I Am a Small Wooden Statue on a Patch of Crabgrass Next to a Dried Up Riverbed

[neeeil!]

what is the tracklisting for this ep?
im interested in hearing it!

also, is "salvation army" a horse the band song
because my friend sent me it
and its really good

thanks!

[MC Escher]

salvation army is a horse song.


not sure on the track listing of that ep. (unless it's the one that is more commonly referred to as 'beautiful songs by men', then i know it).

[Winterfresh]

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I'm not too sure how accurate the information for "The Secret Ryhthm Of The Universe" that's listed on there is, even though I was the one who submitted it (I got it off some foreign site).

I'm pretty sure there's another album under their belt (unless the information I got for "The Secret Rhythm..." is bogus) because I've got a couple other songs entitled: Sitcom #3, The Epic Of Port Gunnel I: The Secret Ryhthm Of The Universe, The Epic Of Port Gunnel II: Port Gunnel, The Epic Of Port Gunnel III: Our New Horn, The Kangarooster Bekons [which is different from Thus Spake The Kangarooster], and The Club (The Fascist Song).

So yeah, if anyone can help out, it'd be cool to know about the album those songs came from.

[neeeil!]

aww man!
any chance of you uploading "the scret rhythms of the universe" on megaupload?
thanks a bunch man

[SUPER-SAPPHIRE]

There are several demos

1.scabies the kangarooster and you (none of yo have this)
2.secret rhythm of the universe (few people have this...all the songs mentioned by winterfresh are on this.
3.I am small wooden statue..etc..aka..beautiful songs by men (there is a five song version and a seven song version.)

Then came r.borlax

the secret rhythm track listing is....
1.the club
2.salvation army
3.sitcom #3
4.the kangarooster beckons
5.ambiguous camel
6.dissonant
7.james II
8.THE EPIC OF PORT GUNNEL I-the secret rhythm of the universe
9.THE EPIC OF PORT GUNNEL II-port gunnel
10.THE EPIC OF PORT GUNNEL III-our new horn

the track listing for "i am a small wooden statue/beautiful songs by men/hammer demo
1.bunnies
2.The Buntaluffagus
3.the immense defecation of the bunt
4.the hammer of optirominilliakus
5.the greatest weight

some version had two extra tracks

6.in the wake of the bunt
7.The Legend of the Flower of Woe

Erik and Dave are on every album
Nathan is on all but the first one
nathan plays drums on secret rhythm
nathan plays bass on "i am a small wooden/beautiful songs by men"

There have been like five drummers....nine bass players and two singers.

the end.

[Winterfresh]

Ah, thanks a lot for that!

[horse_the_fan]

Dude Winterfresh! Do you have msn or anything so you could send me some of those really old songs that would rock.

[horsetheKEVIN]

Dude Winterfresh! Do you have msn or anything so you could send me some of those really old songs that would rock.

[poopie]

Hey guys... I uploaded my version of TSROTU (.rar) to megaupload.com

track list:
*******
1- Dissonant
2- The Greatest Weight (live) --- (apparently first show ever?)
3- In the wake of the buntaluffigus
4- James II
5- Port Gunnel
6- Purple (rough mix)
7- Salvation Army
8- The ambiguous camel
9- The buntaluffigus
10- The Greatest Weight
11- The hammer of Optirominiliukus
12- The immense defecation of the buntaluffigus
13- The legend of the Flower of Woe
14- Thus spake the Kangarooster

Is that a fake or what? .. I supposed this was the original version,.....

The songs that also appear in the CDs ("inmense defecation...", "In the wake...") are different and SO much better! (except for purple, which is the fucking same, wtf? rough mix my ass)
Personal favorite: The hammer of Optirominiliukus

====> Anyway, heres the link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SE4V73WK

Even if it IS fake, its pretty damn good

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[horse_the_fan]

Man! I got all those songs there all classics! but thanks for utting it up anyway . DUde your right The hammer of Optirominiliukus, is so very good ! haah the gang vocal part just classic

[HWMusic]

it would be glorious to hear The hammer of Optirominiliukus sang by Nathan, much like In the Wake of the Bunt was re-vamped and put on R.Borlax. That song is fucking awesome. Maybe put it on the new album or something :kngt:THANKS FOR PUTTING THAT LIST UP!

[horse_the_fan]

haha dave doesn't even remember how to play it tho haha !