lol AIM chats

[Obswalq]

http://www.freewebs.com/corystabs/lolowned.htm

so silly

[FlawInTheSystm]

I don't know why I read that whole thing. That bitch needs to be fuckin' slapped.

[Shizzle]

hahaha omfg.
shut the fuck you.
lmaonade.

[BZM]

i lol'd til i cried.

[Obswalq]

SHUT THE FUCK ME

[Savior]

If he's still on I'm gonna rip on him hard.


Curses.

[Obswalq]

lol do it

and call his girlfriend fat

[Savior]

He's not on anymore :-/

I will strike when he comes on.

[BZM]

same here, it will be an all-out assault.

[Incendius]

should get the entire btbam board in on the next one lmao

[Obswalq]

I might just do that, hahaha.

[Savior]

dude, you really should. we would just bomb on him until he'd leave.

[Obswalq]

All those in favor of making this faggot cry, press 69 LOLOLL

[Incendius]

lmao i love how they say if they knew where you lived they would literally kill you lol. Fucking internet lol Mother fucker ever came to my house id sit on the front steps with my entire arsonal.

[Holy_Reality]

but seriously... your mom is teh d3c3ased?

[Obswalq]

No, lol.

[infrangible silence]

Badass use of MAWNNWNWNNWNWNWNWNWNWNisms

[fritzscoot]

lawl

[Symbiotic in Theory]

One night me and two of my friends made a screen name to harrass people. Its razor romance blah blah blah..

HerRazorxRomance: hello
A x Broken Dream: who is this
HerRazorxRomance: i found your name on my friends buddylist a wile bak
HerRazorxRomance: i really need to talk to someone
A x Broken Dream: who's buddy list
HerRazorxRomance: i dont remember, it was a while ago
HerRazorxRomance: will you please just talk to me b4 i do sumthin i regret?
A x Broken Dream: um whats ur name
HerRazorxRomance: Joy
HerRazorxRomance: plz
A x Broken Dream: ok
HerRazorxRomance: do you ever feel like your life is just so damned bleak that its not worth living?
A x Broken Dream: yea sometimes
HerRazorxRomance: im so misunderstood by tha world sumtimes.
HerRazorxRomance: what do u do?
A x Broken Dream: um i talkt o ppl im close with.
HerRazorxRomance: but no1 understands me
HerRazorxRomance: and im lonely.
A x Broken Dream: and i just get thru it and know that for a reason my life is worth it
HerRazorxRomance: r u into cutting?
A x Broken Dream: no
HerRazorxRomance: wut reason do u hav 2 livE?
A x Broken Dream: i have greta firends and a greta boyfriend who are always there for me
A x Broken Dream: and i ahve great parents
A x Broken Dream: hello?
HerRazorxRomance: im jelus of ur life
A x Broken Dream: why, my life isnt always so great
HerRazorxRomance: but u jus said u have all this gr8 stuff
A x Broken Dream: but it isnt always great
HerRazorxRomance: rly?
A x Broken Dream: yea
A x Broken Dream: i go thru roguth times too
A x Broken Dream: u just gotta hang int here
HerRazorxRomance: but my life never is smooth, its always ruff
A x Broken Dream: how?
HerRazorxRomance: i live in a shoe. my mother is a walrus, and my father is a racecar, and the only friend i have is a bag of rice.
HerRazorxRomance: LOL WANNA CYBER?
A x Broken Dream: what
A x Broken Dream: who the fuck are you
A x Broken Dream: go kill urslef
A x Broken Dream: ur gross
HerRazorxRomance: r u into cutting?
A x Broken Dream: who
A x Broken Dream: the fuck are you
HerRazorxRomance: u shud take it up, its fun.
A x Broken Dream: ? what is ur problem
A x Broken Dream: ?
HerRazorxRomance: lol question
A x Broken Dream: who are you and why are you even talkign to me
HerRazorxRomance: i love you
A x Broken Dream: ohk i kno who u r now
A x Broken Dream: why dont u and ur fuckign friend leave me alone
A x Broken Dream: ites been a fuckign year
A x Broken Dream: and em and dave are over
HerRazorxRomance: ...haha what?
A x Broken Dream: i kno who u are
A x Broken Dream: you got what u wanted so what do u want kno
A x Broken Dream: now*
HerRazorxRomance: yes, please call my phone and bitch at me because you know who this really is.
A x Broken Dream: what do u want wiht me
HerRazorxRomance: i love you.
HerRazorxRomance: sometimes, i like to watch you count beans in your sunday dress on the porch with my binoculars.
A x Broken Dream signed off at 7:12:31 PM.


