The Morning Crew

[MyLastSerenade]

morning!

[majorhavoc]

sammy

[comptonasssammy]

yo yo yo

[mudvayne04]

BUMP comptonasssammy for that sweet chimaira poster. cant wait till later i get to see them for my 3rd time

[majorhavoc]

sambag is pimp

[comptonasssammy]

actually im oober pimp nation

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
actually im oober pimp nation indeed

[buttrz]

Good morning, Serenade! *waves wildly* *flashes boobs* *runs off into the darkness*

[comptonasssammy]

well shit i get no boobies...wtf

[MyLastSerenade]

Originally posted by buttrz
Good morning, Serenade! *waves wildly* *flashes boobs* *runs off into the darkness*

*massive grin

i <3 boobies

[majorhavoc]

buttr boobies

[mudvayne04]

O NO

[buttrz]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
well shit i get no boobies...wtf

Bull shit. Just take your shirt off and rub away.


jfwy baby cakes. I'm in a good mood today.

[MyLastSerenade]

what can i say, im pimp masta serenade

[majorhavoc]

Flash those D's again buttrz

[comptonasssammy]

i still have them saved in my email account

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
i still have them saved in my email account That a boy!

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Flash those D's again buttrz

If I had D's, I'd be playing with them right now.

[comptonasssammy]

damn right major

[majorhavoc]

woo for boobies

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
woo for boobies

That's exactly what major's fiance says every time he takes his shirt off.

[comptonasssammy]

oooohhhh, burn! \m/

[majorhavoc]

Not far from the truth actually

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Not far from the truth actually

Major, you almost make me feel bad about picking on you. I say almost because I'm really not nice enough to care.

[majorhavoc]

I am fat

[buttrz]

Damn. Quit sounding like a girl. Next thing you're going to do is ask if your pants make your ass look big.

[majorhavoc]

LOL. I'm not that image conscious

[mudvayne04]

im fat to but so what

[buttrz]

You know, the Sony board is damn dead without me. I guess I just bring the party no matter where I am.

[JennyLuv]

morning

[atilla the kunt]

I'm not really a morning person on this board, but do end up staying on after a long night of no sleep, so yea I'll be here for awhile

[majorhavoc]

assholes

[MyLastSerenade]

morning

[comptonasssammy]

yo fuckers hows it hangin

[MyLastSerenade]

low loose and full of juice

[comptonasssammy]

lol

[majorhavoc]

*spin kick*

[MyLastSerenade]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
*spin kick*

*ducks

*flying dragon punch combo!!

[comptonasssammy]

*hXc backflips, into mule kick, spinning roundhouse combo \m/

[buttrz]

Mornin' beeyatches.

[comptonasssammy]

i suppose so!

[MyLastSerenade]

*cartwheel of death into the furious picking up change

[Juggla]

Ah yes, the morning shitbags. Hey buttrz, seen the new Abercrombie and Fitch shirt that says "Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky"?

[majorhavoc]

*punch to the windpipe*

[MyLastSerenade]

* takes away major's lunch


muhahaha now i have the power

[comptonasssammy]

***vicious windmill of terror, into crouch kick, followed by bow dropping, pick up change into the yokozuna splash!

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by MyLastSerenade
* takes away major's lunch


muhahaha now i have the power I didn't bring my lunch. It's a bag of dog shit

[MyLastSerenade]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I didn't bring my lunch. It's a bag of dog shit

youre still gunna eat it arent you?

[majorhavoc]

No. I'm eating out. It was a trick to make you think you stole my lunch

[Juggla]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
No. I'm eating out.
Leave buttrz out of this

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Juggla
Leave buttrz out of this LOL

[Trendkill_667]

Originally posted by Juggla
Ah yes, the morning shitbags. Hey buttrz, seen the new Abercrombie and Fitch shirt that says "Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky"?


the thing is, shes not lucky at all. ask her dentist.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Trendkill_667
the thing is, shes not lucky at all. ask her dentist. LOL

[Trendkill_667]

see when i aint around for a few days i come back with some prime material.


where is that smelly swamp donkey anyway...

[buttrz]

Golly gosh, Jon. I missed you, too. :rolleyes:

[Trendkill_667]

i like how you used the :rolleyes: to point out the sarcasm to everyone....

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Trendkill_667
i like how you used the :rolleyes: to point out the sarcasm to everyone....

Not everyone; just you. I figured anything less would've flown right over your head.

