Shitty bands on myspace...

[RyanMDF]

It's out of control, really. And I get at least 20-30 shitty requests a day. So let's play a game and post the shittiest requests you receive and have a few laughs..

Here's a good start:

BLASPHEMOUS CREATION (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=37639861)

http://myspace-398.vo.llnwd.net/00817/89/39/817889398_l.jpg

[Crucified Coma]

ahaahahahahaha @ that picture. Oh man. Think I'll take your word for how bad they are, lol.

[RyanMDF]

ahaahahahahaha @ that picture. Oh man. Think I'll take your word for how bad they are, lol.

I will soon have carpel tunnel from clicking the deny button so much.

[el hijo del justino]

i just changed my preferences so that bands can't add my personal profile anymore... it was funny at first but it started getting out of control when the band's "street teams" tried adding me

[deathmetaljohn]

ahaahahahahaha @ that picture. Oh man. Think I'll take your word for how bad they are, lol.

no seriously coma you gotta go to that bands website and look at their other pictures and shit man its a fucking riot hahhahhaha

[Crucified Coma]

haha, I'll check 'em out when I'm done listening to Stern. :)

Maybe they'll be SMN's band of the month.

[RyanMDF]

Here's one fresh off the press. OK, maybe not as funny, but still shitty. I can really hear the "grindcore" in their tunes...

LIQUID AGGRESSION (http://www.myspace.com/liquidaggression )

[ten_second_infinity]

Here's one fresh off the press. OK, maybe not as funny, but still shitty. I can really hear the "grindcore" in their tunes...

LIQUID AGGRESSION (http://www.myspace.com/liquidaggression )

I can't listen to this because I'm at school right now and Myspace is blocked.
But I tend to find a lot of bands that have "grindcore" as their music genre, but play some shitty mixture of those metalcore/hardcore melodic riffs.

[TURDS]

i love this band! i'm bookin em!!!

[RyanMDF]

i love this band! i'm bookin em!!!

well, all you guys are curious about the 2nd headliner of MDF. (hint, hint)

[TURDS]

well, all you guys are curious about the 2nd headliner of MDF. (hint, hint)
SICK!!!!! i'll be down front bangin! :devil:

[dr0ne]

I gotcha beat:


http://myspace-265.vo.llnwd.net/00337/56/23/337813265_l.jpg

THE FILTHY SKANKS (http://www.myspace.com/thefilthyskanks )

[the rhythm]

Here's one fresh off the press. OK, maybe not as funny, but still shitty. I can really hear the "grindcore" in their tunes...

LIQUID AGGRESSION (http://www.myspace.com/liquidaggression )

My ears are bleeding!

[RyanMDF]

here's a nice new one...

HOT BUTTERED ANAL (http://www.myspace.com/hotbutteredanal)

http://myspace-149.vo.llnwd.net/01179/94/18/1179238149_l.jpg

[dr0ne]

lol ^

[dr0ne]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/void_x/enter_the_asylum.jpg

SCUM (http://www.myspace.com/scumgorehop)

[TURDS]

i hate all of you! these are decent bands

[TURDS]

i hate all of you! these are decent bands

[Of Divine Nature]

Explogasm (http://www.myspace.com/explogasm)

http://myspace-361.vo.llnwd.net/00018/16/32/18982361_l.jpg

[Defleshuary]

http://www.myspace.com/bloodsucka

They still hold the crown for the worst in my opinion.

http://myspace-482.vo.llnwd.net/00434/28/46/434616482_l.jpg

[RyanMDF]

http://www.myspace.com/bloodsucka

They still hold the crown for the worst in my opinion.



holy shit, that was pretty fucking horrible. they need 7 band members to sound that bad?

[deathmetaljohn]

holy shit, that was pretty fucking horrible. they need 7 band members to sound that bad?

i like the emo kid in the fuckin cryptopsy shirt it reminds me of when i went to the ottobar to see misery index and cattle decapitation and that godforsaken jfac opened, there was some douschebag with girls pants snakebit piercings that emo haircut and a skin tight "trample the weak hurdle the dead" shirt its a total mindfuck...maybe i should unblock bands from my myspace just so i can get a laugh out of this shit

[Defleshuary]

^ I was at that show. I kept making fun of him. My favorite was the kid wearing makeup (like foundation and all) and had his hair perfectly gelled over his one eye and kept making sure it was still perfect.

[tck!]

www.myspace.com/jobforacowboy

they define the myspace music trend of shitty.

[dr0ne]

http://www.myspace.com/bloodsucka

They still hold the crown for the worst in my opinion.

http://myspace-482.vo.llnwd.net/00434/28/46/434616482_l.jpg



Haaaaahaha, the Daughters called, they wanted their ideas back.





Hold the phone! The Locust called, they want the Daughters to give them their ideas back.

[Of Divine Nature]

haha. daughters on my bday = :)

[deathmetaljohn]

^ I was at that show. I kept making fun of him. My favorite was the kid wearing makeup (like foundation and all) and had his hair perfectly gelled over his one eye and kept making sure it was still perfect.

yeah i seriously wanted to warn the guys in index and cattle decap to get out and just throw a fucking grenade into the ottobar i hate that place anyway, and yeah the dude with the childrens sized skinless shirt sucked, but all these fuckin douschebags always roll with hot bitches its fuckin agrivating :grenade: :grenade:

[dr0ne]

haha. daughters on my bday = :)


Daughters on wednesday = :)

[puppetmaster8586]

http://www.myspace.com/bloodsucka

They still hold the crown for the worst in my opinion.

http://myspace-482.vo.llnwd.net/00434/28/46/434616482_l.jpg
Didn't you parents ever tell you not it's not nice to make fun of the mentally hadicapped. It's not their fault they're like that.

[puppetmaster8586]

http://www.myspace.com/bloodsucka

They still hold the crown for the worst in my opinion.

http://myspace-482.vo.llnwd.net/00434/28/46/434616482_l.jpg
Didn't your parents ever tell you it's not nice to make fun of the mentally hadicapped? It's not their fault they're like that.

[puppetmaster8586]

holy shit, that was pretty fucking horrible. they need 7 band members to sound that bad?
Didn't you're parents ever tell you it's not nice to make fun of the mentally hadicapped? It's not their fault they're like that.

[deathmetaljohn]

http://www.myspace.com/bloodsucka

They still hold the crown for the worst in my opinion.

http://myspace-482.vo.llnwd.net/00434/28/46/434616482_l.jpg

hhahah i just realized two things first the name bloodsucka and that one dude in the pink shirt way near the back looks like hes crying

[Defleshuary]

hhahah i just realized two things first the name bloodsucka and that one dude in the pink shirt way near the back looks like hes crying


They're actually called Dr. Acula like from the one Mitch Hedberg standup cd.

[puppetmaster8586]

*calls bullshit on principle of shit band ripping off one of the best comedians ever

[Defleshuary]

Yeah, thats one of the many reasons I cannot stand this band.

[The Blenderfist]

www.myspace.com/jobforacowboy

they define the myspace music trend of shitty.
they get my vote for most overrated band on myspace, or in general.

evertyime i hesr the name job for a cowboy I think of this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/Ressurection9/Brokeback-Mountain.jpg

[Corpseworm]

Ryan,

I want to add the Auditory Assault banner to our myspace page. Do you have something worked up?

[TURDS]

i found this shit bout half way down the page on that one 7 man gay fuck band...

http://i9.tinypic.com/2lsifxi.jpg

i just....i dont get it....WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!
SOMEDAY THIS SHIT WILL BE OLD SCHOOL!!!
AND THAT BAND DAUGHTERS IS FUCKING PATHETIC, THEY STARTED ALL THIS GAY SHIT...I'M GOING TO CALL IT K.Y.GRIND OR PENETRATION CORE...FUCKING FAGS. I'LL TAKE BLASPHEMOUS CREATION ANYDAY OVER THAT SHIT.
now i feel better...

