MORTICIAN?!?!?!!?

[Defleshuary]

YES!!!...

HELLO TO ALL OUR FANS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE!!

2007 WILL SEE MORTICIAN'S FOIST EVER DVD RELEASE!! CONCERT FOOTAGE FROM VARIOUS SHOWS IN THE U.S. AND OUT OF THE COUNTRY WILL BE FEATURED,SOME IN RAW FORM,OTHERS IN PROFESSIONAL MULTI-ANGLE CAMERA SHOTS! TOTAL TIME SHOULD BE ANYWHERE FROM 1/12-3 HRS TOTAL! OUT IN THE FIRST HALF OF 2007!

NEXT:

MORTICIAN WILL BE RELEASING A SPLIT C.D. WITH THE POLISH GORE/GRIND GODS DEAD INFECTION!

MORTICIAN WILL HAVE 12 BRAND NEW TRACKS AND A COVER OF DEAD INFECTION'S "FROM THE ANATOMICAL DEEPS"!! IT WILL ALSO FEATURE DRUMMER SAM INZERRA'S FIRST LIVE DRUMS RECORDING EVER ON A MORTICIAN RELEASE!

DEAD INFECTION WILL HAVE ANYWHERE FROM 10-15 TRACKS INCLUDING A COVER SONG OF MORTICIAN'S "BLOODCRAVING"!!

THIS WILL SURELY BE ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL SPLIT C.D.'S EVER RELEASED!! LOOK FOR IT IN APRIL 2007!! VINYL VERSION ON HAUNTED HOTEL RECORDS WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY AFTER...

MORTICIAN WILL BE PLAYING A FEW LIMITED SHOWS AND FESTIVALS IN THE U.S. IN 2007(SORRY BUT NO OUT OF THE COUNTRY SHOWS DUE TO CRIMINAL RECORDS AND THE INSANE AMOUNT OF WORK WE HAVE LINED UP IN 2007 FOR MORTICIAN RECORDS,REDRUM RECORDS AND PRIMITIVE RECORDINGS!)

THE FIRST TWO CONFIRMED SHOWS ARE:

MAY 25TH IN N.Y.C.: MORTICIAN/REGURGITATE/DEAD INFECTION + MORE! INFO WILL BE POSTED AFTER THE NEW YEAR!

JULY 21ST AT CENTRAL ILLINOIS DEATH FEST: MORTICIAN WILL BE HEADLINING ON SAT. NIGHT RIGHT AFTER THE LEGENDARY IMPETIGO PLAYS THEIR ONE AND ONLY REUNION SHOW EVER!! DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE TO SEE A REAL OLD-SCHOOL DEATH/GRIND EVENT THAT WILL ALSO FEATURE CIANIDE,EMBALMER + LOTS MORE! INFO WILL BE POSTED AFTER THE NEW YEAR!

HAVE A HAPPY AND BRUTAL 2007!!

WILL,ROGER,SAM

[Crucified Coma]

Possibly the worst band of all time. Can't wait to leave early at that DI/Regurgitate show.

[Handicapitation]

Mortician.

[PrenatalButchery]

holy shit

[Handicapitation]

MORTICIAN.

[puppetmaster8586]

sick

[ThroatPoker]

both my testicles emptied into my pants

[dr0ne]

What the hell are all you people getting excited about? The only good thing from that whole blog is the Dead Infection/RGTE show.

[Defleshuary]

People actually like Mortician. They've been around for a long ass time and have a classic old school sound.

I could say the same thing about Regurgitate and wonder why people get excited over pitch shifted vocals. That band was boring as hell when I saw em.

[dr0ne]

The difference is, RGTE actually have more than one song, unlike Mortician.

[Defleshuary]

The difference is, RGTE actually have more than one song, unlike Mortician.


Sounded all the same to me.

[dr0ne]

And you get excited over Mortician?

lol that makes sense.

[Defleshuary]

And you get excited over Mortician?

lol that makes sense.


It's obviously different perspectives and opinions.

I'm also apparently not alone in getting ecited. Many other people like them as they are headlining.

[dr0ne]

And many other people are as fucking stupid as you when it comes to music.

[ten_second_infinity]

Mortician should stop releasing shit.

[Defleshuary]

And many other people are as fucking stupid as you when it comes to music.

Nice, internet opinion wars!!! So, how does Coma's nuts feel to use as a swingset?

[dr0ne]

About as bad as my ears feel when listening to your music.

[Defleshuary]

Hey, at least I'm having fun playing. That's all I fucking care about with my music. I don't care if people hate it. I'm thankful when people do like it, but it doesn't hurt me when people don't. So yeah, go ahead and take all the shots you want if it brings you pointless enjoyment. At least I'm trying to have fun and have a productive outlet.
Now these nonsense posts have taken away from the point of the thread. To inform people that happen to like Mortician of their upcoming events and addition to this fest.

[dr0ne]

Why are you trying to prove yourself to me? lol

[JohnnyJihad]

Hey, at least I'm having fun playing. That's all I fucking care about with my music. I don't care if people hate it. I'm thankful when people do like it, but it doesn't hurt me when people don't. So yeah, go ahead and take all the shots you want if it brings you pointless enjoyment. At least I'm trying to have fun and have a productive outlet.

