The Morning Crew

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
morning Were you about to call me an asshole!?

[Psychobilly]

http://www.moviebazaar.de/filmfull.jpg

"Why you slimey little scum bag! I've got your name, i've got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! NOW GET ON YOUR FEET!"

Damn, I havent watched that movie in awhile.

[Kristin]

Morning everyone!

I heard something interesting on the radio this morning, but I can't find the website.
It's supposed to be "Takeoneforyourcountry.com" and it's a site where women have one night stands with the service men being shipped off.
Interesting, but I cannot find it! :o

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Were you about to call me an asshole!?

Why would I do that?

[Juggla]

Good morning everyone. Damn this White Choclate Berry cappuciano from 7-1 is good.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
Why would I do that? Relax Michele. I was inspired by Full Metal Jacket

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Relax Michele. I was inspired by Full Metal Jacket

haha, sorry, I haven't watched it a 1,000 times like you and my husband.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
haha, sorry, I haven't watched it a 1,000 times like you and my husband. Well what do we have here? A fucking comedian!

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Well what do we have here? A fucking comedian!

I tryhttp://www.smnnews.com/board/images/icons/icon10.gif

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
I tryhttp://www.smnnews.com/board/images/icons/icon10.gif Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

Major, You're the BEST!!!!!

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
Major, You're the BEST!!!!! Well. No shit

[JennyLuv]

good morning

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by JennyLuv
good morning

Hey JennyLuv, how's it going?

[majorhavoc]

That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?

[JennyLuv]

Originally posted by Himsa420
Hey JennyLuv, how's it going?

i'm good, how is everyone?

[majorhavoc]

I'm asking the fucking questions here, do you understand?!?!

[buttrz]

Good morning, retards.

[majorhavoc]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[JennyLuv]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

LOL! Hi major. How are you? What are you doing today? Have I asked enough questions?

[Psychobilly]

Major, you ever seen that Sgt Hartman sound board. It's a little program that just puts up a screen, and then you hit the buttons for various quotes from the movie.

[buttrz]

http://www.linux.ime.usp.br/~abpaula/southpark/404_timmy.gif

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Major, you ever seen that Sgt Hartman sound board. It's a little program that just puts up a screen, and then you hit the buttons for various quotes from the movie. Yes I have. I have it bookmarked

[majorhavoc]

bump

[Himsa420]

Good Morning!!!
Bleeding Through tonight!!! WOOT!!!

[JennyLuv]

good morning

[majorhavoc]

8 days

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
8 days

yep, almost there

[JennyLuv]

I saw that, congrats in a few days major.

[buttrz]

Damn. I forgot to say good morning to everyone. I'd hate to seem like a bitch. :D

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Damn. I forgot to say good morning to everyone. I'd hate to seem like a bitch. :D you don't seem like one, you just are

[MyLastSerenade]

heya

[buttrz]

Originally posted by MyLastSerenade
heya

Why hello there. How YOU doin'?

[MyLastSerenade]

ok. its nice out. i got a test later and im missing NEMHCF

[majorhavoc]

shake it like a polaroid picture

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
shake it like a polaroid picture

Please don't major. If a butterfly in Brazil can cause a tsunami, just think what damage you would cause.

[SOR_Joop]

Hey, how is everyone? I have "Duality" stuck in my head... I'm really looking forward to the new Slipknot CD. Well, I'm off to Advertising. Um... the kid sitting next to me says we're all pee-pee touchers. Well, seeya in about.... 45.

[MyLastSerenade]

*pokes joop in the stomach*

cmon pop n' fresh

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Please don't major. If a butterfly in Brazil can cause a tsunami, just think what damage you would cause. WTF?

[buttrz]

Originally posted by SOR_Joop
Um... the kid sitting next to me says we're all pee-pee touchers.

So? Is there something wrong with that?

[comptonasssammy]

pervs

[buttrz]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
pervs

I don't think you have much room to talk, boy.

[comptonasssammy]

Originally posted by buttrz
I don't think you have much room to talk, boy.

how so! my girlfriend is only 17!

[majorhavoc]

I thought she turned 18 last month?

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I thought she turned 18 last month?

