Glen Benton Chases Bigfoot in his JEEP

[SLIT YOUR GUTZ]

Glen Benton, vocalist and bassist for death metal legends DEICIDE, claims to have seen a Sasquatch or Bigfoot in a Florida state forest.

In the latest issue of Terrorizer magazine, Glen tells the tale of one strange night in the middle of nowhere, where he believes he saw "the Florida Sasquatch":

"I see this big fuckin' thing lurched down on the side of the road... It's this big grey thing... it fuckin' clears the road in one fuckin' leap, 'ROOOOAHHR!' then into the woods."

Glen describes following the creature into the woods in his jeep: "This thing's snapping down trees left and right. All around was a smell like the inside of a dumpster... This thing looked like a primate of some sort. Fuckin' huge eyes, but like part-orangutan and part-chimp."

After calling Florida Wildlife, the area was checked and tracks are said to have been found. Glen's experience was documented as an official sighting.

Was it really a Sasquatch that Glen Benton witnessed that night? One thing's for sure, it had to be something pretty weird for it to scare the man who some people call the Devil incarnate.

[Vriend]

:emot-ques:emot-ques:emot-ques

[Potato_666]

I though Glen WAS Bigfoot!

[ChAAPY]

dude needs to kill himself like he promised, haha.

[Huxular]

lol wtf

[Rottenatomy]

dude needs to kill himself like he promised, haha.

[fireblaster]

glen benton reminds me of lobo.

[Infected]

glen benton is scared of chips. he pressed his face up against the window of a chip shop here, and my friend chased him down the street with a bag of chips and got hit by a bouncer.

[Tzimisce]

I smell a publicity stunt...

[Nailed To Gold]

Maybe its one of the Hoffmans whos gotten so buff from 'roids that he resembles bigfoot

[Tzimisce]

I wonder if Bigfoot starts showing up at Deicide gigs now... It's about the only thing that can make that band interesting.

[m138jewski]

this is beyond ridiculous. and to think I worshiped these guys

[ChAAPY]

lol @ the front cover - http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=48503703

[Tzimisce]

Huh...
http://funkyimg.com/u/58803_Til_Death_Do_Us_Unite.jpg

[HarmonyInTorture]

Everyone point and laugh at Glen. HA HA!

[quartertroll]

The album title takes on particular irony in the light of his recent divorce.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/30/deicide_061130110609348_wideweb__364x346.jpg
Sasquatch....

http://www.artamust.net/fineart/images/bigfoot_big.jpg
Glen Benton...

[Vriend]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/30/deicide_061130110609348_wideweb__364x346.jpg

Wait, is this pic taken in an elevator?

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Wait, is this pic taken in an elevator?

Looks like it. Come on, elevators are metal as fuck.


DUM

DUM

TISH!

[Vriend]

Looks like it. Come on, elevators are metal as fuck.


DUM

DUM

TISH!
lol, you always make me laugh, are yuou going to NDF or what?

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

lol, you always make me laugh, are yuou going to NDF or what?

No, unfortunately I am not going to NDF.


And looking at the lineup....



FUCK!

Asphyx... Extreme Noise Terror.... Napalm Death (want to hear the early songs played live)... Suffocation.... Decrepit Birth... Blood Red Throne...



:emot-fail

Would love to see that.

[Vriend]

why not?
Save money! You live in Britain right?

[ten_second_infinity]

Santolla looks drugged up.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

why not?
Save money! You live in Britain right?

Problem: I owe some people money for various things and I also rely upon parental permission, which is unlikely considering that I will be doing my exams around that time.

[Vriend]

Problem: I owe some people money for various things and I also rely upon parental permission, which is unlikely considering that I will be doing my exams around that time.
How old are you then? Already in debts?

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

How old are you then? Already in debts?

I am 17. And when I say that I owe people money, I mean as in I promised to pay for things from various people and they are getting pissed off waiting for the money......




..... Chris Moyen has been waiting since September....

[thecrownofhorns]

Chances that they'll have a sasquatch on stage when they tour to support there upcoming album just sky rocketed.

[tamponsqueezer]

I though Glen WAS Bigfoot!

Ha,ha,ha! I think ... don't know ... gotta love the pic of him with the cross hiding bandana plus that story. He's the first Death Metal comedian.

[Stupefaction]

Jesus Christ, that is the best thing I've heard all week.