Successfully

[Defleshuary]

Why are you trying to prove yourself to me? lol


Not trying to prove myself, just making a statement since you decided to bash my band out of no where for no reason (unless it was to try and piss me off.)

[dr0ne]

You bashed an admin out of nowhere, so you started the lame insultfest.

[JohnnyJihad]

Out of nowhere? Coma is a cunt constantly. Where the fuck have you been?

[dr0ne]

Out of nowhere? Coma is a cunt constantly. Where the fuck have you been?

You just get butthurt too easily over what some dude on the internet says about you, it's not his fault you act like a bitch online.

[Defleshuary]

You bashed an admin out of nowhere, so you started the lame insultfest.

"And many other people are as fucking stupid as you when it comes to music."

Who started what now? The Coma remark was because your comments were as ignorant and "my opinion is fact" as his are.
Remember, this was just to inform people that Mortician is playing CIM, jesus.

[Defleshuary]

I trust we all know the internet is not to be taken seriously right? I also want to know why I'm awake at 5 am. Oh yeah, I don't have a life.

[dr0ne]

"And many other people are as fucking stupid as you when it comes to music."

Who started what now? The Coma remark was because your comments were as ignorant and "my opinion is fact" as his are.
Remember, this was just to inform people that Mortician is playing CIM, jesus.


No it is a proven fact that if you like Mortician you know absolutely nothing about music.

[JohnnyJihad]

He doesn't EVER actually say things about me, fun assumption for you to make though.

I dislike him because he constantly treats people like shit, and completely fulfills what has got to be my biggest pet peeve. He thinks he's far more intelligent than he actually is. Consequently he's pompous as hell, and I'd rather not deal with people who act like that. It's simple.

[dr0ne]

He doesn't EVER actually say things about me, fun assumption for you to make though.

I dislike him because he constantly treats people like shit, and completely fulfills what has got to be my biggest pet peave. He thinks he's far more intelligent than he actually is. Consequently he's pompous as hell, and I'd rather not deal with people who act like that. It's simple.


Like I said, you let some guy's words get to you, a guy ONLINE.....baha dude you just fail at life so much.

[Defleshuary]

No it is a proven fact that if you like Mortician you know absolutely nothing about music.


And you just proved my prior point of acting like opinion is fact.

I know damn well Mortician is nothing highly original or great musically. I enjoy them for what they are, a very simple and fun heavy as balls band with a great love for horror films.

[dr0ne]

And you just proved my prior point of acting like opinion is fact.

I know damn well Mortician is nothing highly original or great musically. I enjoy them for what they are, a very simple and fun heavy as balls band with a great love for horror films.


And you just proved my point that you know jack shit about death metal.

Glad we were able to make each other's point valid.

[Defleshuary]

And you just proved my point that you know jack shit about death metal.

Glad we were able to make each other's point valid.


Awesome! Glad you know me so well and we're now so understanding of each other. Any chance of you enlightening me sometime?

Have a good weekend sir!

[JohnnyJihad]

You're still running on several assumptions, and they're far-fetched.

A message board is a community in which people, under allias', interact with eachother for the purpose of discussion.

It makes perfect sense that if one of these people, treats others like shit, I point this out and react accordingly. Even if in this situation it simply means calling him an asshole.

People like him get onto the internet and subconsciously vent their entire life's frustrations by treating everyone who is different than they are like garbage. The only difference between coma treating people like shit, and me treating someone I go to school with like shit is physical proximity, which is IRRELEVENT. End of story.

What makes this wonderful for people like him is that he is able to be as disgusting as he is towards people without actual consequence. It's perfect.

The "you're getting butthurt" bit is a defense mechanism. You and many others use it when someone calls them out for their shitty behavior.

That really is the bottom line here as far as I'm concerned. All of this shit can be taken apart bit by bit, and what it comes down to is the basic standards of how people are to treat other people. In this situation you fail completely, and attempt to cover your tracks with easily identifiable defensive actions. (social)

>.<

[dr0ne]

Awesome! Glad you know me so well and we're now so understanding of each other. Any chance of you enlightening me sometime?

Have a good weekend sir!


Don't be a faggot, maybe with some hope and practice you too can actually know what you're talking about one day.

[dr0ne]

You're still running on several assumptions, and they're far-fetched.

A message board is a community in which people, under allias', interact with eachother for the purpose of discussion.

It makes perfect sense that if one of these people, treats others like shit, I point this out and react accordingly. Even if in this situation it simply means calling him an asshole.

People like him get onto the internet and subconsciously vent their entire life's frustrations by treating everyone who is different than they are like garbage. The only difference between coma treating people like shit, and me treating someone I go to school with like shit is physical proximity, which is IRRELEVENT. End of story.

What makes this wonderful for people like him is that he is able to be as disgusting as he is towards people without actual consequence. It's perfect.

The "you're getting butthurt" bit is a defense mechanism. You and many others use it when someone calls them out for their shitty behavior.

That really is the bottom line here as far as I'm concerned. All of this shit can be taken apart bit by bit, and what it comes down to is the basic standards of how people are to treat other people. In this situation you fail completely, and attempt to cover your tracks with easily identifiable defensive actions.

>.<


I am not reading all that bullshit, if anything it proves that even I get under your skin enough for you to type out a novel sized response.

Stop being a little girl and stop taking the internet seriously, not a hard concept there brah.

[Defleshuary]

Don't be a faggot, maybe with some hope and practice you too can actually know what you're talking about one day.