[deathmetaljohn]

they get my vote for most overrated band on myspace, or in general.

evertyime i hesr the name job for a cowboy I think of this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/Ressurection9/Brokeback-Mountain.jpg

priceless

[puppetmaster8586]

i found this shit bout half way down the page on that one 7 man gay fuck band...

http://i9.tinypic.com/2lsifxi.jpg

i just....i dont get it....WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!
SOMEDAY THIS SHIT WILL BE OLD SCHOOL!!!
AND THAT BAND DAUGHTERS IS FUCKING PATHETIC, THEY STARTED ALL THIS GAY SHIT...I'M GOING TO CALL IT K.Y.GRIND OR PENETRATION CORE...FUCKING FAGS. I'LL TAKE BLASPHEMOUS CREATION ANYDAY OVER THAT SHIT.
now i feel better...
I think thats how we all feel, it's like the pepsi challenge with two guys in poorly done kiss makeup with some dude who looks like a bloated dave mustaine, and a band of 7 guys who have an appreciation for a flock of seagulls.

[RyanMDF]

Ryan,

I want to add the Auditory Assault banner to our myspace page. Do you have something worked up?

If a banner is what you need, here it is:

http://www.supremebrutality.com/fest/auditoryassaultbanner.gif

[RyanMDF]

What the hell? These guys "started out as a couple of cats, but just kept getting bigger". Pretty amazing vocalist, I must say..

WYNDELL WONDERS (http://www.myspace.com/lcsounds)

http://myspace-293.vo.llnwd.net/01110/39/24/1110824293_l.gif

[TURDS]

intestine baalism is pretty fuckn horrible

[Surt]

i hereby present possibly the worst Myspace band ever, let alone 'death metal' (ish)...

Gutrectconformity (http://www.myspace.com/gutrectconformity) (no idea if it's meant to be all one word or what.

[Surt]

oh and while we're on the subject of the mentally handicapped forming bands...

try looking at a picture of a band called 'Aiden' and not laughing out loud uncontrollably...

the sight of constipated looking fat men in eyeliner with swishy hair has never been so entertaining.

[wilkins]

It's out of control, really. And I get at least 20-30 shitty requests a day. So let's play a game and post the shittiest requests you receive and have a few laughs..

Here's a good start:

BLASPHEMOUS CREATION (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=37639861)

http://myspace-398.vo.llnwd.net/00817/89/39/817889398_l.jpg

I'm so checking these guys out!

[RyanMDF]

Enough of this trendy "pop death metal boy band" shit already!!!! YOU SUCK!!!

http://www.myspace.com/heroshimarise
http://myspace-925.vo.llnwd.net/01175/52/98/1175578925_l.jpg

[Surt]

www.myspace.com/seraphimpaled

[RyanMDF]

ok, a new festival is coming to you, and it's simply called "all of the bands i received in my myspace inbox today festival". Imagine how awesome it would be with all of these bands under one roof..

VOLATILE, FACE CAST, UNDIVIDED, HENRY STRANGE, HEROSHIMA, MORDIS, FLATTBUSH, FEEL THE PAIN and HEADLESS CROSS

[dr0ne]

I want on that shit, me and my 12 year old bandmates will rock your balls off with CANNIBAL CORPSE COVERS!!!!!!

[RyanMDF]

I want on that shit, me and my 12 year old bandmates will rock your balls off with CANNIBAL CORPSE COVERS!!!!!!

As long as it's from the GALLERY OF SUICIDE album, I will consider it.

[dr0ne]

DEAL!

Gotta ask my parents if I can go out after dark for this :(

[Crucified Coma]

FLATTBUSH
Shitty band. Billy Gould from Faith No More signed them, lol.

[Surt]

some fucking nob that lives up the road from me - think archetypal ageing hippy with grey long hair & kids - and plays the most shit form of depressingly woeful folk music happened upon my Myspace page (http://www.myspace.com/vomitstorm) and convinced himself that I'd actually accept an add request, based on some interplanetary logic that i just fail to grasp...

can't give you a link to his page cause i was that quick to just fucking deny the request in disgust.

i abhor folk music and anything that involves middle aged vegans banging on a tamborine...

[Phil]

I love Bob Dylan

[Surt]

i love rimming my girlfriend but i don't broadcast that fact....








oh wait...








:suicide:

[Surt]

www.myspace.com/mericangrind

nice bit of presumably white supremacist xenophobia masquerading under seriously shit "music".

[TURDS]

doesn't bleeding through have a myspace?.........that's a good one. you know, a real shitty band..
:::UPDATE:::
:::UPDATE:::
:::UPDATE:::
bloodsucka is playing close to my house...i might...........no
after experiencing such filth via some tards posting of that shitty band and seeing those "sweet ass dudes" standing in unison......i am kinda....curious to see this whitebelt hair fest ensue......
afterall...i'm wicked down for a nice fistfight and a laugh-a-long....
YES, i'm going......i'll post the pictures of the show when i get home.......

::enter catchy drone phrase post and sexual bashing::

[TURDS]

no wait...it looks like their called "dr.acula"....

[Surt]

www.myspace.com/twinmethod

sick-bags at the ready...

[scumbag]

http://myspace-176.vo.llnwd.net/00668/67/15/668655176_l.jpg

HAHHAHAHAHAA

[TURDS]

OH

[TURDS]

MY

[TURDS]

FUCK

[Mr.Spooky]

http://myspace-176.vo.llnwd.net/00668/67/15/668655176_l.jpg

HAHHAHAHAHAA


Wow, Its the Spawn of Orgy, Mixed With Good Charlote and Nu-Metal with a Touch of Sheer retard.

[TURDS]

i want to go to their show.....BAD

[TURDS]

what band is that? i dont want to "quote" cause it will keep poping that sick sweet picture up

[Mr.Spooky]

Job For A Cowboy.

[TURDS]

is it?

[Mr.Spooky]

Yes.

[TURDS]

hahahaha, you slimey fucker.......Job For A Cowboy looks like another genre of faggotry.......but nice try, you little shit stain.

[RyanMDF]

you guys apparently know the inside info on these last 4 bands for MDF.

[Surt]

that band is (suprisingly enough) called Twin Method... the clue was in their Myspace name, duh!

come from Liverpool about 15 miles north of me which quite honestly makes you indecisive whether you want to be ashamed of being from round here or just go the short distance and annihilate the bastards (probably by just exposing their hair to a naked flame i'd imagine).

[TURDS]

shit! sorry...i just got done telling a slew of my friends in dresden that they were called Bowels Out.......sorry........to Twin Method of course....

[AndreazIE]

It's out of control, really. And I get at least 20-30 shitty requests a day. So let's play a game and post the shittiest requests you receive and have a few laughs..

Here's a good start:

BLASPHEMOUS CREATION (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=37639861)

http://myspace-398.vo.llnwd.net/00817/89/39/817889398_l.jpg

noone can beat that... :sad:

[AndreazIE]

Wow, Its the Spawn of Orgy, Mixed With Good Charlote and Nu-Metal with a Touch of Sheer retard.


*dies*

[parabola5353]

blapsphemous creation sent me a friend request too.

[Surt]

shit! sorry...i just got done telling a slew of my friends in dresden that they were called Bowels Out.......sorry........to Twin Method of course....
i'd be offended right there... if i actually gave a rat's ass.

[Eric Paradox]

http://www.myspace.com/bloodsucka

They still hold the crown for the worst in my opinion.

http://myspace-482.vo.llnwd.net/00434/28/46/434616482_l.jpg

is that second dude Carlos Mencia?