He's got so many ho's he can't keep up with them all. And here I thought Sammy was a good boy. That was part of his charm.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
He's got so many ho's he can't keep up with them all. And here I thought Sammy was a good boy. That was part of his charm. Yeah, no shit

[comptonasssammy]

Originally posted by buttrz
He's got so many ho's he can't keep up with them all. And here I thought Sammy was a good boy. That was part of his charm.

shell be 18 in 2 weeks! and she is my only ho! im pretty relationship oriented yo!

[majorhavoc]

for some reason I thought it was last month

[buttrz]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
shell be 18 in 2 weeks! and she is my only ho! im pretty relationship oriented yo!

Is this the same little teeny-bopper from before, or did you just go through 3rd period picking out women?

[majorhavoc]

MXC rules!

[comptonasssammy]

Originally posted by buttrz
Is this the same little teeny-bopper from before, or did you just go through 3rd period picking out women?

same one babe! weve been together for 3 months, well if you count the week she broke up wit me for no reason! but all is well right now! aint been this happy for a very very long time!

[buttrz]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
same one babe! weve been together for 3 months, well if you count the week she broke up wit me for no reason! but all is well right now! aint been this happy for a very very long time!

LOL. Obviously. I've never seen so many exclamation points in one paragraph.

Too...much....happiness. My head will explode soon. Good thing I go home in 55 minutes.

[SOR_Joop]

Originally posted by MyLastSerenade
*pokes joop in the stomach*

cmon pop n' fresh

*hee-hee* ...Or is it hoo-hoo? I forget.

Originally posted by buttrz
So? Is there something wrong with that?

No, nothing at all.

[SOR_Joop]

Originally posted by buttrz
LOL. Obviously. I've never seen so many exclamation points in one paragraph.

Too...much....happiness. My head will explode soon. Good thing I go home in 55 minutes.

I take it you'v never read Mad Magazine... That's the only form of punctuation they use.

[comptonasssammy]

Originally posted by buttrz
LOL. Obviously. I've never seen so many exclamation points in one paragraph.

Too...much....happiness. My head will explode soon. Good thing I go home in 55 minutes.

sorry babe! im very happy in my band, in my relationship and life in general! plus i got the early morning ass this morninig! her parents let me stay over there all the time....score \m/!

[SOR_Joop]

Psychobilly, your sig pic rules. I remember that picture on the cover of the Free Times a few months back.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by SOR_Joop
I take it you'v never read Mad Magazine... That's the only form of punctuation they use.

Nope. But I watch Mad TV all the time. Does that count?

[SOR_Joop]

Originally posted by buttrz
Nope. But I watch Mad TV all the time. Does that count?

Well, since punctuation is fairly uncommon in television, I have to say no, but I'll give you points for effort.

[comptonasssammy]

stewart voice*** "look what i can do"

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by SOR_Joop
Psychobilly, your sig pic rules. I remember that picture on the cover of the Free Times a few months back.

Thanks. I might have to find that mag, I wanted a bigger pic.





HEY BUTTERZ, dont leave yet, I got a big suprise for everyone later (around noon).

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly

HEY BUTTERZ, dont leave yet, I got a big suprise for everyone later (around noon).

AAACKKKK!!! Why wait? I'm here for 39 more minutes. Can't you hurry. Please?!?!? *pouts* Pretty pretty please?!?!?!

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
AAACKKKK!!! Why wait? I'm here for 39 more minutes. Can't you hurry. Please?!?!? *pouts* Pretty pretty please?!?!?!

ah geeze, ya had to give me the puppydog eyes didnt you?! OK, check the main page in a few minutes.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
ah geeze, ya had to give me the puppydog eyes didnt you?! OK, check the main page in a few minutes.

Of course. I have to use whatever works. I simply must get my way.

[Himsa420]

ok, now I'm curious. I have to go to a meeting at noon, hurry

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Himsa420
ok, now I'm curious. I have to go to a meeting at noon, hurry

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Must be a chick thing. I have absolutely no patience whatsoever.

[Psychobilly]

So you're gonna be really pissed if it turns out to be nothing huh?

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by buttrz
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Must be a chick thing. I have absolutely no patience whatsoever.

patience is not one of my strong points, plus I'm seeing Bleeding Through tonight so I wish the day would just end already. I'm a bit antsy.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
So you're gonna be really pissed if it turns out to be nothing huh?

