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Kindergarten
08-26-2006, 02:00 PM
I just wanted to let anyone and everyone know, that no other band but HORSE the band would have the balls to put a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cover song as the last song of their brand new EP. And what's so funny about bands you see today who take themselves so seriously, is that this T.M.N.T. cover will make HORSE infinitely more famous than anyone else. Ahhh, this EP makes me pee-pee! When Were-Pizza hit my ears, I immediately thought "oh my god this song is so unbareablely BAD" and then I realized, wait, that's probably what HORSE was going for. A really really creepy-sounding filler track! Genius! And when it sounds like Leonardo and Donatello or trying to talk Michelangelo out of commiting suicide, when really they're trying to talk Michelangelo out of eating pizza. Ahhhhh!
Final verdict: Pizza receives 5/5 exploding boners.
TrippedXD
08-26-2006, 02:29 PM
I only heard the teaser of were-pizza.
Anti- pizza kicked much ass though.
MC Escher
08-26-2006, 02:52 PM
so how many tracks are there?
Kindergarten
08-26-2006, 03:01 PM
Five tracks.
1. Anti-Pizza
2. Crippled By Pizza (Pizzarrhea in the Pizzeria)
3. Werepizza
4. Pizza Nif
5. T.M.N.T.
I know most of you faggots (MOST) just download all of your music on the internet, but this is one of those CD's that you should buy simply because it gives HORSE money and it gives you boners so the exchange is beneficial for everyone.
MC Escher
08-26-2006, 03:08 PM
i actually have mine pre-purchased on amazon. and i may perhaps acquire another copy, but we'll see how that one goes...
too bad there's no 'i ate her pussy like a pizza' haha
HWMusic
08-26-2006, 07:07 PM
i heavily dislike the idea of a teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song. A crappy SKA band at my old high school did that. Nothing but disdain.
Kindergarten
08-27-2006, 12:02 AM
Well it's HORSE the band, not HORSE the crappy ska band.
Haha just kidding.
But seriously, fucking Pizza Nif? That song... fucking rocks, sooo hard. It's just like, I try to imagine what was going through their heads as they wrote it, and my brain cells slowly deteriorate, because it just doesn't make logical sense that any human being could produce a sound like this. It's beautiful/magical. My only complaint (which isn't really a complaint, because it's kind of funny) is that the verse in Pizza Nif where Nathan is screaming "What I want I want, I want it right now" is basically the same verse from Million Exploding Suns where he says "What's the point of dying without a heart?" I guess it might only because it's the same chords or whatever HUUUH. >.<
Goddamn just blow them already lol
and I'll get it next time they roll around.
Kindergarten
08-27-2006, 01:43 AM
It's true, it is possible that I enjoy HORSE enough to be unhealthy. That is why tonight, I end my life. Goodbyyye.
Just kidding.
horse_the_fan
08-29-2006, 12:43 PM
MAn did you Pick the Pizza EP at one of there shows? Or what?
Kindergarten
08-29-2006, 04:08 PM
Apparently HORSE is really big in the Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/Pizza/dp/B00006ZY16/sr=8-14/qid=1156878394/ref=sr_1_14/102-0273100-9258559?ie=UTF8
horse_the_fan
08-30-2006, 05:16 PM
Yeha i knew about it on there but it does not come out for 6 days how can you be talking about Pizza Nif? When the cd has not even been put out yet ? I'm not getting mmine from Amazon, I will just get Dave to mail it to me.
neeeil!
09-02-2006, 11:48 AM
i cant wait for the ep
anti-pizza is a fucking amazing song
i ripped it from ther myspace for my ipod
i'll upload if anyone wants it?
MC Escher
09-02-2006, 03:02 PM
i'll take it even though I'll have in a couple of days haha.
poopie
09-02-2006, 04:29 PM
myspace sound quality = crap :S
ihatebleedingkansas
09-02-2006, 04:42 PM
how did u get to listen to all the songs on the EP??
holyfuck
09-02-2006, 07:19 PM
picked up ma copy at hmv. pizza nif pretty much destroys everything.
ihatebleedingkansas
09-02-2006, 09:07 PM
dont cuss
neeeil!
