Alright, so I tell Sandy...

[Let's Grindcore!]

...that I wanna have a ménage-à-trois with her and her room-mate.
And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect:
First of all, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the premises.
At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate, to apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events.
The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy, even as part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in the unusual request.
A few days go by, and a call is placed at a time when Sandy is known to be busy at work. Once the initial awkwardness is relieved with a little playful humor, which she of course cannot resist, an invitation to a friendly dinner is proffered.

[built to blast]

ummmmmmmm?

[Crucified Coma]

ummmmmmmm?
Not a Seinfeld fan?!

[built to blast]

ha yeah, but my mind was on grind!!

[scumbag]

im fucking shitty that raymond is on now at 6 on ten. bring seinfeld back, its their rightful spot.

[Party's Over!]

im fucking shitty that raymond is on now at 6 on ten. bring seinfeld back, its their rightful spot.

At least it isn't repeats of "The Nanny"

[scumbag]

Id honestly rather the nanny to raymond.

all jokes in that series basically follow the structure of:
ray plans something, Debra has plans, they disagree, Parents come over (They live accross the street omglololololol) make everything worse.

teh funneh.

[built to blast]

please not the fucking Nanny!!

[scumbag]

haha, im in NO WAY saying that its good.

[t_rex]

ummmmmmmm?

Quoting this since it's the first time I've seen you post without !! on the end hahahaah. :emot-nod:

[Let's Grindcore!]

all jokes in that series basically follow the structure of:
ray plans something, Debra has plans, they disagree, Parents come over (They live accross the street omglololololol) make everything worse.

teh funneh.
hahahah precisely. I fucking hate that show! I reckon Ray must be one of the most annoying characters on TV. At least the Nanny has Niles' smart-arse comments, but I think I'd rather scratch my balls for half an hour than watch either show!




Jackie: So we got an attractive woman, wearin' a bra, no top, walkin'
around in broad daylight... She's flouting society's conventions!
Kramer: She was flouting...
Jackie: It's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious,
outrageous!
Kramer: And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
Jackie: Could you repeat that?
Kramer: I said she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
Jackie: O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat. It's delicious, scrumtious, outstanding.

:emot-part

[scumbag]

<3

also, would you be slophole or cranium on ms?

[Party's Over!]

Who buy's an umbrella anyway? You can get them free in coffee shops out of those metal cans near the door.

[Let's Grindcore!]

<3

also, would you be slophole or cranium on ms?
I be the Slophole. :emot-danc heheh these icons are funny




You got room for the pigman right?
The pigman can take the bus.
If the pigman had a car he'd give you a ride.
How do you know that? What if the pigman had a two-seater?
*looks at Jerry and chuckles* Be realistic George...

[BradSFHS]

APPRECIATES!!!

i've been hitting up Blockbuster again recently and i think i'm up to my 6th Seinfeld DVD hired in the last 2 weeks :)

[rebecca]

the fresh prince still rules you all...

And arrested development season #3 is out now!!! :emot-wors

[immortalshadow666]

I preferred it when Futurama was on Ten at 7pm weeknights. Bender <3

[clarky]

the fresh prince still rules you all...

And arrested development season #3 is out now!!! :emot-wors

cheers for reminding me i might go out and buy that today..

[Christoph]

"For our next meal, do you think we should come here, or should we go someplace else? It has its pros and cons. On the one hand, here you're guaranteed a great meal. On the other hand..."
"Yeah, yeah, I know, this would be good but it would be the same. But if we go someplace else it would be different, but it might not be as good. It's a gamble. I get it!"

[Let's Noise!]

How good is Peterman...

"...it gives me a chance to tell you about my latest trip to Burma, where I discovered a most unusual corduroy."

Peterman: I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell of opium. It was 1979. I was travelling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown, all of the clothing traders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. "Just a taste," he said. That was all it took. Elaine: Mr. Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. I am not addicted to anything.
Peterman: Oh, Elaine. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price? Your soul.

"You there on the motorbike! Sell me one of your melons!"

"And there, tucked into the river's bend, was the object of my search. The Chiang Mai river market. Fabrics and spices traded under a starlit sky... It was there that I discovered the Pamplona Beret. Sizes 7 1/2 to 8 3/4. Price: $35."

"I WON'T HAVE YOU TURNING MY OFFICE INTO A DEN OF INIQUITY!!"

[Party's Over!]

"You speak Burmese?"

"No Elaine, That was gibberish."

[BradSFHS]

HAPPY FESTIVUS!!! (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=173958)

[Let's Noise!]

^ hahahah I haven't said the words "Merry Christmas" to a single person this year... any time anyone has said it I've responded with "Happy Festivus".

[Christoph]

^ hahahah I haven't said the words "Merry Christmas" to a single person this year... any time anyone has said it I've responded with "Happy Festivus".

You really are a dedicated nerd aren't you? haha.

I am batman

[immortalshadow666]

^ hahahah I haven't said the words "Merry Christmas" to a single person this year... any time anyone has said it I've responded with "Happy Festivus".

Me too. Anyone that's my friend, I simply wish Merry 365 days per year.

[Let's Noise!]

You really are a dedicated nerd aren't you? haha.

I am batman
hahah Well, there's that, and I also don't like the idea of wishing someone a merry anything that is associated with christianity... so, Festivus it is!

[immortalshadow666]

I just think the words are so fucking meaningless.

[Party's Over!]

^ hahahah I haven't said the words "Merry Christmas" to a single person this year... any time anyone has said it I've responded with "Happy Festivus".

Do you think everyone got it? Or maybe someone you said it to was so out of the loop that they had no idea.

[Let's Noise!]

Do you think everyone got it? Or maybe someone you said it to was so out of the loop that they had no idea.
I think quite a few people had no idea what I meant but just smiled and nodded anyway so they didn't seem stupid hahahah

[Vomitizer]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6795/seinfeld2020kramer20scrte7.gif

[Let's Noise!]

hohohohoho a couple of amusing moments at work today...

1. Got a new girl who just started, someone mentioned I listen to "grunge music", which is what my co-workers call it, and the new girl says "Is that stuff like Manowar?", at which point I "LOL'd".

2. Using the boss's computer at the moment, went onto google and ya know when you click on the search bar and the menu thing comes up underneath that shows what has been recently typed in? One of the entries was "genital herpes". Awesome. Had to be a bit more discreet about this one, but I certainly "LOL'd" on the inside.

[Maggot Vessle]

Manowar and Herpes, sounds like your working at the Waken Metal Festival.

[rebecca]

hahaha!

[Christoph]

Manowar and Herpes, sounds like your working at the Waken Metal Festival.


hahahaha!!!!!!

[Let's Noise!]

hey Nik,

Love the band name but we can't have grindcore bands at the PB, it's too full-on for that little room.

cheers

hahahah Fags!

[rebecca]

what's the PB?

[Let's Noise!]

Public Bar Hotel... some place kinda near the Arthouse that I was checkin out for gigs... guess it won't be happening until I form an acoustic folk band though :(

[clarky]

serious? thats fkn gay
ive seen clagg play there before with a bunch of double stacks.