The best part is I have no idea who "Dave" is or any of that shit she mentioned.

HerRazorxRomance: I see you in the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
MissxJessicaxAnn: What?
HerRazorxRomance: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
MissxJessicaxAnn: ??
HerRazorxRomance: Fuck me, fuc kme
MissxJessicaxAnn: what, lmfao?
HerRazorxRomance: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
MissxJessicaxAnn: what r u talking about?
HerRazorxRomance: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops.
HerRazorxRomance: I kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the buldge that forms in your thigh.
MissxJessicaxAnn: Wtf?
HerRazorxRomance: If cancer is our love, then I hope you dont have the technology for chemotherapy.
MissxJessicaxAnn: ??\\
HerRazorxRomance: You grab the buldge that you feel. You think it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
HerRazorxRomance: the salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
HerRazorxRomance: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness
HerRazorxRomance: ...
HerRazorxRomance: Im spent.
MissxJessicaxAnn: who the fuck are you?
HerRazorxRomance: have a nice day. you might wanna wipe that out of your eye.
MissxJessicaxAnn: okay .
MissxJessicaxAnn: thanks for makin me laugh.
HerRazorxRomance: True lovers always know how to make one another laugh
MissxJessicaxAnn: who r u?
HerRazorxRomance: i gaze into your eyes as if they are the world held within two small spheres.
HerRazorxRomance: I ignore the semen pulsating in htem.
MissxJessicaxAnn: okay
MissxJessicaxAnn: Your getting blocked you sick fuck.
HerRazorxRomance: NO
HerRazorxRomance: i think i love you.
MissxJessicaxAnn: yeah
MissxJessicaxAnn: Who r u?
HerRazorxRomance: is that yeah "im gonna block you" or yeah "i love you too"
HerRazorxRomance: we should plan a cruise to cancun
HerRazorxRomance: we can watch the sunrise together.
MissxJessicaxAnn: Who r u ?
HerRazorxRomance: thats not important. quickly, get into my van.
HerRazorxRomance: drink this.
MissxJessicaxAnn: is this ashleys Ex boyfriend
HerRazorxRomance: i molest your passed out body. growing hard now i poo on your face and and then jizz all over your now naked body.
HerRazorxRomance: i ignore the immense ugliness
MissxJessicaxAnn: too bad i didnt pass out
MissxJessicaxAnn signed off at 2:06:33 PM.
HerRazorxRomance: FUCK. DRINK IT YOU BITCH.

yes... i just quoted Bloodninja for the first half cause I knew that she wouldnt know what it was. But at the end I made all that shit up and it really freaked her out.

[vegasaint]

You grab the buldge that you feel. You think it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
lawlgreens

And Cory, that dude Casey gives my name a bad rap. :rocket:

[Deathface]

Haha, I was reading this last night and I was pretty wasted, and for some reason I thought this dude Casey was you(Vega) and since everyone said they were gonna bash on whoever this dude was once he posted on these boards again, I was like WTF? Alchohol FTW.

[Obswalq]

And Cory, that dude Casey gives my name a bad rap. :rocket:

My bad, lol.

DID NOT SPECIFY

[yeah]

i say we all rip on this kid cause he got all serious.

can you give us some background about these people? do you know the kids fat g/f or something?

[bobbydanger]

1. how old are you? i quit the chat room times when i was 15
2. invite me to the chat if it's funny. - bobbydangerpants

[Obswalq]

can you give us some background about these people? do you know the kids fat g/f or something?