[TURDS]

the third little piss ant from the back is mad creepy!!!

[TURDS]

dudes, horendous news..... blasphemous masterbation just posted the following....

Tuesday, October 03, 2006


NEW RHYTHM GUITAR PLAYER
Category: Music

WE JUST HIRED A NEW RHYTHM GUITAR PLAYER. THE MIGHTY FUCKIN GATEKEEPER. WE'LL HAVE A PHOTO OF HIM SOON

3:02 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - A

[TURDS]

i dont know if you guys remember Angel Witch, but they were pretty fuckin horrid....http://i13.tinypic.com/2cxt346.jpg
they have a myspace...i think its myspace.com/angelwitch

[egdeltar]

Hhahaha.. Holy Shit.

Blasphemous Creation.... Reno is right up the road from me. Pretty bad excuse for black metal.

[TURDS]

ya reno sucks!!!!!

[RyanMDF]

dudes, horendous news..... blasphemous masterbation just posted the following....

Tuesday, October 03, 2006


NEW RHYTHM GUITAR PLAYER
Category: Music

WE JUST HIRED A NEW RHYTHM GUITAR PLAYER. THE MIGHTY FUCKIN GATEKEEPER. WE'LL HAVE A PHOTO OF HIM SOON

3:02 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - A

I can't fucking wait to see the picture of this mighty gatekeeper...This is intense...

[Surt]

is that second dude Carlos Mencia?
looks like the guys second and third from the back respectively are indulging in some sort of anal penetration from the looks on their faces... :analsex:

[RyanMDF]

looks like the guys second and third from the back respectively are indulging in some sort of anal penetration from the looks on their faces... :analsex:

Also, do you think the guy in the front even owns a Cryptopsy CD? And if so, does he own anything before "..and then you'll beg"? My guess is no to least one of those questions..

[TURDS]

I can't fucking wait to see the picture of this mighty gatekeeper...This is intense...
CORRECTION RYAN!! its the mighty FUCKIN gatekeeper!!! just so you know.....i wonder if they'll "summon" a keymaster for this fuckin gatekeeper....hmmmmmmm :emot-bulb

[Surt]

Also, do you think the guy in the front even owns a Cryptopsy CD? And if so, does he own anything before "..and then you'll beg"? My guess is no to least one of those questions..
judging by previous experiences i'd hazard a guess that at least one of them won't have even realised that it's actually a real band...

[deathmetaljohn]

judging by previous experiences i'd hazard a guess that at least one of them won't have even realised that it's actually a real band...

hahah either that or they have a cryptopsy song or two on the xdeathxmetalxmixx they keep in their cars to impress their friends

[Surt]

save wearing a Trilby in public to old men and poofs in shit pop bands, eh lads?

[rob_odium_incarnate]

www.myspace.com/twinmethod

sick-bags at the ready...

Anyone noticed they're on the same label that Disgorge release POIT on!?

Not to mention countless other death metal releases.

[TURDS]

THAAAT FUCKIN ROTTIN VOMIT LOGO IS FUCKN RAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[john]

This band actually named themselves Intestinal Gorge. Wow.

http://www.myspace.com/intestinalgorge1

[Surt]

Anyone noticed they're on the same label that Disgorge release POIT on!?

Not to mention countless other death metal releases.


mate, Effigy Of The Forgotten and Deicide (s/t) was released on the same label as Ice T's 'Body Count' project and Nickelback.

'nuff said.

[TURDS]

does incantation have a myspace?

[Surt]

no but yo momma did before it got censored for being grossly obscene and explicit cause of the self portrait photos she posted.

[TURDS]

I :emot-hear surt

[badassed1]

i think they sound pretty brutal though \m/

[Surt]

I :emot-hear surt

i :emot-hear how much your mum puts out.

[TURDS]

hell ya, "mate"...for the record, if you fucked my mom thats on you. holy shit thats gross....fuckin twit!

[Surt]

well i did have to go to the specialist and get medicated to get rid of the crabs she gave me, but for a buck fifty and a swig of bourbon, I got my moneys worth back.

[TURDS]

:asleep:

[RyanMDF]

These guys are still looking for members. Any takers?

BLOODY INSERTION (http://www.myspace.com/bloodyinsertion )

http://myspace-982.vo.llnwd.net/00483/28/90/483720982_l.jpg

Bloody Insertion was formed by two sick fucks named Jamie(aka The Darklord) and Shaun(aka Ax Murder) Our group is only at lyrical stage now but we are working on members But we basically are dark evil gorey bastards

[TURDS]

that shit is GRIM and FROSTBITTEN!!!!!

[RyanMDF]

that shit is GRIM and FROSTBITTEN!!!!!

THE NORDIC WINDS ARE TOO MIGHTY FOR YOU

[TURDS]

"svmmoning a grim and frosbitten moon goat of the north while perched atop a very very very very very very very forsaken crest of the swollen cross" is my favorite song......

[PrenatalButchery]

hahah psychopathic records is under the tubby kids influences

[TURDS]

dude, i'm seriously not fat......am I?.......dude you guys suck...
I'M NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!! :( :emot-fail :emot-cryi :grenade:

[Surt]

These guys are still looking for members. Any takers?

BLOODY INSERTION (http://www.myspace.com/bloodyinsertion )

http://myspace-982.vo.llnwd.net/00483/28/90/483720982_l.jpg

Bloody Insertion was formed by two sick fucks named Jamie(aka The Darklord) and Shaun(aka Ax Murder) Our group is only at lyrical stage now but we are working on members But we basically are dark evil gorey bastards
since when the hell was black metal about gore and not raping nuns, burning churches and howling at the moon whilst wearing spandex pants in the woods at night?

That last one will get you up in court on charges of "dogging" in this country...

[TURDS]

i dont know any black metal bands that write about wearing spandex anything...to what ones are you refering?

[PrenatalButchery]

hahah i still cant believe these fucking bands take themselves seriously...i wonder if they have blasphemous creation t shirts??

[TURDS]

yes...i got one. no lie

[PrenatalButchery]

hahahh sweet id buy one just for the commedic value...hell i allready spent 12 bucks on a job for a cowboy shirt for my halloween costume last week

[Whee of the Dead]

Pretty much every one man drum machine band and every band that has Feces, Anal, Cum, or Slut somewhere in there name are culprits of being shitty and trying to add everyone on myspace.


Oh, and the band in my signature suck real hard.

[TURDS]

Pretty much every one man drum machine band and every band that has Feces, Anal, Cum, or Slut somewhere in there name are culprits of being shitty and trying to add everyone on myspace.

these are seriously my Favorite bands

[dr0ne]

Pretty much every one man drum machine band and every band that has Feces, Anal, Cum, or Slut somewhere in there name are culprits of being shitty and trying to add everyone on myspace.


Oh, and the band in my signature suck real hard.


Rectum Cumfeces > Any and all 1 man gorespace bands.

[RyanMDF]

I wish bands would stop trying to sound like the Black Dahlia Murder

http://www.myspace.com/arsenicrocks

http://myspace-107.vo.llnwd.net/01186/70/14/1186754107_l.jpg

[dr0ne]

http://www.myspace.com/buryourown

http://myspace-898.vo.llnwd.net/01072/89/82/1072332898_l.jpg


lol those are some moshtastic songs.

[Surt]

I didn't realise Jack Osbourne had his owo emosexual 'core band...

[Surt]

I wish bands would stop trying to sound like the Black Dahlia Murder

http://www.myspace.com/arsenicrocks

http://myspace-107.vo.llnwd.net/01186/70/14/1186754107_l.jpg
I just wish the Black Dahlia Murder would just fucking stop.