09-03-2006, 01:33 PM
anti pizza!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AHDFR8DK
its not bad quality
its good for a rip
i cant wait any longer for this ep!
i neeeeed it
The HORSE of Troy
09-05-2006, 03:33 AM
I'm gonna go to my music store and see if they've got any copies. I'm gonna also try and order the vinyl whenit comes out :cool:
horsetheKEVIN
09-05-2006, 02:26 PM
I'm gonna go to my music store and see if they've got any copies. I'm gonna also try and order the vinyl whenit comes out :cool:
pfft, fuckin amazon, thats the last time i preorder. i could have just got it at best buy. im still waiting for mine. i will also get the vinyl just to hang on my wall. i dont have a record player.
SUPER-SAPPHIRE
09-05-2006, 03:49 PM
"whats the point of dying without a heart???????????????????"
fucking kill me now.
Kindergarten
09-05-2006, 07:47 PM
Hahaha, I totally guessed the lyrics on that one. My bad dude.
P.S. Oops, and the song I was referring to was A Rusty Glove, not A Million Exploding Suns.
horsetheKEVIN
09-06-2006, 02:05 PM
this is a fuckin rad cd man, i can not even decide which song i like best. no michaelangelo dont do it for pizza!
MC Escher
09-06-2006, 05:13 PM
i too am fuming b/c i ordered it on amazon and do not have it yet, but i can take a trip to a million and one places to get it.... eerrrgh
HWMusic
09-06-2006, 05:20 PM
i ordered it from amazon, and it also isn't here yet. I went to every store around me that I know has CD's and none are carrying Pizza.
I dont see whats good about it at all. I mean I loved the mechanical hand, its an amazing album, and horse is a freakin awsome band, which is why this is so dissapointing. Anti-pizzas a great song, and crippled by pizza is pretty good, but the rest is crap. I mean horse can do whatever the fuck they want, whatever, but the point is they didnt need to cancel shows for this. and i didnt need to pay for it. its not very good.
I cant wait till they record the next album though, hope its BADASSS.
:analsex: :analsex: :analsex: :analsex: :analsex: :analsex: :analsex:
HWMusic
09-07-2006, 01:12 AM
I guess I'll be the first to tell you that there are faceless people having anal sex on your post.
yeah what happened to pizzarhea in the pizzaria?
:analsex: :analsex: :analsex: :rocket:
:lol:
lust4gore
09-07-2006, 08:06 PM
ripped it last week, it's decent.
foundmyfrisbee
09-07-2006, 09:14 PM
yeah, its decent. not nearly worth cancelling a tour.
not trying to bring up old news, but seriously, not worth it.
horse_the_fan
09-07-2006, 10:33 PM
Man they do what they want . And yeah it sucks they canceled ayour but that was a long time ago jeezes suck it up . They will be on tour again realy soon.
HWMusic
09-07-2006, 11:02 PM
Crippled by Pizza (Pizzarhea in the Pizzaria)
My name is included in the ingredients on the back cover!!
Apparently only 5 people bought them pizza's due to the press release?
horsetheKEVIN
09-08-2006, 12:42 PM
they never come here, im glad they canceled the tour to make this ep for me to listen to. muaha.
Kindergarten
09-08-2006, 02:14 PM
My name is included in the ingredients on the back cover!!
Apparently only 5 people bought them pizza's due to the press release?
Haha, dude, that's bad-ass.
HWMusic
09-08-2006, 07:50 PM
i bought myself pizza, ate it, and had no remorse what so ever
Has anybody else found themselves accidently buying pizza every time they wanna eat?