[buttrz]

Why is everyone here, but no one's posting?

Do I smell that bad?

[majorhavoc]

THere is an option for people to stay logged on even when their computer is off. It's called "cookies". I stay logged in all the time

[MyLastSerenade]

im here but im leaving in 5 mins for my International Politics class....i hope i don't fall asleep

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
THere is an option for people to stay logged on even when their computer is off. It's called "cookies". I stay logged in all the time

Why would you trick me like that? Why are you so cruel?

Bastard!

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Why would you trick me like that? Why are you so cruel?

Bastard! Tough love, babe. Tough love

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Tough love, babe. Tough love

But I've been a good girl. I don't deserve such punishment.

Now if I could just figure out why it's Monday and I'm not in a bad mood..........

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
But I've been a good girl. I don't deserve such punishment.

Now if I could just figure out why it's Monday and I'm not in a bad mood..........

Um....... you dreamed of me and woke up in a wet spot this morning?

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Um....... you dreamed of me and woke up in a wet spot this morning?

Maybe..... ;)

[Psychobilly]

Come rub my neck babe, i'm injured. My damned moose of a niece is heavier than I thought she was and I pulled a muscle.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Come rub my neck babe, i'm injured. My damned moose of a niece is heavier than I thought she was and I pulled a muscle.


20 minutes ago, I would've said ok. Now I'm afraid.

[comptonasssammy]

\m/

[buttrz]

'Sup, samboner?

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Come rub my neck babe, i'm injured. My damned moose of a niece is heavier than I thought she was and I pulled a muscle. and what muscle would that be?

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
and what muscle would that be?

Not THAT muscle you sisterfucker you. Butterz is the only (distant) relative I wanna schagg.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Not THAT muscle you sisterfucker you. Butterz is the only (distant) relative I wanna schagg. LOL. The closer the kin
the deeper it goes in

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Not THAT muscle you sisterfucker you. Butterz is the only (distant) relative I wanna schagg.

I feel so special, I think.

Now I'm going to have to do a family tree or something. On a positive note, the Beam name is not ours. My great aunt married a Beam, so technically I doubt we could be related. I think.

Oh hell, who cares. Wanna shag anyway?

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
I feel so special, I think.

Now I'm going to have to do a family tree or something. On a positive note, the Beam name is not ours. My great aunt married a Beam, so technically I doubt we could be related. I think.

Oh hell, who cares. Wanna shag anyway? You are special; Special Ed.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
You are special; Special Ed.

You're just jealous because you had to ride the ugly big bus. I get to ride the cool short bus.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
You're just jealous because you had to ride the ugly big bus. I get to ride the cool short bus. I bet your ass filled the whole back row

[Psychobilly]

Havoc licked the windows on the short bus.


I've done my family history babe, at least my mom's side. I have no idea about the Beam side, so who knows. I just tell everyone that i'm related to the whiskey makers and they believe me. I actually know of ALOT of Beams around here that i'm NOT related to. So we're safe...... unless you southern bells LIKE it the other way.

::cue the Joe Dirt line::
"I'M YER SISTER, I'M YER SISTER, I'M YER SISTER!!"

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Havoc licked the windows on the short bus. buttrz already admitted to that

[Psychobilly]

Havoc's got Butterz cooties! :p

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Havoc's got Butterz cooties! :p She's a dirty bitch, ain't she?

[Psychobilly]

Dirtier the better, you know you like it.

"Shiiiiiiiiiit, Major's so hard he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose."

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Dirtier the better, you know you like it.

"Shiiiiiiiiiit, Major's so hard he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose." hard as nails man

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
I've done my family history babe, at least my mom's side. I have no idea about the Beam side, so who knows. I just tell everyone that i'm related to the whiskey makers and they believe me. I actually know of ALOT of Beams around here that i'm NOT related to. So we're safe...... unless you southern bells LIKE it the other way.

::cue the Joe Dirt line::
"I'M YER SISTER, I'M YER SISTER, I'M YER SISTER!!"

Phew. I sure have been worried. I almost lost sleep over it last night. :p

[Psychobilly]

Yeah, lost sleep fantasicing about porking a long lost cousin.

[MyLastSerenade]

morning

time for me to break up this family reunion/orgy

[majorhavoc]

Incest is best

[comptonasssammy]

so blow a nut on a family members chest

[majorhavoc]

pimp

[buttrz]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
so blow a nut on a family members chest

I would if I could. You men get to have all the fun. :(

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
I would if I could. You men get to have all the fun. :( go fuck your brother or have your sister eat you out

[comptonasssammy]

true

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
go fuck your brother or have your sister eat you out

WTF?

