Goratory losses bassist.

[fecalmess]

That sucks zack was cool. Right on for the Captn Morgans in New Mexico G

[babyintrashcompactor]

id like to try out

how can i

[Goaters]

is that hole " lost his testicals in a horrible slip and slide accident" for real ? or is that a joke?

[Anti-Aldo]

"Orgasm Induced Diarrhea"

uhhhhhh

[porphyria]

WHAT?!?!!?

[goratory]

Originally posted by porphyria
WHAT?!?!!?

i thought you knew, he was on the outs for a long time.

[goratory]

Originally posted by babyintrashcompactor
id like to try out

how can i

check your private messages

[porphyria]

Originally posted by goratory
i thought you knew, he was on the outs for a long time.

al, I've been in denial the entire time. Don't mind me.

[crispykid88]

what fucking band is tht with 2 bassists, sounds like some spinal tap shit when everone excpet the drummer is playing a fucking bass. so what really did happen to this dude did he really lose his bean bag??

[goratory]

Suffering Bastard has 2 bassists i think. And to answer your other question, he lost the bean bag.

[analredwing]

was he the dude who fucked one of the members girlfriends moms???

[smellslikeherpes]

bassists are fucking hard to keep a hold on even when you keep them locked in a cage under your bed. i had one that ate through the bars and escaped, he was fuckin good too.

[Goaters]

in future, will Goratory be writing a song about... losing a ballsack on a nasty slip n slide accident ?

[crispykid88]

i feel bad for him he lost his giggle berries. looks liek kids for him is a no no.

[goratory]

Originally posted by Goaters
in future, will Goratory be writing a song about... losing a ballsack on a nasty slip n slide accident ?

hahahahaha, oh man. Do you have any good names for it??

[Goaters]

Rock vs Scrotum : The tragedy of the slip and slide

[goratory]

hahahahahaha

[goratory]

Well, it looks like Max is back. Its gonna be fun having him back with us and we are all looking forward to writing the new shit with him. I'm glad we recovered from the bass situation in about a week, hahaha.

[goratory]

oh ya, and this makes 3 orginal members now, hell ya.

[analredwing]

goratory-"how did you hear about that"-
I read about that shit in an interview in some obscure zine-there was also a ciribus interview in it too-if that rings a bell

[BornSoVile]

Originally posted by goratory
Well, it looks like Max is back. Its gonna be fun having him back with us and we are all looking forward to writing the new shit with him. I'm glad we recovered from the bass situation in about a week, hahaha.

dude, that's so good to hear. fucking a.

[Goaters]

Originally posted by goratory
Well, it looks like Max is back. Its gonna be fun having him back with us and we are all looking forward to writing the new shit with him. I'm glad we recovered from the bass situation in about a week, hahaha.

sweeet dude. that's great news

you guys are already thinking about writing new stuff ??

[goratory]

ya, myself and Darren have already written 2 new ones and will hopefully be finishing the 3rd by next week. The next album will also be 9 songs so we have 6 to go. The next cd will be a concept album.

[vilemortis]

the name of this thread alarmed me when I first saw it...glad you've sorted it out so quickly, looking forward to hearing more goratory soon :D

oh yea just wanted to say you guys slayed at Fuck the Commerce (i was one of the only english people there haha)

[Goaters]

Originally posted by goratory
ya, myself and Darren have already written 2 new ones and will hopefully be finishing the 3rd by next week. The next album will also be 9 songs so we have 6 to go. The next cd will be a concept album.

?? what do you mean by concept album ?
how long have you been playing guitar for ?

[Goratory Drummer]

Well a concept CD is something has everything following one cohesive idea. Meaning the lyrics and music make up a single story. Basically we want the cd to be non stop start to finish, no breaks. I mean, there will be tracks, but if u just put the cd in, there will be no silence start to finish.
Also lyrically it will move along as the music does. So if one song is really crazy and weird, the lyrics will reflect that. It's slowly coming together, but by the end i do think it will be the greatest work we have ever put together. Give us atleast a year and a half. It will be great.

[scum]

Originally posted by Goratory Drummer
Well a concept CD is something has everything following one cohesive idea. Meaning the lyrics and music make up a single story. Basically we want the cd to be non stop start to finish, no breaks. I mean, there will be tracks, but if u just put the cd in, there will be no silence start to finish.
Also lyrically it will move along as the music does. So if one song is really crazy and weird, the lyrics will reflect that. It's slowly coming together, but by the end i do think it will be the greatest work we have ever put together. Give us atleast a year and a half. It will be great.



sounds kickass can't wait

[Goaters]

Originally posted by Goratory Drummer
Well a concept CD is something has everything following one cohesive idea. Meaning the lyrics and music make up a single story. Basically we want the cd to be non stop start to finish, no breaks. I mean, there will be tracks, but if u just put the cd in, there will be no silence start to finish.
Also lyrically it will move along as the music does. So if one song is really crazy and weird, the lyrics will reflect that. It's slowly coming together, but by the end i do think it will be the greatest work we have ever put together. Give us atleast a year and a half. It will be great.

ohhh, that sounds fuckin awesome!
damn now i can't wait to hear it.

well good luck with that. it sounds very interesting, has anyother band done that type of thing ?

[crispykid88]

how the fuck did he lose his sack??

[goosepimp]

Yeah, the concept album is a totally original idea and by the way, The Beatles, Flaming Lips, Candiria and even Kanye West never even existed, if anyone tells you otherwise, throw them down a slip and slide. Nonetheless I am orgasmically excited to hear a concept album from two of the greatest extreme composers in the game with none other than Makiz Gustpachowitz Latoochy on bass, just plain mcnasty filth.

and to Sac-good to hear those prosthetics are working out for ya, I knew Felipe would hook you up.

[crispykid88]

dude i had the same idea a non stop album well i cant wait to hear it.