I sure hope so! I hate not being an authority on music.

Well, I'm done with this. Pointless to "Argue" online. I feel real dumb (yes, a daily occurance for me) for allowing myself to get suckered into it.

[JohnnyJihad]

Yes refuse to read it - another defense mechanism.

You lose :emot-hand

[dr0ne]

Nah, just make it like...a sentence long.

[Defleshuary]

No winners, we all lose.

[JohnnyJihad]

Nah, just make it like...a sentence long.

What if I break all of it up into like 8 sentence long posts you dumb fuck?

It's another classic move socially. I take the time to actually EXPLAIN why your thought process is ignorant and you refuse to read it. (Effectively remaining ignorant)

Read the bold, faggot.

[dr0ne]

Or just maybe I don't wish to waste my time reading your responses anymore cause you've proven yourself to be a crybaby more than enough times already?


I think I'm going to go with my response, it makes more sense. Now say that's another defense mechanism, okay Dr. Phil?

[JohnnyJihad]

Ignorance is bliss.

[dr0ne]

Whatever you say Johnny, whatever you say.

[Crucified Coma]

Mortician should stop releasing shit.
:emot-boun :emot-boun :emot-boun

[scumbag]

Mortician sucks now. I'd buy the split for the DI tracks and never listen to the mortician ones more than once.

headlining over impetigo's one reunion show? wtf?
also caps is cruise for cool.

[The Human Artifact]

hahahah..well...it hasn't been announced officially by the CIM BUT yes it is true MORTICIAN will be headlining saterday july 21 at the fest.....i go way back to when metal was true and lacked the drama with will and roger and feel w/ the reunion of IMPETIGO and the old school feel of some bands of the show...a perfect match....so anyone wanna hate ......hate on me and don't come....easy as that....I'm glad to have Mortician on board....and for the record...IMPETIGO never wanted to headline....so thats why they are not at the end....we all have bands we like...all have bands we don't like...all in fun.....respect is metal..

final 3 bands and tickets be on sale next week.....

[Crucified Coma]

I doubt it would cause anyone to not go. It'll just be like when Mortician play in NYC, everyone will leave early.

[Defleshuary]

hahahah..well...it hasn't been announced officially by the CIM BUT yes it is true MORTICIAN will be headlining saterday july 21 at the fest.....i go way back to when metal was true and lacked the drama with will and roger and feel w/ the reunion of IMPETIGO and the old school feel of some bands of the show...a perfect match....so anyone wanna hate ......hate on me and don't come....easy as that....I'm glad to have Mortician on board....and for the record...IMPETIGO never wanted to headline....so thats why they are not at the end....we all have bands we like...all have bands we don't like...all in fun.....respect is metal..

final 3 bands and tickets be on sale next week.....


Indeed. I thank you.

[Handicapitation]

Metal.

[Miscreant]

Gonna be a badass fest none-the-less.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Like I said, you let some guy's words get to you, a guy ONLINE.....baha dude you just fail at life so much.
You have 36000+ posts on here. That equals around 30 or so posts per day- even more posts than old Abby the troll used to get in. That suggests that you spend your entire fucking day in front of a computer on this forum. Therefore you fail at life.

[Dr. B1LL]

And many other people are as fucking stupid as you when it comes to music.


Says the kid who has had Smash Mouth and Korn in his sig :emot-gigg

[dr0ne]

You have 36000+ posts on here. That equals around 30 or so posts per day- even more posts than old Abby the troll used to get in. That suggests that you spend your entire fucking day in front of a computer on this forum. Therefore you fail at life.

Yeah, and you know where those posts come from? Dealing with morons like the ones in this thread. Think of me as the site's police, I make sure people keep their dumb shit to themselves and away from others. I suggest you stop taking the internet seriously before you get even more lame than you already are.

Says the kid who has had Smash Mouth and Korn in his sig :emot-gigg

Sadly, both those bands run circles around Mortician in both talent and creativity. Sucks don't it?




Anyone else want to jump in?

[Dr. B1LL]

Sadly, both those bands run circles around Mortician in both talent and creativity. Sucks don't it?



lol words

[Defleshuary]

Yeah, and you know where those posts come from? Dealing with morons like the ones in this thread. Think of me as the site's police, I make sure people keep their dumb shit to themselves and away from others. I suggest you stop taking the internet seriously before you get even more lame than you already are.

Wouldn't you in turn be taking the internet too seriously by caring what dumb shit people say on it?

[dr0ne]

Wouldn't you in turn be taking the internet too seriously by caring what dumb shit people say on it?

No, now suck my dick.

lol words


.....

[Defleshuary]

No, now suck my dick.


Any time hot stuff!

[dr0ne]

That's a good little bitch.

[Dr. B1LL]

.....


Did I confuse you? Let me rephrase that-

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g315/effingawwesome/lolwords.jpg

[dr0ne]

Did I confuse you? Let me rephrase that-

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g315/effingawwesome/lolwords.jpg

No, I was just shocked that somebody would actually consider that response funny.

[PrenatalButchery]

i dont understand this "taking the internet too seriously" situation, its never made any sence to me. i see messageboards and sites like this as a tool for people to communicate about a certian topic. through peoples posts you can obviously form an oppinion about their personality. so whats wrong about that?