:D Nah. I'm used to that. I get so excited over surprises that I get too built up. It never ends up meeting my expectations. I'm like a damn kid.

[Psychobilly]

It's up, and I gotta run till noon. See ya.

[majorhavoc]

bump

4 days

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
bump

4 days

duh duh DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[majorhavoc]

YAY

[Psychobilly]

it aint so bad, i'm liking it so far

[majorhavoc]

All the planning and shit is driving me crazy. I just can't wait for the day to get here and be done. I just wanna go on vacation and fuck my wife

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
All the planning and shit is driving me crazy. I just can't wait for the day to get here and be done. I just wanna go on vacation and fuck my wife

Yeah it was hell trying to get all the shit together in time, and still didnt get to do some things we wanted. Then we had to wait a couple weeks for the honey-moon. But at least you get presents and money!

[majorhavoc]

Presents and money are wonderful. But when you have a relative, on her side, that stole money from his own brother's wedding, makes me nervous. Plus he is bringing his girlfriend who stole her own father's truck

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Presents and money are wonderful. But when you have a relative, on her side, that stole money from his own brother's wedding, makes me nervous. Plus he is bringing his girlfriend who stole her own father's truck

Well what the fuck did you invite them for?

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Well what the fuck did you invite them for? It's her nephew. We were pressuming he would decline the invite but he didn't. Now we have someone watching the gift table

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
It's her nephew. We were pressuming he would decline the invite but he didn't. Now we have someone watching the gift table

Never assume shit like that. He steals from weddings. Why on earth would he decline a potential source of more income?

It's your wedding. I would've said fuck him.

[majorhavoc]

well she got in my shit about hoping he doesn't come

[Psychobilly]

I'd have someone stationed by the gift/money box with a shotgun.

[majorhavoc]

We have people in place to watch

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
I'd have someone stationed by the gift/money box with a shotgun.

Fucking redneck.

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
Fucking redneck.

You're point, Ele May?

[majorhavoc]

I think the card box is the kind where it is hard to tamper with

[JennyLuv]

morning

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I think the card box is the kind where it is hard to tamper with

You can buy or rent ones with locks on them.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
You can buy or rent ones with locks on them. I know. I'll have to look at the box.

[karhunee]

Hav.....and how long til the blessed event???? I've lost count. Been very busy.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by karhunee
Hav.....and how long til the blessed event???? I've lost count. Been very busy. 4 days

[karhunee]

Bummer!! Where's the honeymoon gonna be? Or won't you tell in case some of us want to crash it.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by karhunee
Bummer!! Where's the honeymoon gonna be? Or won't you tell in case some of us want to crash it. Outer Banks of NC

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
4 days

So, the 8th? How neat. My 5th anniversary is the 15th. I don't feel old enough for that.

Oh, and how rude sending me shit without a return address. I had my mother in law lick it to make sure it wasn't anthrax before I opened it.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
So, the 8th? How neat. My 5th anniversary is the 15th. I don't feel old enough for that.

Oh, and how rude sending me shit without a return address. I had my mother in law lick it to make sure it wasn't anthrax before I opened it. I didn't send them out; she did.

[majorhavoc]

would you like a return address now?

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
would you like a return address now?

Yeah. Karhunee offered me $50 for it. :D

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Yeah. Karhunee offered me $50 for it. :D LOL. Ok

[karhunee]

Ha ha buttrz.......I may not know where he lives, but I know where he works....been there many times. Well, not actually in his building but down the street.

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
So, the 8th? How neat. My 5th anniversary is the 15th. I don't feel old enough for that.


You're only as old as you feel. Now bend over so I can cop a squeeze and guess your age.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
You're only as old as you feel. Now bend over so I can cop a squeeze and guess your age.

There will be time for that soon enough. Joe can't stay awake forever. ;)

79 more days.

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
There will be time for that soon enough. Joe can't stay awake forever. ;)


Yeah roofies are a wonderful thing arent they. Got my own room reserved too. ;)

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Yeah roofies are a wonderful thing arent they. Got my own room reserved too. ;)

How funny is it going to be when I meet your wife in about a year and a half and she asks why her kid looks so much like my kid?

[Psychobilly]

uuuummmmm.......

You're mailman is a distant relative of mine. Yeah, that's it, that's the story.