[PrenatalButchery]

lol those are some moshtastic songs.

lol define moshtastic

[dr0ne]

lol define moshtastic


Music that makes you want to punch everything within a 10 foot radius while screaming out lyrics of hardship and unjust.

See Death Before Dishonor, First Blood, and Madball.

[Surt]

Music that makes you want to punch everything within a 10 foot radius while screaming out lyrics of hardship and unjust.

See Death Before Dishonor, First Blood, and Madball.
you forgot the most mallcore one of the lot, Hatebreed. :mub_y: (whatever the shit that icon is meant to mean)

[TURDS]

hatebreed is not metalcore

[PrenatalButchery]

He said mallcore not metalcore

[Eric Paradox]

this is the typical Want Ad I see on stereokiller (yes this is a real one):

"my band is curently looking for a drummer that can play blast beats 2steps break down the works we are in the process of recording with our old drummer and after he does he is sadly parting ways wit us if u need a bit of info of bands we where compared then listen to shadows fall, between the buried and me, the black dahlia muder, through the eyes of the dead, and if u like to play shit like that then contact me asap, we have our own practice space we practice atleast twice a week and we have a yahmaha maple custom absolute drum kit there [its mine] and cybals and hardeware and i have no problem leting anyone use it well later

KEEP IT BRUTAL"

[Eric Paradox]

and another gem:

"Looking for a metalcore, hardcore, or rock band with serious dedicated musicians! No alcoholics or drug addicts. Influences include Between the Buried and Me, Misery Signals, It Dies Today, As I Lay Dying, Killswitch Engage, Unearth, Lamb of God, Thursday, and Emery. I have been playing for 10 years. I'm at college in Kutztown, PA. Willing to travel in the Lehigh Valley area.

email: afterphase@aol.com
AIM: afterphase"

[TURDS]

and another gem:

"Looking for a metalcore, hardcore, or rock band with serious dedicated musicians! No alcoholics or drug addicts. Influences include Between the Buried and Me, Misery Signals, It Dies Today, As I Lay Dying, Killswitch Engage, Unearth, Lamb of God, Thursday, and Emery. I have been playing for 10 years. I'm at college in Kutztown, PA. Willing to travel in the Lehigh Valley area.

email: afterphase@aol.com
AIM: afterphase"

Lehigh Valley area = spanish for "the high valley" .......hmmmm

[PrenatalButchery]

LOOK its IMPETIGO! but not really

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=86341051

[fetalxnecropsy]

LOOK its IMPETIGO! but not really

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=86341051

damn this band should play deathfest instead of the real impetigo.

[TURDS]

i super dig! killer riffs!

BUT, GROEGRIND IMPETIGO IS BETTER!!!!!!!!

[fetalxnecropsy]

i'm fucking tired of hearing about this band on myspace. i added them cause they sent a request and now wish i hadn't. every fucking day they clog up my bulletin board with bullshit about how they want everyone to put up banners on their page so they can be the top myspace band. thanks to them there's 9th graders in my school wearing their shirts(yes they actually spend their moms money on shirts of this band) and think they listen to death metal. i'm tired of this deathcore shit.

www.myspace.com/wcwbtmetal

[TURDS]

woah! here start listening to these bands......that should do it...

http://www.myspace.com/biologicalmonstrosity
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=94175495

[TURDS]

oh my fucking god.......you really have got to be kidding me!!!!
THAT SHIT IS ILL FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS THAT FUCKIN PETE SAMPRAS!!!!

[scumbag]

I think it must be my epic baldness that attracts these horrible acts.

[Whee of the Dead]

I really wish there was a law against starting bands.

[Whee of the Dead]

LOOK its IMPETIGO! but not really

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=86341051

These guys should be killed.

[Surt]

http://myspace-657.vo.llnwd.net/00902/75/65/902545657_l.jpg

Holy shit hahahahahaa
myspace.com/renegaderenegade
at least a bandphoto like that invariably provides people like us with the hope that shortly after the image was taken, all four members were hit by an oncoming meat-wagon and left permanently without control of their bladders for their remaining days.

[TURDS]

regenade is sick as fuck!!! spew!!!

[RyanMDF]

wow, here's a good one. i have 67 other band requests to go through just from the last 4 days. stay tuned..

IFBUTFORONE (http://www.myspace.com/ifbutforone)

http://myspace-188.vo.llnwd.net/00751/88/16/751536188_l.jpg

[Surt]

I didn't know Weird Al had kids...

[PrenatalButchery]

http://myspace-791.vo.llnwd.net/01289/19/79/1289869791_l.jpg
http://myspace.com/asecondrise :2gunsfiri

[Surt]

is that the customary "Oops! I just shit my pants and actually rather like it" band photo?

[TURDS]

wow, here's a good one. i have 67 other band requests to go through just from the last 4 days. stay tuned..

IFBUTFORONE (http://www.myspace.com/ifbutforone)

http://myspace-188.vo.llnwd.net/00751/88/16/751536188_l.jpg

this isn't a band photo...its dr0ne and he's waitin for his dad to get the fuckin lawnmower started 4 feet over.....

[TURDS]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=76743702

this band is a good one

[ifbutforone]

wow, here's a good one. i have 67 other band requests to go through just from the last 4 days. stay tuned..

IFBUTFORONE (http://www.myspace.com/ifbutforone)

http://myspace-188.vo.llnwd.net/00751/88/16/751536188_l.jpg
so Ryan are we a bad band? I just decided to take a look around to see who might be talking about us. And this is cool to see that we are getting around just a bit.

BTW, after months of recording, a couple months waiting for the solo guitar work, weeks of final mix downs, 3 weeks of waiting for the Canadian postal service, and a few weeks of mastering, we FINALLY have some tracks sent back to us from Derek of Sympathy. He is wrapping up the last of the tracks for the EP to hopefully come out this spring! The four tracks he sent us have been put online for you to hear at http://www.myspace.com/ifbutforone

now don't crack your neck or bang your head too hard. I do not want to nor need I to flip the for the doctor bill.....lol enjoy! STAY BRUTAL
David and Mark
IFBUTFORONE
http://www.myspace.com/ifbutforone
ifbutforone@gmail.com

[PrenatalButchery]

wow

[Surt]

I do not want to nor need I to flip the for the doctor bill.....
Do you even speak English as a first language?

besides if you're going to pick a band name, why in hells name pick something that can so easily be changed to 'Sniff Butt Hormones'?


more on-topic, i'm getting sick of all these pointless "underground brutal" metal labels and distros that keep adding me as if they don't realise they kind of invalidate the point of adding me. If I gave a toss about any of the bands that have only ever sold 12 cds (half of them to friends and family), then i'd have checked them out already...

and more to the point, if i deny them once, why do they always think that if they send me another one four or five times i'll eventually give in and add them?

[PrenatalButchery]

hahah yeah its pretty shitty man, i feel bad for this poor dude tho i ahvent even listened to his tunes yet lol

[puppetmaster8586]

Do people even go out and play shows, it's rare that i hear " hey, we're playing so and so on saturday, it's always hey, check out our music on myspace.

[ifbutforone]

well saddly when you live in the greenest state known as Washington st. you find core bands and a load of emo, but little or no death metal bands. I am sorry that you think if but for one looks like a butthole. I on the other hand see a message, but that is ok. I have tried looking for musicians in a simlar caliber, but they are too old or are too young. And on top of that I have a family to feed, and well my wife and kids come before the music so it becomes a project to me, so if you still cannot comprehend what I am talking about then have a merry christmas!

[Surt]

i was actually just questioning why pick such a shite name if the "project" is so important to you?

Besides, you can't be that picky if you like Iced Earth anyway.