[Defleshuary]

i dont understand this "taking the internet too seriously" situation, its never made any sence to me. i see messageboards and sites like this as a tool for people to communicate about a certian topic. through peoples posts you can obviously form an oppinion about their personality. so whats wrong about that?

So you're saying dr0ne and coma truly are annoying assholes?

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Yeah, and you know where those posts come from? Dealing with morons like the ones in this thread. Think of me as the site's police, I make sure people keep their dumb shit to themselves and away from others. I suggest you stop taking the internet seriously before you get even more lame than you already are.
Seriously, why do you always go on about other people taking the internet too seriously when you yourself take it seriously, claiming to act as the police on the forums to deal with those who you deem morons- aka those who have different opinions than you. Well done moron, you have shown yourself to be an opinionated, hypocritical asshole.

[Defleshuary]

Seriously, why do you always go on about other people taking the internet too seriously when you yourself take it seriously, claiming to act as the police on the forums to deal with those who you deem morons- aka those who have different opinions than you. Well done moron, you have shown yourself to be an opinionated, hypocritical asshole.


Tried saying that shit, but you'll just get a lame insult in return. Kinda humorous.

[Daniel]

hell yeah matt. great work with the line-up. good mix between old and new school... like it...

[dr0ne]

Seriously, why do you always go on about other people taking the internet too seriously when you yourself take it seriously, claiming to act as the police on the forums to deal with those who you deem morons- aka those who have different opinions than you. Well done moron, you have shown yourself to be an opinionated, hypocritical asshole.


It's my job to do handle the morons of the forums, ask coma.


Where as you normal posters get excited and offended for no reason cause I make fun of you/bash your music tastes. So cry me a river bitches.


I WINZ AGAINZ!!

[ten_second_infinity]

It's my job to do handle the morons of the forums, ask coma.


Where as you normal posters get excited and offended for no reason cause I make fun of you/bash your music tastes. So cry me a river bitches.


I WINZ AGAINZ!!

"It's my job"
hahaha.
You take the internet seriously, if you take this "job" of your seriously.
Either way, you fail and your music taste is shit.
:emot-wors

[dr0ne]

"It's my job"
hahaha.
You take the internet seriously, if you take this "job" of your seriously.
Either way, you fail and your music taste is shit.
:emot-wors

Somebody's jealous.

[Dr. B1LL]

Somebody's jealous.

At what, your terrible taste in music? I'm sorry, but if you find Korn or Smash Mouth talented in any way, then you are of no use to... anyone except middle school kids who hang out at Hot Topic and buy stuff with their mom's credit cards. I never liked Korn once. I was in middle school and everyone was like "z0mg Korn is soo metal!!!11!!!" I was like "this is crap... try Children of Bodom" and they assumed that they sucked because they didn't have a shit song like "Twist."

"Twist" is proof that Korn is a shit band and will appeal to nothing more than rednecks, retards and middle school mallcore kids.

Smash Mouth is.... blech.

If you seriously think that either one of these bands "runs cirlces" around Mortician as far as talent goes, you need to shut the hell up because you don't know what you're talking about. You can come and say anything you want in return, but just because YOU think it doesn't mean it's true. I've only heard Mortician's album "Hacked Up For A Barbeque," but it sure beats the hell out of any Korn or Smash Mouth song.

Seriously, take your rapcore shit out of here.

[dr0ne]

At what, your terrible taste in music? I'm sorry, but if you find Korn or Smash Mouth talented in any way, then you are of no use to... anyone except middle school kids who hang out at Hot Topic and buy stuff with their mom's credit cards. I never liked Korn once. I was in middle school and everyone was like "z0mg Korn is soo metal!!!11!!!" I was like "this is crap... try Children of Bodom" and they assumed that they sucked because they didn't have a shit song like "Twist."

"Twist" is proof that Korn is a shit band and will appeal to nothing more than rednecks, retards and middle school mallcore kids.

Smash Mouth is.... blech.

If you seriously think that either one of these bands "runs cirlces" around Mortician as far as talent goes, you need to shut the hell up because you don't know what you're talking about. You can come and say anything you want in return, but just because YOU think it doesn't mean it's true. I've only heard Mortician's album "Hacked Up For A Barbeque," but it sure beats the hell out of any Korn or Smash Mouth song.

Seriously, take your rapcore shit out of here.


LAWL, okay for one, I was wanting hella memories, so I played those two cds one night, that doesn't make me a fan. So you lose on that one.

Second, aren't you the guy who was crying cause your parents won't pay for your car insurance anymore? lol That's some serious hypocritical action going on there, you spoiled little bitch. And c'mon, Children Of Bodom is the best you can come up with? haha, fuuuuuuuck you're a loser.

And, in fact, I would still honestly think that Korn and/or Smash Mouth are more talented than Mortician, as lame as it sounds. Listen to any Mortician song, it's basic electro drums, mediocre guitar work, and god awful bass action over repetitive vocals...repeat this for every single Mortician song ever created. How is that talent? Atleast those 2 bands have DIVERSITY in their music and don't just play the exact same idea over and over and over.

And where did rapcore come from? Neither Korn or Smash Mouth are rapcore, you dumb shit, lol

Just stop, you're failing here.

[Of Divine Nature]

the simple truth is, mortician is the worst band in existence.

[Dr. B1LL]

the simple truth is, mortician is the worst band in existence.