[majorhavoc]

shit, fuck. My last day of work as a single man

[Psychobilly]

The funeral dirge playing in your head yet?

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
The funeral dirge playing in your head yet? LOL. Nah! Give me a another day or two

[JennyLuv]

morning

[Psychobilly]

advance pic of Havoc's wedding party:
http://www.clowns-international.co.uk/albums/RJ-CrazyM-Wedding/DSC01993.jpg

[majorhavoc]

Thanks man

[HeReTiK]

yyoyo

[Himsa420]

morning guys. I haven't been on since Friday...did I miss anything interesting?

[majorhavoc]

no

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
no

yeah, didn't think so

[buttrz]

What up, my peeps?

Am I crazy for thinking I can drive 3.5 hours to Cincy, watch a ball game, drive 3.5 hours back, and still go to work tomorrow?

[majorhavoc]

Where were you yesterday?

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Where were you yesterday?

me?

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
me? Yes, in the morning

[buttrz]

I was here. I must have just been ignoring you. :p

[RATM99266]

KENNY BLACKENSHIP IS A PIMP!!!

[buttrz]

Originally posted by RATM99266
KENNY BLACKENSHIP IS A PIMP!!!

Well hell yeah he is!


Someone make this damn day go quicker. I'm leaving in just under 3 hours, and I have a feeling it's going to feel more like a full day. Grrrrrrr.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
I was here. I must have just been ignoring you. :p Whatever

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Whatever

Wanna go watch the Reds tonight? I have an extra ticket.



Damn I need real friends.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Wanna go watch the Reds tonight? I have an extra ticket.



Damn I need real friends. Better send me an e-ticket really fast then.

Actually we are starting to set up for the reception tonight

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Better send me an e-ticket really fast then.

Actually we are starting to set up for the reception tonight

Oh. Have fun with that. I tried to skip a reception, but my mother insisted that it just wouldn't be right not to have one. I was married. I was done. What the hell did we need a reception for. Damn standards.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Oh. Have fun with that. I tried to skip a reception, but my mother insisted that it just wouldn't be right not to have one. I was married. I was done. What the hell did we need a reception for. Damn standards. I know but what's a wedding with out a party?

[MyLastSerenade]

good morning

[HeReTiK]

heya

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I know but what's a wedding with out a party?

Quick?


Mornin' Serenade and heretik.

[HeReTiK]

Mornin' :D


got nothing to do this morning but just sit here and listen to some Finntroll. :D

[buttrz]

Originally posted by HeReTiK
Mornin' :D


got nothing to do this morning but just sit here and listen to some Finntroll. :D

I've got nothing to do but sit here and try to look busy for the next hour and 45 minutes. Then it's off to the Reds game.

[SOR_Joop]

Word to your mothers. I'm at school. Fun stuff.

[majorhavoc]

Just found out my sister from Florida who has cancer will not be able to make it to my wedding. From what I've heard, she ain't doing so well.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Just found out my sister from Florida who has cancer will not be able to make it to my wedding. From what I've heard, she ain't doing so well.

Sorry to hear that. You need Sammy to come kick cancer in the ass for you.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Sorry to hear that. You need Sammy to come kick cancer in the ass for you. That would be nice but it seems like the chemo is not working right. She's getting fluid in her stomach and it has enlarged. Her daughter, my Godchild, is one of the flower girls

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
Oh. Have fun with that. I tried to skip a reception, but my mother insisted that it just wouldn't be right not to have one. I was married. I was done. What the hell did we need a reception for. Damn standards.

I tried it the opposite way. I just wanted to go to a justice of the peace to get the crtificate signed, then off to the party.

[buttrz]

25 more minutes to go. Yay me.

[Psychobilly]

You suck. Think of me working my ass off while you're chomping nachos and hot dogs and watching another embarrasment of Cincinnati sports.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
You suck. Think of me working my ass off while you're chomping nachos and hot dogs and watching another embarrasment of Cincinnati sports. her ass will only get bigger. ANd when she tries to get out of her seat, she will be stuck

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
You suck. Think of me working my ass off while you're chomping nachos and hot dogs and watching another embarrasment of Cincinnati sports.

Psh.

Actually, I'm not going to have any fun. I have 2 favorite players and they're both out (Kearns and LaRue). I guess I'll have to cheer for Dunn and Casey. And of course Joe's upset that Griffey's out, but I can't stand the fucker anyway, so good riddance while it lasts.