[RyanMDF]

I hope Blasphemous Creation is the next band to visit this thread.

[ifbutforone]

i was actually just questioning why pick such a shite name if the "project" is so important to you?

Besides, you can't be that picky if you like Iced Earth anyway.
well you call it dung, crap poop, but to me it means something. Some people even call it ibuprofun just because it is easier to say that, and I am good with that. Lets look....you are trying to figure out why we called the band or project IFBUTFORONE! Well I will give you 13 times to guess, then I will tell you why, unless you already know why and am trying to get me a little hot under the collar....lol....

[Surt]

i'm not trying to do anything, other than figure out why pick such an obtuse name for a genre such as metal.

Maybe if you were an emo or funkadelic band it would make sense...

[scumbag]

honestly, ifbutforone, you just seem like a fag.

[ten_second_infinity]

I guess I could post my shitty myspace bands in this well-named thread.

www.myspace.com/misogyny00
Just got a new recording up, Uffe (stabwound) will be putting vocals up when I get the mastered track in (the track on myspace is unmasterd/unmixed.)
We'll be recording a 4 song demo and sending it out to labels.

www.myspace.com/avhelvete (black metal)

Signed to pray for death productions... releasing a full length in spring/summer '07

www.myspace.com/selbstmordservice (black metal)
releasing a 5 song EP some time in the coming weeks.


Flame on.

[dr0ne]

www.myspace.com/rectumcumfeces


My Anal Spermshit/less groovy SMES type "band".

[TURDS]

i'm back............that bands awesome

[scumbag]

ohh, are we posting our bands now?

heres my gangsta rap group. yes, we are a joke (literally and figuratively).
http://myspace.com/26xx4lyf

[ten_second_infinity]

fuck joke bands.

[ten_second_infinity]

I guess I could post my shitty myspace bands in this well-named thread.

www.myspace.com/misogyny00
Just got a new recording up, Uffe (stabwound) will be putting vocals up when I get the mastered track in (the track on myspace is unmasterd/unmixed.)
We'll be recording a 4 song demo and sending it out to labels.

www.myspace.com/avhelvete (black metal)

Signed to pray for death productions... releasing a full length in spring/summer '07

www.myspace.com/selbstmordservice (black metal)
releasing a 5 song EP some time in the coming weeks.


Flame on.

[scumbag]

haha, wah.

If its any consolation, the guy who raps on our track takes it pretty seroiusly.

[dr0ne]

lol @ black metal in TX.


Talk about an oxymoron.

[dr0ne]

ohh, are we posting our bands now?

heres my gangsta rap group. yes, we are a joke (literally and figuratively).
http://myspace.com/26xx4lyf


This is pretty amazing.

I have an entire death rap cd written, I'm suppose to start recording it Monday so that's all types of ill shit.

[TURDS]

cool, sounds like a fetid of mediocrity

[ten_second_infinity]

This is pretty amazing.

I have an entire death rap cd written, I'm suppose to start recording it Monday so that's all types of ill shit.


death rap??
Is that stuff like Necro?

[Surt]

is there any unsigned bands that Uffe isn't contributing to?

[ten_second_infinity]

millions.

[dr0ne]

death rap??
Is that stuff like Necro?


Word, but I'm mixing in Gutto-esque vocals.

[scumbag]

is gutto otto von schirach and gut?

[dr0ne]

is gutto otto von schirach and gut?

Yeah, greatest 'groovegore' EP ever.

They need to make like 50 more cds.

[Surt]

millions.
well he's contributing to two of my friends band, Invocate (http://www.myspace.com/ischaemiauk), so i guess in my momentarily narrow-minded outlook it seemed like he was doing it wholesale.

[ten_second_infinity]

Yeah, I heard Invocate...
we've been doing misogyny for a number of months now, though.
Almost a year I believe.. or something.
anyways...
what do you think of the recording?
I guess you can't compare it to the old one seeing as you probably didn't hear it.

[Eric Paradox]

I looked up SMES and came up with St Margaret's Episcopal School.

[ifbutforone]

honestly, ifbutforone, you just seem like a fag.
I sound like a fag? I am in a religious band, and I play music that you like, and I can play music just as brutal as you like it and yet I am a fag? That is so brilliant! It is obvious that you are just way above the naturals standard of life eh?
BTW I will be out of town this coming week fso have a bloody Merry F**Kin brutally RIPPIN Christmas!

[Crucified Coma]

I sound like a fag?
I am in a religious band
You just answered your own question.

[scumbag]

I sound like a fag? I am in a religious band, and I play music that you like, and I can play music just as brutal as you like it and yet I am a fag? That is so brilliant! It is obvious that you are just way above the naturals standard of life eh?
BTW I will be out of town this coming week fso have a bloody Merry F**Kin brutally RIPPIN Christmas!


I <3 me.

[Surt]

i've actually not listened to it yet. i'll give it a whirl when i'm fucking around on MySpaz later.

[parabola5353]

i feel bad for ifbutforone.

[Surt]

I sound like a fag? I am in a religious band, and I play music that you like, and I can play music just as brutal as you like it and yet I am a fag? That is so brilliant! It is obvious that you are just way above the naturals standard of life eh?
BTW I will be out of town this coming week fso have a bloody Merry F**Kin brutally RIPPIN Christmas!
are you bitterly Jewish or something?

[Handicapitation]

I sound like a fag? I am in a religious band, and I play music that you like, and I can play music just as brutal as you like it and yet I am a fag? That is so brilliant! It is obvious that you are just way above the naturals standard of life eh?
BTW I will be out of town this coming week fso have a bloody Merry F**Kin brutally RIPPIN Christmas!

I just wanted to see this post one more time.

I sound like a fag? I am in a religious band, and I play music that you like, and I can play music just as brutal as you like it and yet I am a fag? That is so brilliant! It is obvious that you are just way above the naturals standard of life eh?
BTW I will be out of town this coming week fso have a bloody Merry F**Kin brutally RIPPIN Christmas!

Okay I feel better now. SHRED YOUR GUITAR IN THE NAME OF JESUS, BROSEPH!

I'm going to burn your church down.

[ten_second_infinity]

lol @ black metal in TX.


Talk about an oxymoron.

rofl :emot-LMAO
Absu? Averse Sefira? Try again.


I'd say "good music in TX." is more of an oxymoron.

[TURDS]

are you bitterly Jewish or something?
if he was, he wouldn't be merry'n any christmas's to anybody

[Surt]

maybe Xmas getting all the precedence over Hannukah is what's making him so bitter

[ifbutforone]

You just answered your own question.
I answered nothing. I choose a phrase that fits for what I am looking for. If I am a fag, then you are the one trying to turn me into that kind of poser, and I will make sure to kick my keys all the way home
BTW yeah I shred for God and you can if you really want to burn down the brick building that I go to. No matter what you must be sweating to have to come up with a fag term....

[dr0ne]

rofl :emot-LMAO
Absu? Averse Sefira? Try again.


I'd say "good music in TX." is more of an oxymoron.


I don't care how good you are, there's nothing morbid and necro about Texas.


And for the most part you're right, but we have our gems here and there.

[scumbag]

I answered nothing. I choose a phrase that fits for what I am looking for. If I am a fag, then you are the one trying to turn me into that kind of poser, and I will make sure to kick my keys all the way home
BTW yeah I shred for God and you can if you really want to burn down the brick building that I go to. No matter what you must be sweating to have to come up with a fag term....

Wow. HARDEN THE FUCK UP.

[ten_second_infinity]

I don't care how good you are, there's nothing morbid and necro about Texas.


The heat!!!
...Sun Metal.

[Surt]

FAO: sniffifbuttforscones



YOUR GOD IS DEAD!

danke.

