dickhead
11-13-2007, 12:06 PM
Sooo
I convinced 4 of my friends that get into no% Death metal to go with me to this thing cause I dont like going to shows by myself anymore (long story, it involved skinheads and it just ...no). So I leave from Pittsburgh with a 91 topaz load of 32 + year old broham's, Make a quick stop in Mansfield, Ohio to pick up another few dewds who just happened to have a 4 door with more seating. Since there was 8 of us at this point, we had to drive 2 vehicles. So theres my 4 door aids on wheels, an astro van, and a fucking mitsubishi, ecripse. which is like a 2 door 1.5 seater at BEST with a trunk full of gay house speakers and amplifiers and shit. So of course we take the Astro van and the Eclipse and of course 5 of the older meats NEED to be in the van cause they just cant be crammed in the back of a car, cauthse their back hurtsth.
so i'm in the backseat of an eclipse and 10 hours here we go.
We get about one hour outside of Ubania and the Eclipse sputters and dies due to a failing alternator thing again. The dewd that owns the car runs his "system" at peak volume even if the cars not started. I'm not even joking, theres a pair of earplugs that you wear in the back of the car.
FOR 10 HOURS
HOURS!!!
So we find this backwoods mechanic that just happened to be able to help us out with an alternator and 3 hours later we're wicked later for the show...until we hit the sexy set of tits in the sky known as the "timezone"
and we got the hour back. We made it there just in time for the mighty foetopsy...THE WOOOORRRRRST!!
the show was great, not a lot of money. Pizza was stella!
CIANIDE - best band of the fest
foetopsy
devourment
impetigo
putrid pile
unmerciful
malignancy
all great as expected
hung out with wayne knupp...RIP!!
hung out with some hot chick with no arms...
i was expecting heinous killings to be present but they....obviously canceled. Completely gay. I was insane with anger over this.
Shaun Whittaker from Viral load and Isiduous gave our hotel room, not us people, but the hotel room props on stage cause we were the only ones with a solid supply of drugs and booze...(drugs as in asprin and tylenol and crack of course).
it was all handicapitation and others that brought the PAIN from minnesota. Must have had 15 people staying in one hotel room. The bathtub ....was not used once.
i slept almost the entire ride home. during which time i got a bad case of mudbutt and must have farted a bunch in my sleep and....
shit my pants. this was the hi-lite. Waking up with diarrhea IN my shoes and pants. No lies. Sorry, it happened.
so fucking legendary
definitely going next year
so long as, good bands play
LIKE
heinous killings
orchidectomy
cephilotripsy
socrylitic
disgorge maybe
infernal revulsion
something fun to watch, dig
rompeprop
last days of humanity reunion
smes
anal blast?
me
I convinced 4 of my friends that get into no% Death metal to go with me to this thing cause I dont like going to shows by myself anymore (long story, it involved skinheads and it just ...no). So I leave from Pittsburgh with a 91 topaz load of 32 + year old broham's, Make a quick stop in Mansfield, Ohio to pick up another few dewds who just happened to have a 4 door with more seating. Since there was 8 of us at this point, we had to drive 2 vehicles. So theres my 4 door aids on wheels, an astro van, and a fucking mitsubishi, ecripse. which is like a 2 door 1.5 seater at BEST with a trunk full of gay house speakers and amplifiers and shit. So of course we take the Astro van and the Eclipse and of course 5 of the older meats NEED to be in the van cause they just cant be crammed in the back of a car, cauthse their back hurtsth.
so i'm in the backseat of an eclipse and 10 hours here we go.
We get about one hour outside of Ubania and the Eclipse sputters and dies due to a failing alternator thing again. The dewd that owns the car runs his "system" at peak volume even if the cars not started. I'm not even joking, theres a pair of earplugs that you wear in the back of the car.
FOR 10 HOURS
HOURS!!!
So we find this backwoods mechanic that just happened to be able to help us out with an alternator and 3 hours later we're wicked later for the show...until we hit the sexy set of tits in the sky known as the "timezone"
and we got the hour back. We made it there just in time for the mighty foetopsy...THE WOOOORRRRRST!!
the show was great, not a lot of money. Pizza was stella!
CIANIDE - best band of the fest
foetopsy
devourment
impetigo
putrid pile
unmerciful
malignancy
all great as expected
hung out with wayne knupp...RIP!!
hung out with some hot chick with no arms...
i was expecting heinous killings to be present but they....obviously canceled. Completely gay. I was insane with anger over this.
Shaun Whittaker from Viral load and Isiduous gave our hotel room, not us people, but the hotel room props on stage cause we were the only ones with a solid supply of drugs and booze...(drugs as in asprin and tylenol and crack of course).
it was all handicapitation and others that brought the PAIN from minnesota. Must have had 15 people staying in one hotel room. The bathtub ....was not used once.
i slept almost the entire ride home. during which time i got a bad case of mudbutt and must have farted a bunch in my sleep and....
shit my pants. this was the hi-lite. Waking up with diarrhea IN my shoes and pants. No lies. Sorry, it happened.
so fucking legendary
definitely going next year
so long as, good bands play
LIKE
heinous killings
orchidectomy
cephilotripsy
socrylitic
disgorge maybe
infernal revulsion
something fun to watch, dig
rompeprop
last days of humanity reunion
smes
anal blast?
me