No worse than Korn.

And to dr0ne-

No, I wasn't whining because my parents wouldn't pay for my car insurance- I was mad because they wouldn't let me buy a car that I have the money for. BTW what does that have to do with anything? Feelings can't be hurt over the interwebs.

And ok, rapcore wasn't the write genre to use- let me use Nu Metal. That's more accurate. It's still shit either way.


So go fuck yourself. If you don't like a band it doesn't mean that they suck. Unless it's Korn or Smash Mouth.

[dr0ne]

And to dr0ne-

No, I wasn't whining because my parents wouldn't pay for my car insurance- I was mad because they wouldn't let me buy a car that I have the money for. BTW what does that have to do with anything? Feelings can't be hurt over the interwebs.

You're the one accusing people of using my mommy's credit cards to buy hot topic merch, when you're the one who's the spoiled little bitch.


And ok, rapcore wasn't the write genre to use- let me use Nu Metal. That's more accurate. It's still shit either way.

Learn your genres before you try to act smart, it helps your case.


So go fuck yourself. If you don't like a band it doesn't mean that they suck. Unless it's Korn or Smash Mouth.

lol you realize how hypocritical that sounds? This is a forum, you're suppose to express your feelings about things, learn how shit works crybaby.

[PrenatalButchery]

I thought expressing yourself was taking the internet to seriously?

[dr0ne]

I thought expressing yourself was taking the internet to seriously?


No, taking what someone says online to heart is what taking the internet seriously means.

[Of Divine Nature]

No worse than Korn.

wrong again. while we both know korn is an absolutely horrible band, i'd much rather put myself through the pain of hearing a korn song than a mortician song. the fact that you'd do otherwise, and can "appreciate" a mortician song, says alot about yourself, such as you have poor taste in music, are probably of low intelligence, possibly overweight, a burden to society, and generally aren't a very interesting person.

all this says about me however is that i'm a wiser man who can stand to suffer a little.

[Dr. B1LL]

wrong again. while we both know korn is an absolutely horrible band, i'd much rather put myself through the pain of hearing a korn song than a mortician song. the fact that you'd do otherwise, and can "appreciate" a mortician song, says alot about yourself, such as you have poor taste in music, are probably of low intelligence, possibly overweight, a burden to society, and generally aren't a very interesting person.

all this says about me however is that i'm a wiser man who can stand to suffer a little.

As I stated somewhere else in this thread, I've only heard Mortician's album Hacked Up For A Barbeque. Nothing else. And the song Hacked Up For A Barbeque would get my vote over Twist any day.

And I don't have poor taste in music. Mortician is not on my mp3 player, I never said I liked them. I mostly listen to technical death metal like Necrophagist and Decapitated. I'm taking the college freshman music theory/history class and making an A in it, so I can't be too dumb when it comes to music.

I'm not overweight either- 5'10" and 150 lbs. I'm not a burden to my town, as I am a well respected trumpet player who gigs all over town at the young age of 16.

all in all, the internet is srs bsns.

[dr0ne]

lol @ thinking you're special for liking tech metal.

Even scene kids jock that shit now, it's the new metalcore.

[Nihilist]

Don't worry about dr0ne, he tells everyone not to take the internet seriously - yet he has 36,000 posts. Also, he says lol. You win regardless, Defleshuary & Dr. B1LL.

[Weaver]

Great news!

[dr0ne]

Don't worry about dr0ne, he tells everyone not to take the internet seriously - yet he has 36,000 posts. Also, he says lol. You win regardless, Defleshuary & Dr. B1LL.


Considering I've been posting here for years, your logic really doesn't make sense.


And since I say a word that means everything I say is false? Yeaaaaaaaaah.

You fail.

[Dr. B1LL]

Don't worry about dr0ne, he tells everyone not to take the internet seriously - yet he has 36,000 posts. Also, he says lol. You win regardless, Defleshuary & Dr. B1LL.

Yeah, I realized that. I'm not going to reply to any more of his posts. I tried adding him to my ignore list (which would make this thread a lot better) but he's a mod/admin so I can't. I was really just typing to see if his fat ass would respond or not. Pretty funny how he responded too.

[dr0ne]

:) I am like...God and shit.

[Miscreant]

Kids kids....I'm going to separate you guys and put each of you in time out.

[Dr. B1LL]

Kids kids....I'm going to separate you guys and put each of you in time out.

Only if you spank us first

[Miscreant]

Only if you spank us first

Gawd that is thoooo thexthy

[Nihilist]

Considering I've been posting here for years, your logic really doesn't make sense.
I have been too. Longer than you. Do I have as many posts as you? Or even close to? No.

My logic makes perfect sense.

You fail.

[dr0ne]

I have been too. Longer than you. Do I have as many posts as you? Or even close to? No.

My logic makes perfect sense.

You fail.

You don't regularly post here, so yes, my logic makes perfect sense. Dickstain.

[The Human Artifact]

3 bands have been added to the prefest on july 19th

UNCLENSED (TX)
SEXCREMENT (MASS)
FULLY CONSUMED (OH)

2 MORE BANDS ADDED TO PREFEST

ALSO

SURIKAN CADAVERIC ENTWINEMENT (FEATURING JAY AND JORDAN FROM LUST OF DECAY) HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE CIM LINEUP 1 MORE BAND WILL BE ADDED...STAY SICK...

