How will you die thread!

[jacob shock]

Car accident

[lemonfuzz9]

haha, imuh be the guy that gets drafted, ends up becoming a paratrooper, and strangles on the parachute ropes during his first combat jump.

[Scrote]

I will be sucked into the infinitely small yet infinitely dense singularity of a primordial black hole in the year 2098. At which point my body will become atomised and the very fabric of my existence will be ejaculated all over the space-time continuum.

[Deathface]

I hope to God i'm not going out in a Car Accident, fuck that. Hopefully I'll die in my sleep.

***Great thread btw***

[encore]

alcoholism, or lung cancer.

[to dream]

probably killed by a black person..

[Heavy Number One]

Probably getting stabbed by some drunk ass frat-boy faggot who i've never met that keeps insisting i'm "talking shit".

[Orkestra]

hopefully soon

[Mayhem After Death]

Overdose.

[DillingerEscapePlan]

Caught in the wheels of a combine.

[EASTWOOD]

reading this thread

[slick]

Seppuku.

At least thats my plan.

[Savior]

Old age.

[Obswalq]

SUICIDE LAWL

*waits 30 seconds to respawn*

[crackrocksteady]

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

[cannibaL.]

probably killed by a black person..

[Incendius]

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

sounds like a sleep terror song

[Deathface]

lol^

[prayer]

Eaten by a grizzly.

[Colter]

legs first into a wood chipper.

[Supreme]

electrocuted. you die with a really awesome orgasm.

[Savior]

I'm gonna masturbate and at the point of climax im going to shoot myself in the head.
I doubt that would be your first experience with that.

[BZM]

I doubt that would be your first experience with that.

OH FUCKING SNAP OHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Jotun]

Probably going to die of low blood sugar in my sleep. That's a hell of a way to go out too, trust me. Hahaha.

[Savior]

Then you're an idiot, but that's not a surprise.

[Jotun]

ICE COLD PWNAGE.

[!WaR]

avalanche of pooner.(?suffocation?)

[slick]

Probably going to die of low blood sugar in my sleep. That's a hell of a way to go out too, trust me. Hahaha.

The other day i woke up with a blood sugar of 27 and fucking knocked the shit out of my dad because he was trying to get me to eat some of that icing stuff they give you. it SUCKKKED.

[Jotun]

Hahaha...I had a siezure in my sleep the day after Christmas in 2004 and chewed the right side of my tongue off haha.

Diabetes is tight.

[Sudden Intoxication]

diabetes sounds metal

[slick]

diabetes sounds metal

\m/

[SculptorOfFlesh]

in a fire

[skin_blanketed]

This thread is awesome.

I've always said that i'm going to die in a cool way. My ideal way to go would be to jump out of a plane with a shit ton of explosives strapped to me and right before i hit the ground blow myself up.

More realistically though, I'll probably end up killing someone in a fit of road rage or over some stupid prideful quarrell and then spend the rest of my life in prinson. I've been told this will be my fate by several people.

No matter how i go, it will most certainly NOT be in my fucking sleep.

[Jotun]

diabetes sounds metal

Yeah, death metal is heavily influenced by diabetes.

Step aside, Suffo.

[yeehah]

get bit by a poisonus snake in africa, preferbally a cobra, but if no cobras then a venomus spider

[yeehah]

and or saving a baby in a fire, the baby would make it but i sadly wont and ill forever be remembered as a hero

[seijuromitsurugi]

pussification

[Savior]

Better question...what would your last words be to someone you loved if they were holding you as you were dying?

I think mine would be, "I have something to tell you..." and then just die.

[yeehah]

mine be, "fucking help me, im fucking dying"

[Obswalq]

I think mine would be, "I have something to tell you..." and then just die.

Nigga' stole my line.

[Savior]

Hahaha.

[slick]

"God........































Dayum............................







































Womayougurhrgnrn....................."

*expires

[skin_blanketed]

Better question...what would your last words be to someone you loved if they were holding you as you were dying?

"I love you." :emot-gigg

[Obswalq]

I just said that out loud while listening to Cemetary Gates.

Edit:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=A2953CF15FD2BF6A

[welsh boy]

"remember the alamo"

[devikit]

Ive already had this discussion with my friend Andy, he dies in a house fire and i die of natural causes.

Any ever make those folded up things that you pick numbers an colours an spell them out and it choses something for you? Well we made one and there was things like killed by a hoard of angry lesbians etc. Good topic imo

[receivethearsonist]

probably cancer, for me, although i sure hope that's not how i go. chemo is NO fun at all.

my last words would probably be along the lines of..
"BYE NIGGA!"

[Obswalq]

Not really, I was just trying to sound like one of the South Park characters having a "dramatic" death.

[KaffeinE]

I'm going to die of my wounds, after killing a Tyrannosaurus Rex with my bare hands.

[bobbydanger]

if i ever die, it will most likely be OD.

[Deathface]

"If i ever die" lol.