Melbournites - come to this gig!

[Let's Noise!]

Thursday 1st of February @ The Tote, 71 Johnston Street, Collingwood


COMBOVER (frantic avant-grind/metal)
HOLY BONER (ultra-distorted improv noisegrind)
SEX ON TOAST (genre-hopping experimentalism)


Entry: $5
Doors: 8:30pm


www.myspace.com/combover
www.myspace.com/holyboner
www.myspace.com/sexontoastmusic



As said above, the Holy Boner set will be mostly improvised, and won't be using a drum machine like the songs on the myspace. We'll also be doing a cover of the Unholy Grave song "Confession". The line-up is:

Leo (Die Pigeon Die) - Guitar/Vox
Nik (SFHS) - Bass/Vox
Brad (SFHS) - Drums/Vox

Should be fun... We had a jam yesterday and it's sounding quite brutal indeed!

[BradSFHS]

if it's anywhere near as brutal as your bleeding fingernails yesterday, i'll be a happy chappy...

[Christoph]

sounds like fun!

[Maggot Vessle]

Be there for sure man. Im gunna come get some photos for my new blog, lets noise maybe we could catch up and for a little interview and what not. I have the METAL PLAGUE grind/death forum but will have a blog for all the gigs and bands i see next week, let me know!!!

[Let's Noise!]

^ Yeah sure mate...dunno if we'll have anything remotely intelligent to say, but come up afterwards and we can talk.


Christoph - if you want a lift in lemme know...probably be leaving the 'hood around 8:30ish ... our set is supposed to start about 10:00

[Maggot Vessle]

^ Yeah sure mate...dunno if we'll have anything remotely intelligent to say, but come up afterwards and we can talk.


Christoph - if you want a lift in lemme know...probably be leaving the 'hood around 8:30ish ... our set is supposed to start about 10:00

Ha ha no worrys bro, i wont have anything intelligent to ask so its all good. Just wanted a few blabs on who you are and some live shots for my blog....
Ill get back to ya before hand anyway mate!!!

[Let's Noise!]

No probs - might have to get some pics from you to put on our myspace page if you're cool with that...?

[Maggot Vessle]

Yeah mate no probs!!!
Ill get some live shots and some band shots if ya want, we can work something out anyway.....
Im not a photographer, but i can take shots, rocket science it is not.

[Let's Noise!]

hahahahah we're definitely not tuff and/or hairy enough for "band" shots :emot-LOL: but live shots are cool

[Maggot Vessle]

Lets's Noise, you know what time your on, i have a band audition that night.
I wont be long but just wanted to make sure, should be at the gig by 9pm!!!

[BradSFHS]

Holy Boner are on around 10, so you should be sweet....

and remember, it's step, pivot, step, turn, crotch grab, WAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

[Vomitizer]

Don't think i'll be making it to this unfortunately, unless someone in south-east melb can give me a lift? (gotta get my shit together and buy a fucken car!)

Good luck with the show, how many sets have holy boner played before?

[Let's Noise!]

Yeah, I live south-east-ish mate, if you can get to a train station on the Sandringham line I can pick ya up, as long as there's room in the car, which I'm pretty sure there will be. Email me if you're keen - dilatedslophole@hotmail.com

Holy Boner have never played before hahahah we've had a few jams and recorded with the drum machine over 6 months ago to make the tracks that are on myspace... but since then haven't done fuck-all, and as of the Saturday that just passed this line-up has only jammed once hahahah But I'm pretty confident it will work well. I reckon it sounded great when we jammed on Saturday (if you like ultra-distorted noisy chaos).

[Maggot Vessle]

Sounds good man!!
Im comin down still, if ya want me to take some snaps, ill start my page once i get the first photos and shit......( if thats cool of course )

[Let's Noise!]

For sure mate, see ya then (and hopefully some others too)...

I've also got a bunch of gig pics from 2004/2005, if I have time I'll burn them to a CD for ya.

[Maggot Vessle]

Nice one mate......
Ill get there about 8.30-9.00pm. i wanna get a good review of the other bands too, the other photos would be great man, but dont break ya balls!!!

Ill just look around for the grind looking improve dudes, ha ha!!
Se ya then.....................will anyone know ya as Lets Noise???

[Let's Noise!]

Nah, no-one will know me as "Let's Noise" I'm afraid (just Nik), but we should be pretty easy to spot as I imagine we'll be the only ones with grind band shirts on heheheh just look for two young-looking dudes with shaved heads (I'm the taller, skinnier one with slightly more hair), another big dude with some kind of mop-top Beatles-ish haircut (yes, I'm talking about you Brad heheh), and probably some other dudes - ya know, guitar techs, make-up team, pyrotechnics crew, and the rest of our entourage hahahahah

[Maggot Vessle]

See ya there mate!!!

[Vomitizer]

Yeah, I live south-east-ish mate, if you can get to a train station on the Sandringham line I can pick ya up, as long as there's room in the car, which I'm pretty sure there will be. Email me if you're keen - dilatedslophole@hotmail.com

Holy Boner have never played before hahahah we've had a few jams and recorded with the drum machine over 6 months ago to make the tracks that are on myspace... but since then haven't done fuck-all, and as of the Saturday that just passed this line-up has only jammed once hahahah But I'm pretty confident it will work well. I reckon it sounded great when we jammed on Saturday (if you like ultra-distorted noisy chaos).

Ahh Sandringham's a bit out of the way for me. I'll have to catch the Boner another time! Good luck with the show!

[Maggot Vessle]

What part of town you from Vomitizer???????????

[Vomitizer]

From Endeavour Hills, near Dandenong and Narre Warren if you know those places.

[Maggot Vessle]

Yeah, its a bit of distance, im in Bundoora ( north )

[clarky]

Yeah, its a bit of distance, im in Bundoora ( north )

thats right near my hood
represent montmorency YO~

[Maggot Vessle]

Ha ha clarky, nice one. We should throw a gore gig at the Sth Morang ha ha....

[clarky]

haha get some grind pumping at the eltham pub :P

[Maggot Vessle]

Nah fuck it, go the Epping, its a bloodbath already!!
Soundtrack for a friday night!!

[clarky]

ahhah epping what a clusterfuck that place is

[Maggot Vessle]

You goin tonight Clarky.....The Tote???

[Maggot Vessle]

Just got home from the gig, great fuckin show HOLY BONER!!!!
I will post photos and shit tomorrow, for now its time to chop!!!!

[clarky]

You goin tonight Clarky.....The Tote???

couldn't make it, i had promised my friend id see her art exhibition in the city after work last nite.

[Christoph]

it was cool! for a bunch of noisy nonsense it was quite good, and the sound was quite good too, could have been louder though. all in all you dudes pulled it off well!

[Let's Noise!]

Cheers dudes...I'm really stoked how it went... as I said last night it could have been better, but it could have been MUCH worse hahahah ... was actually pretty damn surprised by the positive reactions we got.
And I reckon next time will be much better too, once we have more than one jam hahah

[Maggot Vessle]

Site should be up in another hour mate.
The shots look good man, ill host the link when ready..
And yeah.........it sounded sick. Better than random saxaphone blasts while smashing dog bowls!!!