[AllP0werToSlaves]

I've personally never really cared for Deicide, but this is interesting lol.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

I've personally never really cared for Deicide, but this is interesting lol.

Someone call fail on the part in bold!

[Cognitive Defeat]

Santolla looks drugged up.

Every pic I see of him he looks more and more like he wants to be in the Rolling Stones.

[BZM]

deicide is by far the most overrated death metal band in history

[Goaters]

deicide is by far the most overrated death metal band in history

after seeing them live.. i agree,

after they played live here several of the local music stores that sell DM CDs were over flowing with second hand deicide cds. fun stuff

[quartertroll]

Santolla looks drugged up.

He also looks like a dick.

[devastated]

Steve always looked like the coolest guy in Deicide.

[SlaughteredOnslaught]

Steve always looked like the coolest guy in Deicide.
Shit, he pretty much IS Deicide! He writes all the music and he's always chomping at the bit to tour, which it would if it weren't for Benton...
BTW, this thread is fucking hilarious! LoL!!!

[caseydoom]

BIGFOOT IS REAL MMKAY.

[Coma]

patchez

[Defleshuary]

Anyone see this nonsense?
DEICIDE SCORES A 1 HIT WITH U.S. TROOPS

Gathered from evidence obtained through various reports, leaked interrogation logs and the accounts of soldiers and detainees, a list of the top 24 songs strategically used on military prisoners in Iraq was recently made public, according to Mother Jones Magazine's website.

Among a list of such musical luminaries as EMINEM, METALLICA and AC/DC (as well as non-luminary Barney The Dinosaur), was DEICIDE, coming in at number one with the song "Fuck Your God" from 2004's SCARS OF THE CRUCIFIX.

When word of this info first got to DEICIDE drummer, Steve Asheim, the only thing he could really say was "It's cool. If we're upto military standards of audio abuse, it makes me feel like DECIDE's doing our part for the troops." Of course this moment is not the only history that Asheim has with the armed forces. "My dad was a marine, as were my uncle and grandfather;" says the DEICIDE skinsman. "I didn't follow in their footsteps since I was so busy with the band thing, but I'm glad I was eventually able to contribute somehow."

Some of the tactical circumstances where prisoners may have heard "Fuck Your God" include sleep deprivation and interrogation disorientation. While some may see this information as a shock, other readers of the source article have taken a slightly different view of the situation. Commented one reader of the source article, "Honestly, the barney theme song is more disturbing than DEICIDE's F**k Your God."

Truly something to be proud of?

[ten_second_infinity]

Someone call fail on the part in bold!

Meh, I never really got into them either.

[ChAAPY]

Meh, I never really got into them either.

go listen to Legion some more. fuck the rest, that CD is Deicide \m/

[ten_second_infinity]

That CD did nothing for me.

[ChAAPY]

That CD did nothing for me.

:emot-fail

not even Trifixion? shame!

[ChAAPY]

Anyone see this nonsense?


Truly something to be proud of?

yeah I posted a thread about that - http://www.smnnews.com/board/showthread.php?t=182241

[forsakenwithoutpity]

I can imagine Glen Benton chasing big foot in his Vital Remains/Mankind costume hahaha

[Silverback]

damn that guy has snorted too much coke...

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

That CD did nothing for me.
............


Shit....


Seriously Marlon, what the fuck is up with that?:emot-fail

No more love man. No more love. I am breaking off our wedding arrangements. I can't marry a man who does not appreciate the awesomeness of Legion.

[ChAAPY]

It is quite sad, but he loves the guts so he'll always be my bitch.

[Vriend]

or Defeated Sanity so he is ok for now

[Defleshuary]

I'm with Marlon on this, Deicide never did much for me either. Back then I just preferred many other bands over them. Always found Benton to be a huge tool so that didn't help.

[Cloaca]

I agree, Deicide are fucking overrated and for the most part boring, they have a couple of moments but that's about it. Legion is ok but far from classic material in my eyes. There were heaps of better bands back then and there's heaps of better bands now.

[Irondeath]

http://img444.imageshack.us/my.php?image=harryandthebentonsfinalbb7.jpg

haha

[Grindmasterflesh]

I believe every single word as I also know that hitler still lives on the moon.

edit: first three records win massive, stench of redemtion was really cool as well.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

http://img444.imageshack.us/my.php?image=harryandthebentonsfinalbb7.jpg

haha

Hahaha. Priceless.

[Kris]

HAHAHAHAHAH! wow