told u, ur face turned so red :o

that was you!!! hahahaha... oh man. I mentioned that last time we played there I think.. my pants split up the front recently revealing my white ass thigh..hahah..

[butthole]

Originally posted by siN
am i the "friend" ?


hahahah.. sorry man... I'm still kind of confused as to how you guys are set up... fucking killer idea/site though man! I like the fact there's tons of bands on here and you only have to sign up once to be on all of them... sorry if this is old news... I'm a first timer! Rod(or Rob as I like to call him) gave you guys mad props so I thought I'd check it out.. THANKS!

[yellah teeth]

Originally posted by doubleonegative
hey travis, what does felching mean? ;) you wrote it on my ticket in ABQ, right before you kicked ass onstage

HA! I'll let Travis handle this one. CLASSIC!

[butthole]

Um... well, first let me tell you why I write shit like that. When I used to get shit signed by bands when I was a teenager, it'd be like cannibal corpse or something and they'd always write something like "MURDER" and then sign their name.. So it kind of comes from that. Except I'll write really blatant shit like "colostomy" or "BUTTHOLE" or something retarded like that. Felching is the act of depositing sperm in someone's rectum and then sucking it out directly from the hole or through a straw.
Supposedly it's mainly a gay thing.. so i thought it'd be funny to write it on your ticket.Haha.. no offense, I always put that.

[HeReTiK]

Originally posted by doubleonegative
you're disgusting.
since that's mostly a gay thing, were you hitting on me?

I believe he was.

[butthole]

gross.

[doubleonegative]

ha ha ha ha ha
sorry travis, i'm married

i got a question for josh: how the hell do you write (let alone play) such awesome guitar parts? every time i try to figure that shit out, i lose 5 months off my life and come out frustrated as hell




hahahaha... you should see him in the studio...