Mmmmmmmm, hot dogs. I adore ballgame hot dogs.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
her ass will only get bigger. ANd when she tries to get out of her seat, she will be stuck

That'll just give you more area to choose from when I tell you to kiss my ass.

[Psychobilly]

I'm thinking 3rd inning before BUtterz stands up and yells "TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!"

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Psh.

Actually, I'm not going to have any fun. I have 2 favorite players and they're both out (Kearns and LaRue). I guess I'll have to cheer for Dunn and Casey. And of course Joe's upset that Griffey's out, but I can't stand the fucker anyway, so good riddance while it lasts.

Mmmmmmmm, hot dogs. I adore ballgame hot dogs. Griffey can't help if he gets injured

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
I'm thinking 3rd inning before BUtterz stands up and yells "TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!"

Baseball, I understand. It's football that baffles me. Too bad the crowds are more fun at a football game. I guess you can't have it all.


Originally posted by majorhavoc
Griffey can't help if he gets injured

Griffey stays injured. I think they should've gotten rid of his bubble-shapped ass long ago.

[buttrz]

Ok, I'm gone. If anyone wants a free ticket to the game, I've got an extra one. Just meet me in Cincy at 7. :D

[majorhavoc]

See you on SprtsCenter making an ass outta yourself

[Hangman13]

Its too bad. Griffey could have been the greatest.

[karhunee]

Morning......and it's not a good one. Got called into work at 2 a.m....fucking computers.

[HeReTiK]

hey hey

[Himsa420]

morning

[JennyLuv]

morning

[bloody_kiss_girl]

g'morning

[JennyLuv]

quiet here right now.

[buttrz]

Good morning, assholes. Now everyone wake the fuck up! Bunch of lazy asses.

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
Good morning, assholes. Now everyone wake the fuck up! Bunch of lazy asses.

::rubeyesburpfartscratchsneezesnifflefart::

morning babe

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
::rubeyesburpfartscratchsneezesnifflefart::

morning babe

Haha. Good morning to you, too. Just getting up?

I'm thinking I'm still young. Didn't get in until 1:30 this morning, and still made it to work and don't completely feel like shit. Yay me!

[MyLastSerenade]

morning for another few minutes

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
Haha. Good morning to you, too. Just getting up?

I'm thinking I'm still young. Didn't get in until 1:30 this morning, and still made it to work and don't completely feel like shit. Yay me!

Nope, been here since 7:30. That's "about cow-milkin time" to you folk.

Late nights & day jobs dont mix well. You missed one helluva South Park last night though.

[JennyLuv]

good morning

[JennyLuv]

morning all...again

[El Chupacabra]

Saaaaiiiiling takes me away.

[MyLastSerenade]

morning. cant stay long. got a final at 11 30. only 2 more to go and im done!

[Himsa420]

morning guys

[Psychobilly]

\m/ woot!!! Might have found my ass a house in the country. Got a cornfield across the street, a horse pasture behind me, and no neigbors to be seen. PARTY AT MY HOUSE! Well, after I buy it that is.

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
\m/ woot!!! Might have found my ass a house in the country. Got a cornfield across the street, a horse pasture behind me, and no neigbors to be seen. PARTY AT MY HOUSE! Well, after I buy it that is.

very nice...that's one thing I want is a house in the middle of nowhere, my neighbors are way too close

[Psychobilly]

Yup, i've lived in apartments since I was 6 or so, i'm sick of neighbors. I want privacy and quiet. I cant wait to get some of my buddies nice and drunk and tell them to go piss on the electric fence.

[buttrz]

Country houses are nice. I fell asleep last night watching the lightning bugs blink in my field.

Oh, and Ellen, I didn't read the rest of that thread, but if that little cunt bitches about you being 30 and preaching to teenagers again, I'm going to e-rip her fucking head off. Haven't liked her since she started on here anyway.

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by buttrz
Country houses are nice. I fell asleep last night watching the lightning bugs blink in my field.

Oh, and Ellen, I didn't read the rest of that thread, but if that little cunt bitches about you being 30 and preaching to teenagers again, I'm going to e-rip her fucking head off. Haven't liked her since she started on here anyway.

lol, yeah, it was stupid. I think she realized that. But I'd love to see the e-ripping

[Psychobilly]

CAT FIGHT!! Break out the cherry jello.