[Handicapitation]

I want a scone.

Subliminal message from the scone industry? I'm onto you.

[TURDS]

we have our gems here and there.
steers and queers?

[ifbutforone]

FAO: sniffifbuttforscones



YOUR GOD IS DEAD!

danke.
if my God is dead then you and I are also dead! I have no cares about you and your calling me a fag lets talk about the music!

[ifbutforone]

Wow. HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
man no one wants me to harden. I use to be that hell fire and brimstone. haha..........You don't want that man!

[Eric Paradox]

Ibuprofin

[TURDS]

everbody needs to smoke weed more.....

[ifbutforone]

how the fuck does that even make the slightest bit of rational sense?

I have a pulse, oxygen circulating my body in my blood, mitosis occuring on a celluar level. I leave my own distinct fingerprints on everything i come into contact with on whatever large or small scale.


Your 'God' has never been proven to be anything more than fiction in the weak minds of those too moronic to see life for the blunt reality it is, instead feeling the need to revert to "it's all Gods plan" as your wife gets raped or your brother gets shot dead.

Fuck you, fuck your warped perception of reality and fuck your naive fairy tales that are madness born from your own fantasies.
my wife was raped before I met her, and my brother was killed by an idiot who gave him drugs, so I do not have a warped perception. My mother is rotting away because of my brother's death. My father I do not know where he is at in all this and is doing his own thing hoping not to have to think about my only 26 and should be 29 year old brother's accidental suicide. So screw you back. You think you have your life oh so hard, and that everything that happens to you is because of God, well you are a complete idiot then. There is a Maker that made every inch of you for Him, but you choose to accept your life, and all that is within when you never knew how much more you could have had. I feel your anger, your pain, sorrow, etc...Am I angry at God for taking my brother away from me? HELL YAH. But He has helped me through this!

[ten_second_infinity]

my wife was raped before I met her, and my brother was killed by an idiot who gave him drugs, so I do not have a warped perception. My mother is rotting away because of my brother's death. My father I do not know where he is at in all this and is doing his own thing hoping not to have to think about my only 26 and should be 29 year old brother's accidental suicide. So screw you back. You think you have your life oh so hard, and that everything that happens to you is because of God, well you are a complete idiot then. There is a Maker that made every inch of you for Him, but you choose to accept your life, and all that is within when you never knew how much more you could have had. I feel your anger, your pain, sorrow, etc...Am I angry at God for taking my brother away from me? HELL YAH. But He has helped me through this!

That's interesting. That after all of that shit happened to you and your family, you still believe in "God."
Don't you think.... bare with me now... that if he indeed existed, none of that would've happened to you, since you're obviously a devout Christian? :emot-wors

[TURDS]

dude i think shitty shit happens to people that dont believe in god too.....

[ten_second_infinity]

dude i think shitty shit happens to people that dont believe in god too.....

...

NO SHIT.

[Surt]

"it's all God's plan" to see kids molested & murdered, women beaten, mass genocide in the name of God, ethnic cleansing, slavery, corruption, child labour, pollution, and much more beside.

And what good points do you have given to you by your misguided faith in a god?
The misguided faith in that which can ultimately never be delivered, the naive misconception that YOUR god is the ONLY god - therefore giving you the excuse to start wars and commit atrocities all in the name of the defense of your faith, 'saving the savages' and obliterating anythign which stands in the way of mass contagion of your virulent philosophical plague.

Christianity is at it's very core hypocritical, self-contradictory and in effect a recluse for the vulnerable, weak-minded and infallibly naive.


Where is your saviour now?

You think you have your life oh so hard, and that everything that happens to you is because of God, well you are a complete idiot then.
Erm, apart from the fact that I don't recall complaining about having "things so bad", technically to blame everything that happens to me on your God would mean accepting that your imaginary saviour and redemption could actually hold any substance whatsoever.
I have no grievance with your fictitious idol, i have a grievance with His followers who preach one thing and act on the other. Isn't the saying "Blessed are the meek"? And yet you can't go to practically any country in this world without being subjected to the mass indoctrination attempts by Christians too fucking myopic and the epitome of self-righteousness to acknowledge that not every human being is of dubious enough mind & integrity to subscribe to such an ultimately flawed belief structure.

I defy you to disprove the fact that nationalism and religion have been the biggest causes of conflict in mankind's history and still are today, no matter what strenuous political banner you wish to fly it under.

I'm quite done with this argument to be honest as I don't really care how you wile away your entire lifes, hopes and dreams on false hopes and I'm pretty sure you don't care about what I believe in as it's so polar opposite to that of yours.

I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism.
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.

[ifbutforone]

"it's all God's plan" to see kids molested & murdered, women beaten, mass genocide in the name of God, ethnic cleansing, slavery, corruption, child labour, pollution, and much more beside.
It is God's plan in John 3:16 and 17 to love the world and give His Son for us tp die for the world for us to have eternal life and not to condemn the world but to love the world. God created us not to be robots, but to have fellowship and to commune with us His creations. His clause to give us a choice of heaven and hell made the freaks out there decide to fo what they want to do, like rape, slaughter, poison, lie, even tell the truth. We have a choice that was given to us and some of us well will be....well you kow the rest of the story as I would have to say which I will not!

"
And what good points do you have given to you by your misguided faith in a god?
The misguided faith in that which can ultimately never be delivered, the naive misconception that YOUR god is the ONLY god - therefore giving you the excuse to start wars and commit atrocities all in the name of the defense of your faith, 'saving the savages' and obliterating anythign which stands in the way of mass contagion of your virulent philosophical plague.

Christianity is at it's very core hypocritical, self-contradictory and in effect a recluse for the vulnerable, weak-minded and infallibly naive.


Where is your saviour now?Well I cnanot speak for your anitgod ways, but I do not start wars in the name of my God witha big G not a tiny g like the non believers speak of. If it was not for my God yo uwould not be alive. But being that we were created from sin we chose to do things not in the site of the Lord. Through this wars the plague genicide were created, but did He do this? Well that is a question you will have to answer yourself through your years and until your last breath comes. Until then your hatred will only take you to a deeper passion of hate that well you choose to live by. It saddens me, but it is your choice, not mine!


"Erm, apart from the fact that I don't recall complaining about having "things so bad", technically to blame everything that happens to me on your God would mean accepting that your imaginary saviour and redemption could actually hold any substance whatsoever.
I have no grievance with your fictitious idol, i have a grievance with His followers who preach one thing and act on the other. Isn't the saying "Blessed are the meek"? And yet you can't go to practically any country in this world without being subjected to the mass indoctrination attempts by Christians too fucking myopic and the epitome of self-righteousness to acknowledge that not every human being is of dubious enough mind & integrity to subscribe to such an ultimately flawed belief structure.

I defy you to disprove the fact that nationalism and religion have been the biggest causes of conflict in mankind's history and still are today, no matter what strenuous political banner you wish to fly it under.

I'm quite done with this argument to be honest as I don't really care how you wile away your entire lifes, hopes and dreams on false hopes and I'm pretty sure you don't care about what I believe in as it's so polar opposite to that of yours.

I cannot defy that man not God has taken religion to a new point in life where people are starting to not like the fact in one true God. The fact that one Deity controls the world, and decides if you will be with Him in heaven or in hell. All your deceptions and beliefs are mainly from books on people who chose their lives, and the fact that we have someting you do not have and that yo uwill hate us for till you find it one day. HOPE! Read everything you just typed. Man you have no hope! And do I care? Yes, which is another reason why you hate me. Am I a hypocrite? Yes I am! And you hate that all the more, but I am free when I confess in who I am and what I am and that I was once in bondage, but when I ask for forgiveness I am free from all that, and am made new again, which you also hate!