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
true Indeed

[RATM99266]

fuckin rednecks.....

[Psychobilly]

Keepin it in the family

[majorhavoc]

The closer the kin
The deeper it goes in

[RATM99266]

if ya can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family

[comptonasssammy]

"just cause we be related dont mean i dont make your panties moist"

[RATM99266]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
"just cause we be related dont mean i dont make your panties moist"

:eek: GOO!

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
"just cause we be related dont mean i dont make your panties moist" LMAO

[comptonasssammy]

\m/

[Psychobilly]

It's not incest if you cant remember her birthday.

[buttrz]

You people are absolutely disgusting.

[comptonasssammy]

very true psycho

[buttrz]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
very true psycho

Hey, my birfday isn't that damn hard to remember.

Although don't think I didn't notice that none of you assholes sent me anything. At least Goldfoot loved me enough for an e-card.

[comptonasssammy]

and where was my birfday love last year huh????

[majorhavoc]

Didn't you have a birfday thread? I believe you did

[comptonasssammy]

nope

[buttrz]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
and where was my birfday love last year huh????

I actually have no idea when yours is. I really should get myself a date book and write these things down.

All I know if Major is getting married in May (sometime), and psychobilly got married last June or July (I think I cried that day). I know no birthdays. Sorry.

[comptonasssammy]

see, no one loves me either!

[majorhavoc]

sammy's is in October right? Mine is 9/5

[comptonasssammy]

yup october 2

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
yup october 2 I remembered the month. That's pretty good for me. I always forget peoples birthdays

[comptonasssammy]

its cool man!

[buttrz]

Well I've now written you two down. It's on my calendar at work and everything. Feel special.

[majorhavoc]

wurd turd

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
wurd turd

holla

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
holla LOL. FYI...wurd turd...holla was not me

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
LOL. FYI...wurd turd...holla was not me

Suuuure. I'm convinced you were really RANN, hangman, trendkill, karhunee, and exticy too.

[Psychobilly]

Hell I cant remember half my families birfdays. And I do believe you had a nice long, asskissing thread for your's babe.

If it makes you feel better i'll bring you a cupcake in July.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Suuuure. I'm convinced you were really RANN, hangman, trendkill, karhunee, and exticy too. I'm not that good

[Psychobilly]

i think havoc was the mistress

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly

If it makes you feel better i'll bring you a cupcake in July.

If you don't think I'll remember that, you're insane.

[comptonasssammy]

i think he was cunt rag, and dr phil!

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
i think he was cunt rag, and dr phil! I was but cunt rag was a failed attempt so I abandoned it

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I was but cunt rag was a failed attempt so I abandoned it

Yes, very unfunny. And I honestly thought about flying over and killing you when you used my pic for your sig.

[comptonasssammy]

wasnt you the dude obsessed with fecial matter too major???

[RATM99266]

\m/ FECAL MATTER!! \m/

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Yes, very unfunny. And I honestly thought about flying over and killing you when you used my pic for your sig. Yes it was terrible. That's why I don't use it

I was shit_head

[comptonasssammy]

i agree cliff


\m/ fecial matter \m/

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Yes it was terrible. That's why I don't use it

I was shit_head

You actually caused me to erase those pictures. I think I was in a bad mood that day, and that just set me over the edge. Way to go, major.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
You actually caused me to erase those pictures. I think I was in a bad mood that day, and that just set me over the edge. Way to go, major. anything for you

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
anything for you

:D Do you have a crush on me?


j/k That thread cracked me up yesterday. Especially since it was like 6-0 for a while.

[comptonasssammy]

see babe, he does care!

[buttrz]

Originally posted by comptonasssammy
see babe, he does care!

I know he does. Major just has a hard time showing his sensitive side sometimes. You just have to crack that tough exterior to see that he's really a pussy on the inside.

[Trendkill_667]

major and sammy need to get their asses to nashville.

ey buttrz i may be out in adair county in a couple of days to go turkey huntin....thats somewhere near BG aint it?

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Trendkill_667
major and sammy need to get their asses to nashville.

ey buttrz i may be out in adair county in a couple of days to go turkey huntin....thats somewhere near BG aint it?

