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Yeah, we're going to need some new fecking merch, dudes. I'd like to see maybe just the goratory logo in red on a black shirt. Maybe a longsleeve with the trail of rice design going down one sleeve and "rice on suede" going down the other. That would be sick. I really want a goratory shirt, especially since I finally bought the new album. Here's the logo I'd like on a shirt:

http://www.goratory.net/gora_logo.jpg

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Originally posted by goratory
we are getting just logo shirts made for you guys after the tour. We are in progress of getting Rice on Suede shirts and gutterslut kid shirts as well as Babydolls, hoodies, and zip ups. BUT logo ones will be comming soon cause of your guys requests for em. We have all of them getting made right now but they are getting shipped striaght to Czech for the tour, so when we get back they will be available.

br00tal \m/

[Cloaca]

I'd like to see a pic with that badass mofo from the ROS cover. But logo shirts, with red logo especially, would own.

[Surt]

so is it likely there ain't going to be any when you brutal fucks play this stinkin rock in May?
as i was going to pick one up then...

[goratory]

no, we are getting shirts made for the tour. we will have a wide variety of merch on the tour dude

[Goaters]

Originally posted by goratory
no, we are getting shirts made for the tour. we will have a wide variety of merch on the tour dude
so anything left over from the tour, you will be selling from the goratory e-store?..
i gotsta get me some t-shirts! will you guys be getting any g-strings.. like some other bands soom to have ?

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Originally posted by Goaters
so anything left over from the tour, you will be selling from the goratory e-store?..
i gotsta get me some t-shirts! will you guys be getting any g-strings.. like some other bands soom to have ?

The g-strings should say "Fuckhole", "Hang me and bang me", or "I'm a lazy-eyed chow bearing slut but Goratory fucked me anyways":p

[Goaters]

yeaahh.. or just the logo.. some granny pants with "hang me and bang me" on it would look pretty cool...

[goratory]

before they went out of business, Undecent Records was supposed to make us condoms that said "yo mothas a lazy eyed chow bearing slut but i fucked her anyways", and on the back they were gonna say "infant skin condoms"

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Originally posted by goratory
before they went out of business, Undecent Records was supposed to make us condoms that said "yo mothas a lazy eyed chow bearing slut but i fucked her anyways", and on the back they were gonna say "infant skin condoms"

bwahahahaha...I would NOT trust those to work.

[Goaters]

Originally posted by goratory
before they went out of business, Undecent Records was supposed to make us condoms that said "yo mothas a lazy eyed chow bearing slut but i fucked her anyways", and on the back they were gonna say "infant skin condoms"
ahahahah that's classic. too bad that nothing came from it.. man that's 100% original right there.. haha gortatory condoms..

[t_rex]

"WARNING: May cause orgasm induced diarrhea."

[goratory]

hahahahahahaha