I don't know who they are. My friend Casey invited me to the chat room he created for his friends, and he told me to join to make fun of everyone.

1. how old are you? i quit the chat room times when i was 15

It's not that kind of chat room. My friend Casey made a chat to invite his friends into and I just joined to make fun of them. Don't be a fucking retard, retard.

2. invite me to the chat if it's funny. - bobbydangerpants

Suck my dick.

[yeah]

hahaha, thats fuckin hilarious. i want in

[ten_second_infinity]

BreedTheNihility

IM ME

[M. Diddy Oien]

i love how they were getting pissed causeyou were saying how much of a maaaaawnly mawn you were.


i lol'ed furiously the whole time.

[Sudden Intoxication]

lawlgreens

And Cory, that dude Casey gives my name a bad rap. :rocket:

srsly the whole time i kept thinking that you were losing your touch lol

[parabola5353]

a little late but im talkin to this doucher right now

[parabola5353]

nothin too funny but i post it anyway

BlackSabbath5353: sup nigga
kiheisurfer13: do i know you?
BlackSabbath5353: shut the fuck you!!
kiheisurfer13: what do you want?
BlackSabbath5353: youre womans a fatty
kiheisurfer13: im not in the mood
BlackSabbath5353: she told me the very opposite
kiheisurfer13: why do you bother me?
BlackSabbath5353: got nothin better to do
BlackSabbath5353: so shut the fuck me
kiheisurfer13: obviously
kiheisurfer13: leave me alone, i dont feel like dealing with you
BlackSabbath5353: rough day eh?
BlackSabbath5353: you should listen to fall out boy
BlackSabbath5353: theyre good for the emo days
kiheisurfer13: im sick
kiheisurfer13: fall out boy is gay and im not emo
BlackSabbath5353: sucks youre in denial
kiheisurfer13: right

[cannibaL.]

hahaha 14/10 thread.

[Sudden Intoxication]

symbiotic in theory's post made me lol hard

[M. Diddy Oien]

haha reading this again still brings t3h furious lawlz.

[Obswalq]

Those faggots blocked me finally, hahaha.

[Shawn]

i have the fucker on my BL.. was gonna fuck around with him, never got around to it and then lost interest.

[tck!]

I got halfway through. Still lol'd.

And I thought it was our Casey the whole time too. I was like...you live with you're mom?

[bobbydanger]

i think i lost IQ points by reading that.

[Nun Stampede!]

i didnt find mine funny at all either. it was just to bump the thread and to show that the kid isnt as funny to fuck with anymore.

[hartford]

lol@ falling for alt+f4

[T3h Parad0x]

r0flz.

[tck!]

Symbiotic in Theory was my old username.

different IP's

[Nun Stampede!]

different IP's
i switched to cable, and cleared my harddrive. Would that do it? I dont even know.

[tck!]

I don't know either haha. I just know your Ip address is different. Whatever.

[Nun Stampede!]