I think it's just a couple counties over.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
I know he does. Major just has a hard time showing his sensitive side sometimes. You just have to crack that tough exterior to see that he's really a pussy on the inside. Gosh! you can see right thru me!

[majorhavoc]

bump

[Psychobilly]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/KellysLeftT1T/mx002884.bmp

[majorhavoc]

I looked thru that thread but I never saw it

[Psychobilly]

i think it's new, just saw it this morning

[majorhavoc]

It's good though. Kelly is a master of ideas

[Psychobilly]

I just gotta wonder what he'll come up with for me

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
I just gotta wonder what he'll come up with for me Something with a goat in it.

I don't know but when I see your sn, I think of a crazy goat

[Himsa420]

morning guys

[majorhavoc]

hi

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
hi

How's it going neighbor?

[majorhavoc]

Rain brings relief from allergy sufferers

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Rain brings relief from allergy sufferers

yeah but no rain for a few days now. I'm such a dumbass, I never take my Claritin early enough, I wait until I'm suffering and then have to wait days for it to kick in.

[majorhavoc]

I don't take allergy medication. I have such bad side effects from it. Worse than the allergy symptoms.

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I don't take allergy medication. I have such bad side effects from it. Worse than the allergy symptoms.

wow, that sucks..I couldn't take any of the allergy medicines with a decongestant..I felt like I was going to have a stroke
That's tough major, I feel for ya

[HeReTiK]

morning

[Himsa420]

morning Heretik

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
wow, that sucks..I couldn't take any of the allergy medicines with a decongestant..I felt like I was going to have a stroke
That's tough major, I feel for ya I've faired pretty well the last few years actually. Tree pollen is what kills me really. Grass pollen and ragweed have no affect on me

morning HeReTiK

[Himsa420]

yuck, I'm allergic to everything. I cut the grass Saturday and sneezed for about 15 minutes straight, blah.

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by Himsa420
yuck, I'm allergic to everything. I cut the grass Saturday and sneezed for about 15 minutes straight, blah. Monday was killer for me. I was outside all day Sunday but I didn't start sneezing until Monday morning while I was driving to work for at least 10 minutes straight. it's very hard to drive that way. I started yelling and then started to sound like a death metal singer

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Monday was killer for me. I was outside all day Sunday but I didn't start sneezing until Monday morning while I was driving to work for at least 10 minutes straight. it's very hard to drive that way. I started yelling and then started to sound like a death metal singer

lol
sneezing while driving is very difficult

[majorhavoc]

good thing it was early in the morning while there was minimal traffic

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
good thing it was early in the morning while there was minimal traffic

yeah really

[majorhavoc]

sneezing and farting at the same time is always cool

[Psychobilly]

Try Zyrtec, it's been a life saver for me. It's prescription, two a day every day, then an extra one if i'm still sneezing bad. I used to have BAD fucking allergies, i'd sneeze at everything from grass to flowers to cig smoke to my own cats, no relief except for winter.

[Kristin]

Morning!

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by Kristin
Morning!

morning, other babe

[majorhavoc]

Morning


My allergies last about 2 weeks then they go away. it's the fucking oak tree pollen

[Kristin]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
morning, other babe


:D How is everyone this morning?

I am in a good mood, today's is Administrative Professional's Day so I get to be spoiled for the day...

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Morning


My allergies last about 2 weeks then they go away. it's the fucking oak tree pollen

Flonase is good for occasional allergies. It's a nasal spray.

[majorhavoc]

Now why didn't I think of nasal spray? Damn I'm dumb sometimes. And to think, the stuff was right under my nose

[buttrz]

Nah ne nah ne boo boo. Kristin's the "other" babe. I am the ORIGINAL babe!

[majorhavoc]

Psycho, post that photoshop pic

[Kristin]

Originally posted by buttrz
Nah ne nah ne boo boo. Kristin's the "other" babe. I am the ORIGINAL babe!

:( SNIFFLE SNIFFLE

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Kristin
:( SNIFFLE SNIFFLE

Awww, you'll be ok. You've got several others. But I fucking own psycho, beeyatch. :D

[majorhavoc]

Cat fight?

[Himsa420]

buttrz is feeling feisty today I see

[majorhavoc]

Big ass vs Big breasts

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Big ass vs Big breasts

lol

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
Big ass vs Big breasts

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/KellysLeftT1T/mx002884.bmp

[Kristin]

Hey! :p

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/KellysLeftT1T/mx002884.bmp

I expected a comment from you

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I expected a comment from you

What kind of comment. I know I've got an ass like a mack truck. No need in frontin'.