Did I want to answer on this comment? No, but there is also a hope that lies within and till that is all gone, I will have to answer that till the day I die. Until then go and ask more and say what you want to say hoping to make me look as an idiot that believes in a supernatural being that without faith and belief and hope that there cannot be. You cannot believe in God unless you believe!

[RyanMDF]

I'm really looking forward to Surt's response...Should be classic.

[Eric Paradox]

man, Surt pulled out all the punches with that diatribe. Glen Benton should be CTRL-V'ing it into his next album's lyric booklet.

[TURDS]

i dont think i read one thing about a shitty band in either of you tools posts.....i'm now losing "hope"....

[ifbutforone]

well I am sorry you are loosing hope......... :emot-LMAO sarcasm.
My whole intent was to figure out how you all found about my band, and what you thought of it. but by calling me a fag you called me out and asked me to put the boxing gloves on. Now with this discussion with Surt he sounds like a great guy and it would be great to meet him someday! Sometimes I think it is better to not try to find out who is talking about you than to find out and make a sh*t pool, and then try to act as if nothing has happened! So you all have a great life, and you know where I am if you want more of me, especially Surt! Talk at yah all way later!

[TURDS]

look dude, eveybody's a fag, its not just you. wether its some hot topic, blasphemous euro trash or some godragiouos broham from greenland or whatever. i personally think that it makes for a decent life to believe there's something better after this, so i choose to. blah blah blah......whats you bands URL?

[TURDS]

lol @ black metal in TX.
I'm not sure but i think this is the funniest thing I've ever read......anyway
IFBUTFORSCONES i really want to be on your side about all of this, you know, cause i really hate the anti-christians that dont really know why they're like that except that they want to fit in with the stag, useless, mediocrite lyrical work of maybe Geln Benton or Ross Dolan. BUT......dude your band is atrocious....shortly followed by all the points you made. I'm sorry, i cant help "save you" from all the naysayers, as much as i want to...

[Surt]

I'm really looking forward to Surt's response...Should be classic.
I'm quite done with this argument to be honest

I put the uberdork God Squad Seargent on ignore prior to whatever "thou shalt kiss my ring" bull he was inevitably going to reply with.



but... in the interests of keeping up 'the good fight'...

It is God's plan in John 3:16 and 17 to love the world and give His Son for us tp die for the world for us to have eternal life and not to condemn the world but to love the world. God created us not to be robots, but to have fellowship and to commune with us His creations. His clause to give us a choice of heaven and hell made the freaks out there decide to fo what they want to do, like rape, slaughter, poison, lie, even tell the truth. We have a choice that was given to us and some of us well will be....well you kow the rest of the story as I would have to say which I will not!

if he came to love the world then why the hell is it in such a fucked up and doomed downward spiral into certain self-destruction then?
oh yeah, because it's part of "His plan" so he can finally show his wrinkly old paedophiliac arse up at the end of days and claim credit for all things ever.

If Jesus comes back, we'll just kill the Jew again.

I do not start wars in the name of my God
Look up the Crusades.

Hope might not be gone, but what I believe you to call "hope" is in fact a manifestation of your naivety thinking that so long as you keep attending that quaint gothic structure every week, don't swear, and lead a "good" life that you're a shoe in for everlasting life on some cloud above a tropical island.

you have no hope! And do I care? Yes, which is another reason why you hate me.
It's not an absence of hope, it's a defiance to your misguided faith which will ultimately lead to your own breakdown - whether mental or bacterial once you do expire and your soul doesn't go anywhere or do anything other than cease to exist.
You're confusing the concept of hope with a mental delusion designed to comfort you in or in anticipation of distressing circumstances, ie everlasting life vs death.
"hope" insinuates the possibility of the desired effect actually happening as opposed to the sheer incredulous fact that your salvation will never materialise.

I don't hate you, as frankly that would require expending energy caring about what you think of me / of the world.
I know from past experience that people so deeply entwined in such deep mental delusions cannot be 'saved' from their own psychological bubble of insecurity.
I just wish you'd take such a mundane idiotic recreation of the naive out back and put it out of it's misery before it causes any more distress.



End of the day, your god does not exist. You cannot prove to me that he does. Your Messiah of Jewish heritage is dead and all prophecies of his return have thus far all proved false.

You are quite simply trying to pin all your hopes, dreams and insecurities on hitherto unexplained scientific phenomena which is currently beyond the understandings of human kind.


If you'd have told someone a hundred years ago that there'd be people orbiting the earth in a carbon fibre vehicle, they'd have disbelieved it or had you institutionalised.
If you'd have told someone 150 years ago that we'd all be "driving" around at high speeds on horseless metal chariots, they'd have called you a witch.

Mankind only uses 10% of it's brain mass, yet thinks of itself as automatically supreme to all other species because it evolved civilization.

You cannot believe in God unless you believe!
You cannot believe in God until you abandon all notion of free will and the desire to understand things in their full diametric fashion, gaining the urge to merely explain everything off as a whim on the part of some supreme being that you have to keep changing the characteristics off as time goes on and science continues to prove your existing myths to be just that. Myths.

[Lord_Octopus]

Hey, what happened to posting all the hilarious Bible Camp hardcore acts? I was lulzing off the walls, but managed to skip the entirety of the theology conference over the past two pages. All I know is someone actually managed to say this award-winning piece of fail:


You cannot believe in God unless you believe! :emot-LOL:

[Surt]

they're like a plague... once you find one "christian death metal" band on Myspace, they're all one big swarm of parasites with everyone on each others friends list.

seriously.

[Lord_Octopus]

Funny... I can say the same thing about Puerto Rican hookers.

[ifbutforone]

they're like a plague... once you find one "christian death metal" band on Myspace, they're all one big swarm of parasites with everyone on each others friends list.

seriously.
If am the plague then you would seriously have a problem Surt. Music is music no matter what race or religion. But if that is what you like then I can become your newest parasite... :emot-LOL:

[TURDS]

Funny... I can say the same thing about Puerto Rican hookers.
these are called crabs...

[TURDS]

holy shit....there's a new coalesce coming out....i guess this would be the opposite of a shitty myspace band post.......and crabs

[ifbutforone]

HELL O BOYS I AM BACK!

I am also hear to give you freaks of nature a sick and disturbing note!

Sancrosanct Records (a division of Raging Storm) enters deal with If But For One, a Christian death metal project based out of Lake Stevens, Washington.


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Suffolk, VA- April 11, 2007 - Sancrosanct records officially announces the inclusion of it's newest band to their family of artists. Washington State's If But For One is a studio project of David Rummelhart and Mark Christensen, both veterans of underground metal for a number of years. With studio sessions from Chuck Smith on lead guitars, and additional vocals and mixing by Brad Kennaugh, the band was able to create a powerful, inspirational, and outright brutal collection of music.

Calling on even more resources, the band's debut CD has been mastered by Dharok of Sympathy and Fear Dark Records, with CD artwork by Rexorcist Designs. "Through the Storm" will release on July 10, 2007 with pre-orders are availabe now at www.sancrosanct.com.

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About Sancrosanct Records
Sancrosant is a division of Raging Storm Records. Our focus is brutal metal music with a message. Our basic deal points are very artist friendly, and every final deal is custom built for the band and their needs.

Contact:
info@sancrosanct.com
http://www.sancrosanct.com
http://www.myspace.com/sancrosanctrecords


About Raging Storm Records
Raging Storm Records is an independent record label promoting positive music with a Christian world view, striving to represent our testimony in everything we do in accordance with Romans 12:1:

Therefore, I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God-this is your spiritual act of worship.

In keeping with the New Testament model of servant leadership, it is always our intent to serve the artist.