[Nihilist]

You don't regularly post here, so yes, my logic makes perfect sense. Dickstain.
I post every day. Not 30 times a day. Check the Decrepit Birth forum.

Dickstain.

[dr0ne]

I post every day. Not 30 times a day. Check the Decrepit Birth forum.

Dickstain.

Using my insult makes anything you said void, try again and be creative this time guy.

[TURDS]

"leave your ego at the door step"......... :oddyel:

[Nihilist]

Using my insult makes anything you said void, try again and be creative this time guy.
Haha, that was an insult?

You're resorting to this because I proved you wrong. You're a loser that spends far too much time on the internet, alright? You tried resorting to the fact that you've been posting for years on here, but so have I. You lost that one. THEN, you tried to pull the "oh ur not a regular lol" card on me, but that failed also.

I'm right, you're wrong, get over it. You aren't cool because of your post count.

I remember you posting about how you went to Ozzfest. Oh wait, wasn't the General Discussion board an Ozzfest board before? Aren't you a regular there, and weren't you a regular before, when it WAS an Ozzfest board? HEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE.

You lose.

[dr0ne]

Because I was away playing a gig several hundred km's away which involved driving there and back. OH NOES 3 DAYS, I DIDN'T POST, LOL NOOB!!!!!!!!!! To tell you the truth, I forgot about it. anyway, where are you going with this? Saying that you're a regular, and I'm not? Yeah, we know.

I'm the dumbass? You haven't addressed any of my points, let alone tried to counter them, instead relying on your shitty little derivative "insults" to carry on this argument. Nice one, d00d, you're still a loser. Oh yeah, how was Ozzfest?

You don't have a job by any chance, do you?

oooooooohohohoho this is FUN!

You're the one replying guy, where are YOU going with this? lol

And use miles, only faggots use kms, douche.

and lol, that Ozzfest was like 2 years ago, you can do better than that.

[Nihilist]

You're pretty dense aren't you. YOU just replied.

You're also proving my point about your shitty little insults. Only faggots use the metric system? That's like.. everyone that isn't American. Gee, what a surprise.

...Ozzfest.

[dr0ne]

I MUST REPLY TO EVERYTHING!

[ten_second_infinity]

And use miles, only faggots use kms, douche.

Americans are stupid..

and lol, that Ozzfest was like 2 years ago, you can do better than that.

Time doesn't matter, you still went, and it's not surprising.


:emot-danc

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

You don't regularly post here, so yes, my logic makes perfect sense. Dickstain.
By regularly, do you mean every single second of your time spent awake? If that is what you mean by posting regularly, then yes he does not post regularly. Then again, I would rather have a life than post that regularly.

[Defleshuary]

By regularly, do you mean every single second of your time spent awake? If that is what you mean by posting regularly, then yes he does not post regularly. Then again, I would rather have a life than post that regularly.

Oh so very true.

[dr0ne]

Time doesn't matter, you still went, and it's not surprising.


:emot-danc

OKay? lol I don't care, I'd like to see what you listened to 2-3 years ago.

By regularly, do you mean every single second of your time spent awake? If that is what you mean by posting regularly, then yes he does not post regularly. Then again, I would rather have a life than post that regularly.

Posting regularly is atleast once a day, if you post once a week or so you are just some asshat who burns time here when you're bored. Learn the diff kid.

[Defleshuary]

Posting regularly is atleast once a day, if you post once a week or so you are just some asshat who burns time here when you're bored. Learn the diff kid.

So, he shouldn't have a life and take this board waaaaaaay too seriously?

[Nihilist]

OK, so posting regulary is atleast once a day. According to your profile, on average, you post 34.66 times a day.

...you walked right into that one.

[Defleshuary]

34.66 times a day?!?! Jesus, I thought my 9 was terrible.

[ten_second_infinity]

OKay? lol I don't care, I'd like to see what you listened to 2-3 years ago.

The same music I listen to now.

Posting regularly is atleast once a day, if you post once a week or so you are just some asshat who burns time here when you're bored. Learn the diff kid.

What if you post several times a week, but not on every single day of the week?
Who made up this definition?

[dr0ne]

The same music I listen to now.

I beeeeeet, whatever makes you feel tr00 there brah. lol

What if you post several times a week, but not on every single day of the week?Who made up this definition?

God, now do as I say bitchtits.

34.66 times a day?!?! Jesus, I thought my 9 was terrible.

I have explained this waaaay too many times already, so I don't care.

OK, so posting regulary is atleast once a day. According to your profile, on average, you post 34.66 times a day.

...you walked right into that one.

Walked into what? lol You didn't prove/disprove anything retard.

So, he shouldn't have a life and take this board waaaaaaay too seriously?

Your logic is so completely fucked, are you mentally challenged or something? I'm being 100% serious here.

[Defleshuary]

Yes, me weetard, me no understand thinking. pleez mr internet help me b allsome like u. Pleez, i want no how 2 b regoolar post master like u. pleez? I need ur logick skillz.

[dr0ne]

This is getting old.

[Defleshuary]

Nah, it's not getting. It's been there for a long time.

[dr0ne]

So why do you continue to post?