[majorhavoc]

Ok then

[SimSam]

Morning my sweets.....:)

[Himsa420]

SIM! morning sweetie, how've you been?

[SimSam]

Good....I feel like ive been hit by a bloody train....working, school!!!Bleh.....Ive missed you guys...:)

[buttrz]

Well holy shit. Sim has decided to grace us with her presence. I feel so honored.

[Himsa420]

yeah, I haven't seen you on in awhile, good to see you back

[MyLastSerenade]

morning

[Himsa420]

morning MyLastSerenade

[buttrz]

Originally posted by MyLastSerenade
morning

Good morning, Mr. Serenade.

[SimSam]

Originally posted by buttrz
Well holy shit. Sim has decided to grace us with her presence. I feel so honored.

You should....*grins

Its good to be back himsa......;_

and morning serenade.....*wink

[majorhavoc]

good moaning all

[HeReTiK]

hi.

[SimSam]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
good moaning all

hiya major....;)

nope, no action yet.....*sobs

[MyLastSerenade]

hi ladies...or can i call you Angels? heh..and major, you can be Bozlee or however you spell it...that show is before my time

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by SimSam
hiya major....;)

nope, no action yet.....*sobs sorry

[SimSam]

oh well, hard as it is....I think i will survive this obstacle aswell....*wink

and serenade, youre such a tease!!!!

[MyLastSerenade]

:D

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by MyLastSerenade
hi ladies...or can i call you Angels? heh..and major, you can be Bozlee or however you spell it...that show is before my time What show?

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
What show?

Are you kidding? Charlie's Angels. Idiot.

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
Awww, you'll be ok. You've got several others. But I fucking own psycho, beeyatch. :D

yeah, she likes to think that doesnt she

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by buttrz
Are you kidding? Charlie's Angels. Idiot. I know what show it is, I thought he was referring to something I mentioned

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
yeah, she likes to think that doesnt she

I don't?!? Way to shatter my whole view on life. Damnit.

[MyLastSerenade]

im listening to dark hard trance right now (it was the only cd within reach). Anyone wanna rave?

[SOR_Joop]

Hey good morning. What'd I miss?

[buttrz]

Originally posted by SOR_Joop
Hey good morning. What'd I miss?

Nuttin' honey. It's been kinda slow this morning.

[Psychobilly]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

[SOR_Joop]

Originally posted by buttrz
Nuttin' honey. It's been kinda slow this morning.

Yea that happens sometimes. I think we need to have a party or something. But only for the next ten minutes, because then I'm off to ecomnomics.

[buttrz]

Originally posted by SOR_Joop
Yea that happens sometimes. I think we need to have a party or something. But only for the next ten minutes, because then I'm off to ecomnomics.

How are we going to have a party over the internet? Someone going to post nakey pics?

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
How are we going to have a party over the internet? Someone going to post nakey pics?

Ladies first

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Ladies first

Awww, now that's no fair. You guys are never showing off your junk.

[majorhavoc]

all the "junk" is in your "trunk"

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
all the "junk" is in your "trunk"

Pick an acre and kiss it, ass roamer.

[Psychobilly]

http://www.schardt.org/kaltramps/stuff/Schlong.jpg

[buttrz]

If yours is all icky colored like that, dear psycho, please keep it in your pants.

[Psychobilly]

Dont worry babe, i'm clean, no discoloring diseases

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
Dont worry babe, i'm clean, no discoloring diseases

That's surprising considering you're a waaaaaaaaaavy line. :p

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by buttrz
That's surprising considering you're a waaaaaaaaaavy line. :p

wavier than you know

[buttrz]

Originally posted by Psychobilly
wavier than you know

Hey now. Part of that is promiscuity. Bad bad boy.

[majorhavoc]

he's not straight edge

[buttrz]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
he's not straight edge

Well no shit, Sherlock. He was saying he was the opposite of straight edge; straight edge goes against promiscuity; thus, is mr. psycho promiscuious? Again, bad bad boy.

[majorhavoc]

guess you didn't get the sarcasm, bitch

[majorhavoc]

My car was totally covered with pollen this morning

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
My car was totally covered with pollen this morning

yuck, mine too and on top of that I have a huge lump in my tire thanks to potholes I'm sure. I have no money and am stranded at home until my damn mother in law answers the phone and let's me borrow her car. grrrrrr

[MyLastSerenade]

i would say good morning, but i shouldnt be awake now...i dont have class today til 12 30 and this is my sleep in day except the annoying korean next door was blasting the radio and our walls are paper thin..now im wide awake...that makes me an angry panda

[Himsa420]

Well go tell the annoying Korean next door to shut the fuck up.

