Abhorrent Advice column now online!

[Crucified Coma]

SMNnews.com is happy to announce the launch of our brand new "Abhorrent Advice" column! Our two experts, Ross Sewage of Impaled and Anthony West of XXX Maniak, team up to give you practical, honest, and heart felt advice you wont find anywhere else. You can check out the column's debut at it's temporary home at our official MySpace page here:

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[deathmetaljohn]

Ross Sewage: "I think it's positively anti-cosmic and if I was in one of these bands putting out a shitty album just to make a few bucks off my fans after all my creativity had been sapped dry years earlier, I think I'd just put a gun to my head and blow it the fuck off."

how long ago did ross say this lol?

[Crucified Coma]

I got the answers from him after Jon shot himself, not sure when he wrote it though, lol. ;)

[deathmetaljohn]

i just got done reading the whole thing its fucking amazing, theres no way i can pick a favorite whens the next one?!

[Crucified Coma]

i just got done reading the whole thing its fucking amazing, theres no way i can pick a favorite whens the next one?!
haha, glad you liked it. It'll probably be a monthly thing. We'll probably have various "guests" sometimes too.

[deathmetaljohn]

godamn this is brilliant i think my favorites are ross's response to asking if he would like to be a woman and anthony's "My musical influences are Michael Jackson exclusively since an alien host took over his body in the late 90s."

[Huge Cock]

this is probably the gayest shit ive ever seen

[deathmetaljohn]

you didnt find this amusing?