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Posting regularly is atleast once a day, if you post once a week or so you are just some asshat who burns time here when you're bored. Learn the diff kid.
Someone can bathe once every four months. If they bathe every four months, although they may not be bathing every day, they are still bathing regularly. Likewise a person who posts here once a week is still posting regularly. Just not as frequently as other people. There is a difference between the frequency of posting and posting regularly asshole. And if they just burn time when they are bored, that surely is far more healthy than being on here 24/7, posting furiously due to the fact that you have no life outside of your mom's basement. Some advice: every few days, switch off your computer and step away from the keyboard. That way you can experience the world around you. It is truly a beautiful world.

[dr0ne]

I'm not reading that till you learn how to use the word "bath" correctly.

[ten_second_infinity]

I beeeeeet, whatever makes you feel tr00 there brah. lol

Just because you just recently stopped listening to nu-metal, doesn't mean everyone else has as well. I have no reason to lie to some dude on the internet.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

I'm not reading that till you learn how to use the word "bath" correctly.
There, I corrected my spelling mistake. Now you just have to correct your misconception about the meaning of posting regularly.

[dr0ne]

Just because you just recently stopped listening to nu-metal, doesn't mean everyone else has as well. I have no reason to lie to some dude on the internet.


Like I said guy, I TOTALLY believe you, it's okay, you don't have to prove yourself anymore, I believe you!!!!!!


Someone can bathe once every four months. If they bathe every four months, although they may not be bathing every day, they are still bathing regularly. Likewise a person who posts here once a week is still posting regularly. Just not as frequently as other people. There is a difference between the frequency of posting and posting regularly asshole. And if they just burn time when they are bored, that surely is far more healthy than being on here 24/7, posting furiously due to the fact that you have no life outside of your mom's basement. Some advice: every few days, switch off your computer and step away from the keyboard. That way you can experience the world around you. It is truly a beautiful world.

ughhhh, whatever floats your boat, I couldn't give two shits less to be honest.


and lol I am a full-time student and I go to shows out the ass, having "a life" is something I don't need help with, I just choose to be a postwhore on here.

[Defleshuary]

So why do you continue to post?

Because I'm bored as shit and have no life once the school and/or work day is done. Figured that was blatant.

[ten_second_infinity]

mushroomhead ftw

[dr0ne]

mushroomhead ftw


Believing in Satanism ftw.....LAWL.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Because I'm bored as shit and have no life once the school and/or work day is done. Figured that was blatant.
Take up archery. Great sport, and you get to meet some seriously hot chicks... as well as some old people with rather interesting lives. :emot-LOL:

[Nihilist]

dr0ne just got into death metal, so he doesn't like Ozzfest anymore

[dr0ne]

lol c'mon, you don't even know me. I went through that "GRR HATE EVRTHING BUT DETHMETUL" phase in middle school, excuse me for not being angsty like you nerds.

[ten_second_infinity]

Believing in Satanism ftw.....LAWL.

What's funny? Elaborate, please.

[dr0ne]

What's funny? Elaborate, please.

What's not funny about it all? You for one believe in a religion, and two you're rooting for the losing team.


Shit's nuts, and pretty dick-in-ass gay.

[ten_second_infinity]

What's not funny about it all? You for one believe in a religion, and two you're rooting for the losing team.


Shit's nuts, and pretty dick-in-ass gay.

First it's not a religion, more of a philosophy, or a "social organization." which it says on this site. "BUT RELIGION IZASOCIAL ORGANZIATION"
http://www.satanicusa.com/ Read that, then talk. It's not the "traditional" or "LaVeyan" satanism that you think about. If you even know what those are. Losing team? We're all on the losing team.
You know what's pretty "dick-in-ass gay?"
Listening to Mushroomhead.

[dr0ne]

First it's not a religion, more of a philosophy, or a "social organization." which it says on this site. "BUT RELIGION IZASOCIAL ORGANZIATION"
http://www.satanicusa.com/ Read that, then talk. It's not the "traditional" or "LaVeyan" satanism that you think about. If you even know what those are. Losing team? We're all on the losing team.
You know what's pretty "dick-in-ass gay?"
Listening to Mushroomhead.


Bla bla bla mommy and daddy didn't hug me enough to I resort to Satan.


I don't care, religion is a joke, and supporting Satan is an even bigger joke. Stop hating the world kid, it's not all death metal and Lucifer out there.

[Of Divine Nature]

seriously, even the concept of having a "religion" is fucking retarded. we're all fucked in the end, so why bother "believing" in something or following some set of codes that people create for you. way to join the masses and be weak like everyone that needs shit like that to have a grip on life.

but yeah, if i cared about religion, god ftw, fuck burning and shit. sounds lame.

[ten_second_infinity]

Bla bla bla mommy and daddy didn't hug me enough to I resort to Satan.


I don't care, religion is a joke, and supporting Satan is an even bigger joke. Stop hating the world kid, it's not all death metal and Lucifer out there.

I don't give a shit about 'mommy and daddy' You obviously didn't even look at the fucking site. You're a joke, guy, how old are you? All you do is start shit on here and you don't even look at replies, you just give little elementary responses saying "you don't give a fuck" when you take the time out of your dayd to talk as much shit as you do.

[ten_second_infinity]

seriously, even the concept of having a "religion" is fucking retarded. we're all fucked in the end, so why bother "believing" in something or following some set of codes that people create for you. way to join the masses and be weak like everyone that needs shit like that to have a grip on life.

but yeah, if i cared about religion, god ftw, fuck burning and shit. sounds lame.