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
CAT FIGHT!! Break out the cherry jello.

Buttrz and Aimee could have a ghetto booty match

[Juggla]

Originally posted by Himsa420
Buttrz and Aimee could have a ghetto booty match
Buttrz in 4 games at the "Big Ass World Series". She'd somewhat cleanly sweep Aimee for sure.

[buttrz]

Y'all are all just jealous 'cause you all have white people butt. You can only dream about having an ass that bumps each side walking through a double wide trailer.

[Psychobilly]

I like, big, BUTTS and I cannot lie

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
I like, big, BUTTS and I cannot lie

Well baby, you'll be in love in a couple of months, then.

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
Well baby, you'll be in love in a couple of months, then.

Yup, nothing wrong with teeter-totter sex.

[Himsa420]

well, my car sucks, so i probably won't go to work and I'm bored so bump

[JennyLuv]

morning all

[MyLastSerenade]

morning. i have my last final today at 3 and then im goin home tomorrow woooo!

[buttrz]

Morning.

[JennyLuv]

morning

[buttrz]

G'morning everyone.

[atilla the kunt]

hey look three girls in a row!

I'm only here for a short while though.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by atilla the kunt
hey look three girls in a row!


We just made every guy on this board's fantasy come true. :D

[JennyLuv]

Happy hump day!

[buttrz]

Good morning, everyone.

Is everyone still in bed?

[Goldfoot]

Hey you. Im up.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Goldfoot
Hey you. Im up.

Took your viagra, eh? har dee har har

[majorhavoc]

bump

[buttrz]

Major's back! Yay!!! :rolleyes:

[majorhavoc]

YAY! I'm at home taking a break from cleaing

[RATM99266]

mmmmmmmmmmm.....bacon and eggs

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by RATM99266
mmmmmmmmmmm.....bacon and eggs actually bacon, egg and cheese croissant from BK

[majorhavoc]

place is slow today

[RATM99266]

Since there's nothing going on here, I'm gonna go back to studying for my Java final.

Later

[JennyLuv]

monday, yippie

[Himsa420]

morning guys...it is very dead in here again,blah
good to see you back major

[SpazBastard]

hi all.

[majorhavoc]

thank you, thank you

[Himsa420]

So how was the wedding and honeymoon? Details buddy...come on!

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
So how was the wedding and honeymoon? Details buddy...come on! Everything went great. No foul ups or blunder really. Everyone had fun.

Here we are, my wife and I, checking into the hotel in our wedding atire. The fucking desk clerk asks, "Did you just get married?" No dumb ass!

ANyway, hot sex and dinner followed

Honeymoon was great. Perfect weather. Not a cloud in the sky. It took us 7 hours total to get down there, including eating breakfast at Cracker Barrel.

Huse we rented was right in the beach. Hot tub on the botom deck and lounge chairs on the top deck. Took a ferry to another island and did some shopping, eating and sightseeing. Climbed the Cape Hatteras Lighthouse. It was 257 steps. We slept alot as well and of course we banged a few times

[Himsa420]

very good, glad to hear everything went well

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
very good, glad to hear everything went well Me too. Everyone was saying it was one of the best wedding they have been to. But don't they all say that?

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Me too. Everyone was saying it was one of the best wedding they have been to. But don't they all say that?

haha, probably but still take it as a compliment...they obviously had a great time to even say that

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
haha, probably but still take it as a compliment...they obviously had a great time to even say that Tru dat. BTW, she didn't get pregnant on the honeymoon

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Tru dat. BTW, she didn't get pregnant on the honeymoon

Were you trying to already or are you being a smarty pants?

[majorhavoc]

We were letting nature take its course. I just wanted to make sure people knew

[Himsa420]

bump for my peeps plus I don't have enough replies consuming the first page yet, haha

[majorhavoc]

I farted

[JennyLuv]

morning & thanks for sharing major ;)

[majorhavoc]

you're welcome

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I farted

shocker!
morning guys

[buttrz]

Good morning, everyone. Hope you didn't miss me too bad these past 4 days. :D

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by buttrz
Good morning, everyone. Hope you didn't miss me too bad these past 4 days. :D

I missed you! Actually someone started a post yesterday asking where you and Psychobilly were, haha

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Himsa420
I missed you! Actually someone started a post yesterday asking where you and Psychobilly were, haha

I'll never tell. ;) Let's just say I was in Ohio.

