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strappado
12-14-2004, 07:43 AM
...because I bought some Labbat Blue instead of Corona, he was all like, "bitch I said Corona, I ain't drinkin' this hockey player sweat bull shit!!! and then he stabbed me in the gut with a broken Abuse CD, Staples was there, he'll back me up.

Any way, this is Evan, i would like to say what's up to Al, Darren, Jaq- mammalsauce, broken ball sac, jawsh staples dude guy, Adam fuckin' Mason, and everyone else here cool enough to support the best Death metal band in New England.

Oh yeah, for every Goratory fan out there, the concept album will change death grind forever, the demo tracks alone make me barf warm High Life all over Als computer, Staples will back me up on this, or maybe mammalsauce, or maybe Sacko's left prosthetic ball.

well it's time to pass out, I figured i'd make my debut on the board hammered on a monday, later.

-Strappado is Coming 2005!!!!

mammalsauce
12-14-2004, 04:30 PM
I'll back him up, he's good for his word. Plus we all know that Alan can be a stabber if he doesn't get what he wants, but he'll also drink any beer he can get so i'm sure he got right over that. We all gotta be looking forward to hearing more tracks from you there Evan too, so get recordin'! Good to see you on the board, and get over to the apartment soon alright?!

strappado
12-15-2004, 06:35 PM
yeah Al got over it real quick. Once he saw how deep I was cut he told me to go cauterize my gut on the stove. By the time I got back upstairs he had drank all the beer and was performing an adaptation of West Side Story with all his little plastic "Homies" toys from Pizza Plus. The sad part was he didn't know any of the songs so I just had to sit their and listen to him sing "west side, west side stories" over and over until 4am.

As far as Strappado goes we should be done with the 2 song promos within the next few weeks.

mammal sauce, I'll come by the apartment as soon as you hide all of Al's figurines. You might get a stabbing but it will be worth it, trust me.

goratory
12-18-2004, 08:20 PM
"i feel pretty, oh so pretty. So pretty and witty and Gay."

crispykid88
12-19-2004, 03:11 AM
there you go you got to feel it from the heart!!!

strappado
12-24-2004, 09:14 PM
Josh, Im gonna try to make it to the Middle East on the fourth. If you head out to Al's before then make sure one of you fuckers calls me and we'll share some brews and jam the rough cuts for the demo. Also bring a couple copies of the new disc and I'll throw some bills your way. Merry X - Mas dude guy.

BornSoVile
12-25-2004, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by strappado
Josh, Im gonna try to make it to the Middle East on the fourth. If you head out to Al's before then make sure one of you fuckers calls me and we'll share some brews and jam the rough cuts for the demo. Also bring a couple copies of the new disc and I'll throw some bills your way. Merry X - Mas dude guy.

do you want a couple copies for distro? i'll hafta play you some rough cuts off the Abhorred cd. I joined them full time too!