It's like a being out there wants us to eat pizza after buying PIZZA.
horsetheKEVIN
09-11-2006, 01:52 PM
i wannnnnnnntttttttttttttttttttt pizzzzzaaaaaaaaaa NIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Fluffy
09-12-2006, 11:23 AM
ok its the fucking 12th of september now and i still aint got my pizza ep (which has been on pre order for ages)
horsetheKEVIN
09-12-2006, 02:11 PM
ok its the fucking 12th of september now and i still aint got my pizza ep (which has been on pre order for ages)
wadata, download it?
ok its the fucking 12th of september now and i still aint got my pizza ep (which has been on pre order for ages)
It just came out the 5th, and it usually takes 1-2 weeks to ship. 2 weeks is the 19th.
Left Hand Punk
09-13-2006, 09:29 PM
"Crippled by Pizza" is very enjoyable and the MIDI sequence at the end of the song is pretty funny.
poopie
09-14-2006, 12:43 AM
I bought teh cd .... what level of douchebaggery would it be to rip it and upload it ? :S
I feel I must share this JOY with the world....
"Crippled by Pizza" is very enjoyable and the MIDI sequence at the end of the song is pretty funny.
MIDI? I thought that was a palm muted guitar? Or are you talking about the deep xylopohone sounding layer? =p
Either way, the song owns.
Left Hand Punk
09-14-2006, 07:29 PM
MIDI? I thought that was a palm muted guitar? Or are you talking about the deep xylopohone sounding layer? =p
Either way, the song owns.
Actually if it were guitar it would be harmonics, but they're definitely MIDI. I've written songs in MIDI before and my friend recognized the MIDI sound haha. It's still funny either way.
Ahh, now that I pay closer attention I can hear what you mean. =]
biosyn
09-15-2006, 10:27 PM
does anybody have the lyrics for the EP, I want to sing along tommorow.
Crucified Coma
09-16-2006, 12:39 AM
It's a cool release. The TMNT cover kicks ass.
Fluffy
09-16-2006, 09:49 AM
no longer shall i bitch at amazon as my copy came today :D
at first listen i was a bit unsure, but as usual this is just the same case as every horse release
i love this ep
biosyn
09-19-2006, 04:06 AM
Have you googled them?
yep. no luck.
ABulletToTheSun
09-24-2006, 12:58 AM
It's amazing, but with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles song, a man by the name of Todd Rackhaam, recorded a version of it, and honestly, it's just a smidgen better than HORSE's version. The EP is still amazing though.
My Arms Your Hearse
09-30-2006, 06:07 AM
it sounds like they made that ending in Tabit, haha.
colethomas
12-10-2006, 03:35 PM
does anybody have the lyrics for the EP, I want to sing along tommorow.
so yeah, does anyone know where to find the lyrics?
seaargentkitty
12-18-2006, 09:44 PM
What's the point of dying without a heart?
FTW?
if i am a machine because of my man-made heart?
why do i dream of a dinosaur tearing sheep apart?
colethomas
12-18-2006, 11:13 PM
What's the point of dying without a heart?
FTW?
if i am a machine because of my man-made heart?
why do i dream of a dinosaur tearing sheep apart?
what?
poopie
12-18-2006, 11:24 PM
lol, i dunno, but i kinda like it
about the lyrics: I still havnt found them anywhere :(
sktralternative
12-21-2006, 02:54 AM
i emailed nathan if he could send me the lyrics and he responded with
"they are a secret
-FROM THE DESK OF GENERAL ZEE ZOD"
seaargentkitty
12-23-2006, 04:52 PM
KINDERGARTEN:My only complaint (which isn't really a complaint, because it's kind of funny) is that the verse in Pizza Nif where Nathan is screaming "What I want I want, I want it right now" is basically the same verse from Million Exploding Suns where he says "What's the point of dying without a heart?"
SUPER-SAPPHIRE:
"whats the point of dying without a heart???????????????????"
fucking kill me now.
KINDERGARTEN:
Hahaha, I totally guessed the lyrics on that one. My bad dude.
P.S. Oops, and the song I was referring to was A Rusty Glove, not A Million Exploding Suns.
then i said:
What's the point of dying without a heart?
FTW?
if i am a machine because of my man-made heart?
why do i dream of a dinosaur tearing sheep apart?
"hint-hint" those are the actual lyrics
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