Puppet*****8: hey
NUN STAMPEDE: yo
Puppet****r8: wanna talk to my grandma?
NUN STAMPEDE: YES
Puppet******8: oh wait...
Puppet********8: dont do anything stupid
Puppetz****8: or i WILL kill you
NUN STAMPEDE: haha
Puppet******8: im not kidding
NUN STAMPEDE: hahhahahaha
Puppet********8: dont lemonparty my grandma
NUN STAMPEDE: haha what if she likes it?
Puppet*****8: NO
NUN STAMPEDE: or the conversation starts going that way?
Puppet******8: you cant talk to my grandma now
NUN STAMPEDE: damn
Puppet*****8: well...
Puppet********8: just dont send her viruses
Puppet****8: Slots Gurl
Puppet******8: like i said tho, i WILL kill you
NUN STAMPEDE: wait, your grandmas name is Slots Gurl?
Puppet*******8: yeah
NUN STAMPEDE: holy shit, that is funnier than anything that could possibly come from this.
NUN STAMPEDE: thats not your grandma
Puppet****8: yeah it is
NUN STAMPEDE: thats nancy pelosi, asshole.
NUN STAMPEDE: dude, shes not respondiong, and why the fuck would you randomly give me your grandmas screen name?
Puppet****8: because shes online
Puppet******8: why wouldnt I randomly give you my grandmas screen name?
NUN STAMPEDE: NUN STAMPEDE: Hi nana.
NUN STAMPEDE: This is corey. I just wanted to tell you that i still dont have any friends.
NUN STAMPEDE: this is my other account
NUN STAMPEDE: the one i use to flirt with little girls i meet over the internet
Slots Gurl: nun stampede your off your rocker
NUN STAMPEDE: this is corey, granny
Slots Gurl: well u got a little girl here
NUN STAMPEDE: what the fuck?
Puppet******8: HAHAHAHA
NUN STAMPEDE: i love when old people use internet lingo, my grandma does it too
NUN STAMPEDE: "how r u lolol?"
Puppet*****8: haha
NUN STAMPEDE: ready?
Puppet*****8: no
NUN STAMPEDE: Slots Gurl: nun stampede your off your rocker
NUN STAMPEDE: this is corey, granny
Slots Gurl: well u got a little girl here
Slots Gurl: all wrong nun
Slots Gurl: corey doesn't call me granny lol
NUN STAMPEDE: ive never heard a grandma use lol, thanks.
NUN STAMPEDE: WANNA CYBER LOL?
NUN STAMPEDE wants to directly connect.
Slots Gurl is now directly connected.
Slots Gurl direct connection is closed.
NUN STAMPEDE: except i have heard a grandma use lol before
Puppet*****8: i really wish youd show my grandma some respect instead of being a complete asshole
Puppet****8: i dont know if thats possible, but try to the best of your ability
NUN STAMPEDE: dude, its not your grandma
Puppet****8: yeah it is
NUN STAMPEDE: lies.
Puppet*****8: its seriously my fucking grandma
NUN STAMPEDE: is she single?
Puppet*******8: im gonna kill you
NUN STAMPEDE: hahah
Puppet*****8: fuck you
NUN STAMPEDE: hahahhahahahahah
NUN STAMPEDE: why you gotta be like that?
Puppet*******8: why you gotta be a fuckin asshole
NUN STAMPEDE: it isnt your grandma
NUN STAMPEDE: and im not being an asshole
Puppet*****8: ITS MY FUCKING GRANDMOTHER!
Puppet******8: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LIE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT
NUN STAMPEDE: IS SHE SINGLE?
Puppet******8: NO
NUN STAMPEDE: She doesnt need your abuse, Im taking her to the safari!
Puppet*******8: dont fuck with my grandma, im being dead serious
NUN STAMPEDE: its okay, she stopped talking.
Puppet*******8: yeah i dont blame her
NUN STAMPEDE: NUN STAMPEDE: WANNA CYBER LOL?
NUN STAMPEDE wants to directly connect.
Slots Gurl is now directly connected.
Slots Gurl direct connection is closed.
NUN STAMPEDE: i have something to show you
NUN STAMPEDE wants to directly connect.
NUN STAMPEDE: im waiting
NUN STAMPEDE cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
NUN STAMPEDE: You wanna go see the zebras, nana?
Slots Gurl: what is Cyber
NUN STAMPEDE: haha should i tell h er?
NUN STAMPEDE: okay i ended it
Puppet******8: fuck off
NUN STAMPEDE: clearly shes not a big fan of ribbed condoms, so we cannot be together.
Puppet******8: FUCK
Puppet*****8: OFF


This happened about a week ago, and he has stopped talking to me since.

[Obswalq]

lol wtf

That was even more retarded than my AIM chat experience.

[Nun Stampede!]

i almost fell out of my chair laughing when she told me i was off my rocker. irony?

[Obswalq]

FOMCROFLLMAO?

[Nun Stampede!]

4 rls.