lmao...

[Shawn]

I just made things official with a girl, and got her to break up with me within 35 minutes... wtf.

[Shizzle]

Details.

[crackrocksteady]

lol was this done over the internet?

[Shawn]

lol was this done over the internet?
fuck yeah it was!!!!

[sktralternative]

big mistake my friend

[BZM]

never talk to girls on the internet. bad things happen. if girls don't hear a voice in their conversation, their internal circuitry goes haywire and they begin to misinterpret every single solitary thing they read. just more proof that girls never actually listen or think, they just hear your tone of voice and watch your body language. Without that, they go batshit.

[The Primer]

never talk to girls on the internet. bad things happen. if girls don't hear a voice in their conversation, their internal circuitry goes haywire and they begin to misinterpret every single solitary thing they read. just more proof that girls never actually listen or think, they just hear your tone of voice and watch your body language. Without that, they go batshit.


funniest fucking thing i have ever heard!!!!

if i had a sig i would put that in it.

[Shawn]

haha dude i did it on purpose

because yeah she's cool and all.. but after I "asked her out" (i did that in person) I realized that I in no way wanted a steady girlfriend, because right now I have like 5 booty calls going, and I don't want those to end.