[majorhavoc]

I have a question for you guys.

I saw this person nd he was about 16 or 17 years old. He had a spiked mohawk about 5 inches high. On his shirt it said "FUCK NAZI". SOmething like this I could see at a concert or something but this guy was in the general public, Target, where kids and families were.

Would you do anything?

[MyLastSerenade]

Originally posted by Himsa420
Well go tell the annoying Korean next door to shut the fuck up.

but he might know kung fu...or eat my dog

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I have a question for you guys.

I saw this person nd he was about 16 or 17 years old. He had a spiked mohawk about 5 inches high. On his shirt it said "FUCK NAZI". SOmething like this I could see at a concert or something but this guy was in the general public, Target, where kids and families were.

Would you do anything?

No, I wouldn't do anything. I think it's vulgar to go to a store with that shirt on but meh, what can you do? People are morons.

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by MyLastSerenade
but he might know kung fu...or eat my dog

lol, good point

[MyLastSerenade]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I have a question for you guys.

I saw this person nd he was about 16 or 17 years old. He had a spiked mohawk about 5 inches high. On his shirt it said "FUCK NAZI". SOmething like this I could see at a concert or something but this guy was in the general public, Target, where kids and families were.

Would you do anything?

was it like "Nazi punks, fuck off" type thing or was it like "yea being a nazi is cool cause im ignorant". Either way, freedom of speech blah blah. If the shirt was meant as naszi support, id punch him right in the throat :) I still wanna get a shirt that says "Fuck you, you fucking fuck".

[Himsa420]

Originally posted by MyLastSerenade
was it like "Nazi punks, fuck off" type thing or was it like "yea being a nazi is cool cause im ignorant". Either way, freedom of speech blah blah. If the shirt was meant as naszi support, id punch him right in the throat :) I still wanna get a shirt that says "Fuck you, you fucking fuck".

I have the fuck you, you fucking fuck shirt but I wouldn't wear it to a store. I wear it if I go to a show.

[MyLastSerenade]

i wanna wear it to class. enjoy the reactions of the massive abecrombie/mtv crowd that dominates here

[majorhavoc]

It just said "FUCK NAZIS" Looked like it was bleached onto the shirt

[MyLastSerenade]

hmm well fuck nazis indeed. as for the punk thing, my friend nick is very much a punk, got the big mohawk spike and all the political shirts and punk band shirts, and he gets stereotyped whereever he goes, despite having a 4.0 amd being harmless. at a store, a security alarm went off when a mother and kid walked out of the store, but everyone was looking at him, just cause of how he looks

[majorhavoc]

I'm just wonder if you and your child(ren) were in there and saw that, how would you feel?

[MyLastSerenade]

i dont think id have a problem with it. If kids can read it, then oh well, whats to stop them from hearing it on tv or reading it on the internet. But then again i dont have kids so maybe i have a different mindset. and also, nazi punks fuck off

[majorhavoc]

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"


One self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - priceless

[Psychobilly]

Originally posted by majorhavoc
I'm just wonder if you and your child(ren) were in there and saw that, how would you feel?

Myself right now, prob wouldnt care. But if I had a kid with me who was old enough to read that, i'd stear them the other direction, then politely tell the lil punk to walk the other way before he gets stomped.

[majorhavoc]

I was tempted to say something but I didn't. Might have caused a scene and I don't like to attract attention to myself alot

[JennyLuv]

morning, pollen sucks

[majorhavoc]

Originally posted by JennyLuv
morning, pollen sucks Indeed

[majorhavoc]

hello?

[RATM99266]

que?

[majorhavoc]

slow day on the board

[RATM99266]

por que?

[Psychobilly]

cheer up, it could be worse

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10072000/10072074.jpg

[majorhavoc]

LOL

[SOR_Joop]

w0rd up

[Himsa420]

haha, I just noticed that quote about Axl in your sig SOR Joop.

[SOR_Joop]

Originally posted by Himsa420
haha, I just noticed that quote about Axl in your sig SOR Joop.

Yea, I laughed my ass off reading that. Gotta love somethingawful.com. They have a hilarious staff of journalists.