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Cloaca
06-13-2007, 11:05 AM
In case you weren't aware, Teufel's Tomb have done a review for Psalms:
http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/defeatedsanity-psalmsofthemoribund.html


...This is the soundtrack to a heavy, hard, ass-hair ripping, noxious, chunky-as-a-mother-fucker bowel movement ripped straight from the Hell colon of a Mexican buffet holocaust.
If that's not the best goddamn compliment ever.
Alpha~Omega
06-13-2007, 11:57 AM
"You will fucking shit to this album, and you will enjoy every sphincter-searing, anus-tearing second of it."

Haha cool review full of metaphoric poetry.
Hideous Infirmity
06-13-2007, 03:24 PM
In case you weren't aware, Teufel's Tomb have done a review for Psalms:
http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/defeatedsanity-psalmsofthemoribund.html



If that's not the best goddamn compliment ever.

ONLY FOR ONE WHO´S CALLED CLOACA!!!!! HAHAHAHA just kidding, I didn´t get it entirely cause of the language barrier, so I don´t know if there´s sarcasm involved, or if he likes it.
Trauma
06-13-2007, 05:50 PM
ok, so you won't care having a wonderful review in THE most famous french webzine, giving 1000 readings and downloads (for the less) but you will take great care of an obscure webzine??? Let's remember this!!! ah ah ah! Just kiddin.
Another great review for one of the most inspiring album i've heard, and one of the very best of 2007
Hideous Infirmity
06-14-2007, 05:25 AM
only because I only saw it in French!!!!!!!!! Where´s the english version?
Drowned
06-14-2007, 05:54 AM
I think the guy is being serious. When he's trying to rip on an album, it's usually blatantly obvious.
Cloaca
06-14-2007, 06:14 AM
Yeah, this guy loves it Lille, trust me its a great review. He's just using lots of metaphors involving toilets to show his appreciation for the album.
Trauma
06-14-2007, 01:32 PM
only because I only saw it in French!!!!!!!!! Where´s the english version?
Hey bro', now it's YOUR turn kiddin me. Your girlfriend speaks french and translated it to ya... But if you REALLY want....:emot-fail
Rhino Grindethic
06-15-2007, 01:49 PM
so I don´t know if there´s sarcasm involved, or if he likes it.

yes, that is a positive review. usually they rip the shit out of bands on Teufels Tomb. so anything friendly sounding is like...major lovin'!!!!
Cloaca
06-16-2007, 04:56 AM
They're definately not as nasty as they used to be. I was almost looking forward to a bad review for this album, just because it may have even been funnier.
Drowned
06-18-2007, 10:17 PM
They're definately not as nasty as they used to be. I was almost looking forward to a bad review for this album, just because it may have even been funnier.
The Deicide reviews always crack me up. Classic shit.