Contact:
info@ragingstormrecords.com
http://www.ragingstormrecords.com
http://www.myspace.com/ragingstormrecords

About If But For One
IF BUT FOR ONE have been set apart on a new journey to lead all generations to the Lord through the music that has been given unto them. With the loss of David's brother in 03, he started writing more heart felt
music. It has been a wild ride and we are looking at all the material we have trying to figure out what might be on the next album.

Contact:
ifbutforone@sancrosanct.com
http://www.myspace.com/ifbutforone


BTW thanks again for talking S&*t about us man. That was cool!

[Of Divine Nature]

OH BOY YOU GOT A RECORD DEAL!!!!

you still fucking blow goats dude.

[PrenatalButchery]

theres alot of total shit out there that is on labels that really doesent mean alot...just turn on the radio

[Mendicant]

http://www.sattlers.org/mickey/site/archive/2005/06/images/jesus-brb-lol.jpg

[ifbutforone]

thanks for not listening to the music and just speaking out of your mouth, for that is all you guys really know how to do isn't it? Show me that I am wrong about the music. Show me 50 people who think my music sucks and I will leave

[PrenatalButchery]

noones interested, you may have more luck trying to sell your band elsewhere..but noone really cares enough to find 50 people to check out your music

[TheSouthernThreat]

My one-man grind band. www.myspace.com/thesouthernthreat

Just kidding. It's the shit.

[dr0ne]

http://a427.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_e55c05cf21eb000bbd87d6d1f80a95c2.jpg



lol are you serious?

[TheSouthernThreat]

No. It's just fun.

[dr0ne]

What? I wasn't talking to you.

[TheSouthernThreat]

O sorry. I was at school so the picture didn't show up.

[RyanMDF]

Come on, guys. What happened to this thread? I put a block on band requests a long time ago, so it's up to you to keep it going strong.

[RICHARD PICKMAN]

Re-Animator (http://myspace.com/themutantsquad)

[Whee of the Dead]

http://a427.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_e55c05cf21eb000bbd87d6d1f80a95c2.jpg



lol are you serious?

I'm sure this guy gets plenty of ass.

[Surt]

Annotations Of An Autopsy (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=99245921)

check out tha brutha in da cap.
word.

half Guttural Secrete plajiary, half-plain utter bollocks core shite, half Circle Of Dead Children rip-off.

[Surt]

Hey, what happened to posting all the hilarious Bible Camp hardcore acts? I was lulzing off the walls, but managed to skip the entirety of the theology conference over the past two pages. All I know is someone actually managed to say this award-winning piece of fail:

:emot-LOL:

dude... so many fucking laughs traipsing through all the "BRUTAL FOR CHRIST!" bands out there...

start off with Impending Doom (http://www.myspace.com/impending)

SLAMMIN FO JESUS, FOO'!

[dr0ne]

Laughing at people for believing in a higher power is somehow more pathetic than believing in a higher power.

[Surt]

trying to come up with long overly convoluted sentances trying to sound more clever than you are is pretty pathetic too.


besides I wasn't knocking them for being christians, i was mocking them for being crap bands and being "brutal for christ".

are you tryin to tell me you don't find this guy the slightst bit amusing?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/DrPsyklonic/FAILer.jpg

let alone the people going around Myspace calling themselves "The Christian Mafia".


*waits for Transient or ten_second_infinity to come along and whine about me speaking my mind*

[Lord_Octopus]

Laughing at people for believing in a higher power is somehow more pathetic than believing in a higher power.

Oh please, there's no similarity between flinging shit at a mosque and cackling at the fact that suburbia has managed to bring together the batshit craziness of evangelicals with the inherent failure of myspace dethmehtulz.

[dr0ne]

trying to come up with long overly convoluted sentances trying to sound more clever than you are is pretty pathetic too.


besides I wasn't knocking them for being christians, i was mocking them for being crap bands and being "brutal for christ".

are you tryin to tell me you don't find this guy the slightst bit amusing?
lame fat loser kid

let alone the people going around Myspace calling themselves "The Christian Mafia".


*waits for Transient or ten_second_infinity to come along and whine about me speaking my mind*


Before you try and critique my comments, learn how to spell 'sentence' right, k thanx.

And being "brutal for" anything is plain retarded, why is it death metal faggots are allowed to be as lame as humanly possible but when someone does it with a religious theme it’s weird? If anything I would think through all the wars and innocent killings in the name of christ make christians more brutal than some loser 300lb kid wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt.

And metalheads have NYDM (among other lame creations, but I'll just stick with this for the argument), there really isn't anything lamer than that, there could be a "Dick Loving Christ Blast Beaters" and it still wouldn't be as gay as a whole group of losers wearing leather vests and blowing a has been death metal failure.

I mean come on, I'd take Mr. Moonspell skull stick guy over this nonsense any day:
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c47/MtlPandora/Meeting0008.jpg

Sweet wallpaper there guys....


Oh please, there's no similarity between flinging shit at a mosque and cackling at the fact that suburbia has managed to bring together the batshit craziness of evangelicals with the inherent failure of myspace dethmehtulz.

Did I ever say there was a similarity? Learn to read moron.

[Of Divine Nature]

i like the photo framed on the left side of the wall.

[dr0ne]

Haha looks like Dr. Phil.

[Crypto]

thanks for not listening to the music and just speaking out of your mouth, for that is all you guys really know how to do isn't it? Show me that I am wrong about the music. Show me 50 people who think my music sucks and I will leave

Speaking out of their mouths? Yeah, what kind of werido uses their mouth to speak with.:emot-LOL:

[Crypto]

And being "brutal for" anything is plain retarded, why is it death metal faggots are allowed to be as lame as humanly possible but when someone does it with a religious theme it’s weird? If anything I would think through all the wars and innocent killings in the name of christ make christians more brutal than some loser 300lb kid wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt.
lol, what's your infatuation with equating death metal to fat people? You must've been trampled in a pit as a child by a stampede of fat Cannibal Corpse fans and now you're traumatized.

[DE]

Lol @ Metal.

[parabola5353]

death metal fans are known for their good looks.

[dr0ne]

lol, what's your infatuation with equating death metal to fat people? You must've been trampled in a pit as a child by a stampede of fat Cannibal Corpse fans and now you're traumatized.

I repeat:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c47/MtlPandora/Meeting0008.jpg

[Lord_Octopus]

I mean come on, I'd take Mr. Moonspell skull stick guy over this nonsense any day:
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c47/MtlPandora/Meeting0008.jpg


These heffers really have failure down to an art.

[pooptastik]

so tvff that they had to show their mac book with skulls. TVFF

[Surt]

I repeat:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c47/MtlPandora/Meeting0008.jpg

all those leather waistcoats and fat men must mean it's the annual meeting of the Will Rahmer Fanclub

[Eric Paradox]

dr0ne's right, there really isn't much that is more lame than NYDM, or any of the spinoffs. it's like the FSU of death metal, only they look even worse than the basketball jersey toughguys (and are just as much of insecure toughguys anyway). I just hope to god I don't ever have to run into someone with a patch that says VTDM.

[Surt]

ah but that's funny... just many fucking bastardisations you can warp out of one acronym - TXDM (the first one I believe)... and copy the exact same X layout thing.

half the fuckin time it turns into a guessing game as to just where abouts in the pissing world they're from now.


as for VTDM... i can't remember where I saw it or who it was, but I remember there being a Canadian version too.... I've got a feeling it's ONDM

[RyanMDF]

I represent the NYDM, South Bohemia Czech chapter. SBCZDM. Fuck the haters.

[scumbag]

Surt, the X layout comes from hardcore. NY (big X) HC, CC x HC etc etc.