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by buttrz
I'll never tell. ;) Let's just say I was in Ohio.

Isn't that trunk full now?

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Himsa420
Isn't that trunk full now?

I must be having a blond moment. What the hell are you talking about, woman?

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by buttrz
I must be having a blond moment. What the hell are you talking about, woman?

haha, it's probably me having the moment...didn't you use to joke about kidnapping some people on here and putting them in the trunk...you know what...maybe it was you had them locked in the basement....ah fuck...it's just not funny is it?!

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Himsa420
haha, it's probably me having the moment...didn't you use to joke about kidnapping some people on here and putting them in the trunk...you know what...maybe it was you had them locked in the basement....ah fuck...it's just not funny is it?!

Ok, I get it now. Duh. :o

Why do you think I upgraded to an Xterra? The poor guys were running out of room in the back of my Civic.

[majorhavoc]

It was I who was asking

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by buttrz
Ok, I get it now. Duh. :o

Why do you think I upgraded to an Xterra? The poor guys were running out of room in the back of my Civic.

haha

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
It was I who was asking

Why? Did you miss us? Or were you just worried that we might be having fun without you?

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Why? Did you miss us? Or were you just worried that we might be having fun without you? I missed you so. Check your PM?

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I missed you so. Check your PM?

Checked. Replied. Still miffed that there's no notification of new pm's other than a pop-up which I don't want to do at work. :mad:

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Checked. Replied. Still miffed that there's no notification of new pm's other than a pop-up which I don't want to do at work. :mad: I know what you mean

[majorhavoc]

BTW, I never got the PM. SOmething seems fucked up

[buttrz]

Hmmmmm. It's got the little reply thingy on it.

Stupid smn board. Why can't they get it right like Sony did.

j/k guys. Please don't ban me. :(

[majorhavoc]

I just got it. It's a little slow

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I just got it. It's a little slow

Oh. Well at your age, I guess you're used to things being a little slow. :p

Where the hell is psychobilly, anyway?

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by buttrz
Checked. Replied. Still miffed that there's no notification of new pm's other than a pop-up which I don't want to do at work. :mad:

There's also an e-mail notification option just for pm's.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Himsa420
There's also an e-mail notification option just for pm's.

Got the answers for everything, don't you? Get that from munching Anne Heche's carpet?

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by buttrz
Got the answers for everything, don't you? Get that from munching Anne Heche's carpet?

you're welcome bitchums
and yes woman juice makes me smart:p

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Himsa420
you're welcome bitchums


Aww. I love it when you use pet names for me. <3

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by buttrz
Aww. I love it when you use pet names for me. <3

it's only because you're special;)

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Himsa420
it's only because you're special;)

That's what my mommy tells me.


Where the hell is everyone today? Did everyone think I wasn't coming back, so they all just left? Come back! I'm here! It'll be ok. Really.

Yes, I'm very full of myself. :D

[majorhavoc]

Just got back from lunch

Hve to cut mom and dad's yard today since they are out. Then after Wednesday, I will be off to Florida to see my sister

[Himsa420]

ahhh Florida, I'll be there on the 6th...can't wait!!!!

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
ahhh Florida, I'll be there on the 6th...can't wait!!!! My trip isn't for fun. It could be the last time I ever see her

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
My trip isn't for fun. It could be the last time I ever see her

oh major, that's awful...I'm so sorry to hear that

[majorhavoc]

Thanks. Of course I hope it isn't the last time. One of my other sisters told me hospice came over to the house. Not good. She told me to bring a suit just in case

[Himsa420]

wow, what a shame. How old is she?

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
wow, what a shame. How old is she? 44

[JennyLuv]

morning all

[Himsa420]

page 21!!?? Get it together you fucking slackers in the morning crew! Wow, I'm bored

[JennyLuv]

morning!

[buttrz]

Good morning all my little pookipoos.

[JennyLuv]

good morning!

[dr0ne]

hola people

[majorhavoc]

Where has this thread been?

[Kristin]

meow

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Kristin
meow *purr*

[Kristin]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
*purr*

ruff ruff. :p