You ignorant piece of shit.


:emot-LMAO

[dr0ne]

I don't give a shit about 'mommy and daddy' You obviously didn't even look at the fucking site. You're a joke, guy, how old are you? All you do is start shit on here and you don't even look at replies, you just give little elementary responses saying "you don't give a fuck" when you take the time out of your dayd to talk as much shit as you do.


I am not interested in reading in your bullshit fairytale beliefs, maybe if you presented me with links to shit that was actually factual and real then I would take the time and read it.

Learning about the devil is mad gay, I feel semi homosexual just for talking to you about such stupidity.

[Of Divine Nature]

You ignorant piece of shit.


:emot-LMAO

whatever you need to tell yourself mr. satanist.

[Nihilist]

lol c'mon, you don't even know me. I went through that "GRR HATE EVRTHING BUT DETHMETUL" phase in middle school, excuse me for not being angsty like you nerds.
Haha, loser. U DUN KNOW ME.

I think dr0ne has a mild superiority complex. You know that is generally a neurotic mechanism of compensation, right? He also seems to be a touch homophobic.

Which explains going to Ozzfest. I bet he likes NASCAR too.

[ten_second_infinity]

I am not interested in reading in your bullshit fairytale beliefs, maybe if you presented me with links to shit that was actually factual and real then I would take the time and read it.

Learning about the devil is mad gay, I feel semi homosexual just for talking to you about such stupidity.

Factual? Are you fucking retarded?
Just read the paragraph, (I know you can do it, droney.)
I want to meet you at Maryland Deathfest, I hope you're not a jew like you are on here.

[ten_second_infinity]

Haha, loser. U DUN KNOW ME.

I think dr0ne has a mild superiority complex. You know that is generally a neurotic mechanism of compensation, right? He also seems to be a touch homophobic.

Which explains going to Ozzfest. I bet he likes NASCAR too.

You don't love watching 80 cars do 500 laps around an oval?
Well I never.

[dr0ne]

Factual? Are you fucking retarded?
Just read the paragraph, (I know you can do it, droney.)
I want to meet you at Maryland Deathfest, I hope you're not a jew like you are on here.

Religion
isn't
real

Wake up and smell the burning crosses guy, it's f.a.k.e.


And I'll be too busy having a blast to talk with some dude on the internet while in MD, so keep your Satanic pamphlets at home, I'm not interested.

Haha, loser. U DUN KNOW ME.

I think dr0ne has a mild superiority complex. You know that is generally a neurotic mechanism of compensation, right? He also seems to be a touch homophobic.

Which explains going to Ozzfest. I bet he likes NASCAR too.


Well...it's true isn't it? You know very little about me and the best comeback you have is that I went to Ozzfest YEARS ago....your argument is slowly failing junior, get something new and fresh.

And I know I am better than you, it's fact, and I probably have a bigger penis than you, and I love gays, so fuck you Rush Limbaugh.






And Nascar sucks, that's more of an Alabama thing than Texas, we fuck our sisters and ride bulls all day long, get it right.

[Defleshuary]

This is still going? Incredible.

[Dr. B1LL]

This is still going? Incredible.

[Nihilist]

This is still going? Incredible.
Yeah, you should join in again - it's great fun! He never gives up.

dr0ne, I don't need to say much more than "you went to Ozzfest", I win by default every time.

[dr0ne]

Yeah, you should join in again - it's great fun! He never gives up.

dr0ne, I don't need to say much more than "you went to Ozzfest", I win by default every time.

hypocrite much?

[Nihilist]

Yes ok

[Crucified Coma]

Too much shit to read in this thread, but making fun of someone for going to Ozzfest is pretty pathetic, considering some of the bands that have played it.

"You're gay!! You went to see Slayer and Judas Priest open for Black Sabbath!! FAGGOT!!! And then you went again and saw Sabbath and Maiden!! POSER!!"

[Defleshuary]

Not often I'll agree with Coma, but he is right.

Outside of the Ozzfest shit though, this conversation is hi-larious!

[Nihilist]

4 decent bands out of 600000000000 isn't cool.

He's not a fuckwit for going to Ozzfest, of course. He's just a fuckwit in general. It's more the fact that I remember everyone on the Ozzfest board wanking over the bands playing there, not said bands.

I'm just having fun, seeing all the l33t retorts.

[deathmetaldoll]

I don't really dig them. Not the best vocals. But I will be seeing them

[Whee of the Dead]

I needed something to do for 20 minutes and I just read this thread. Thumbs up to everyone involved.

[Handicapitation]

Remember when this was a thread about Mortician?

[scartr3k]

Yeah, I guess I'll make an attempt and try to bring it back to that...

Saw them a couple years ago. Here in AZ when the Mason Jar still existed. There was only about 20 people there, rather upsetting, and even though I'm not too big on the death metal scene... they knew what the fuck they were doing. The pits consisted of about five short muscley guys slamming into eachother, and that's all I really remember, aside from all the hair flying around. If you haven't already, I'd recommend seeing them. Much better than Cannibal Corpse, no matter how many fuckin' people show up to see that mess.

[ten_second_infinity]

CRUCIFIED
You going to Maryland Deathfest?

[Crucified Coma]

Yeah.

[ten_second_infinity]

woot woot

[PrenatalButchery]

wow i dont know why i just read this thread